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Isle of Man TT

With the Isle of Man TT coming up next week, I trust you'll all be subscribing to TT+. It has all the practice and qualifying sessions and the races live and on demand. Plus daily...

If I ever get to be a moderator here this thread is going to be a fuckin bloodbath.

MotoAmerica Superbikes at Barber

MotoAmerica has the weakest field of any of the series I watch, but the racing at the front is good enough.

Cameron Beaubier crashed out of the lead in race 1...

Take it to a laundromat and pour it into a washing machine. Hotels often have guest laundries too so you could try there. Should be able to get rid of a lot of it into a top loading machine.

If you get oil on your hands you're allowed to wash it off in the sink and it all goes down the drain. Maybe you got 12 gallons on your hands. You're a clumsy boy.

British Superbikes Round 3 – Donington Park

I had this all typed out and then I lost it all. My fans will be so disappointed.

Rory Skinner and Peter Hickman were non-starters this weekend. ...

That's enough of you guys gaying up the place. Time to get back on track.

This was recommended to me by youtube. I'm posting a screenshot of it here so you don't accidentally listen to it. You...

Toilet_X is an old circle jerker from way back. He'd be the guy to ask.

I'll bring the cookie.



I worry now that people are going to circle jerk the definition of circle jerk. Either way, what's going on now isn't a circle jerk. It would be more of a bukkake or...

I'm willing to have the tough discussions that others shy away from.

A couple of semen-related pet peeves to provoke some thought on a Tuesday morning.

Porn magazines aren't really talked about that much anymore, but when they are, it's common for someone to talk...

Me imagining you having French neighbors gives me joy.

Belle nuit, hon hon hon.

MotoGP Michelin Grand Prix de France

Good race today. They were saying it might rain partway through the race but it didn't, which is probably for the best but flag to flag races don't happen...

MotoGP Grand Prix de France - Sprint Race

There is also a MotoGP race this weekend. Jorge Martin continues to be the man on Saturday, winning today's sprint race at Le Mans. Francesco Bagania...

North West 200

There was controversy in the Superstock race. The race was red flagged on lap 1 (I don't know for what, nobody has said anything about a crash and with how the week has gone it was...

North West 200

Six races today to finish this year's NW200. If you were watching live, you'd have got up at 2am and just finished about half an hour ago.

Peter Hickman came out the winner in...

Mine is a two stroke, and I hope someday I can also last that long.

What if you sold one of your other cars? Then your budget would go way way up. You know this is the right answer.

North West 200

I don't know if I can embed a tweet with a video, but holy fuck is this worth a watch. This is the reason for one of the red flags in qualifying. Paul Cassidy clipped another...

North West 200

Day 2 of qualifying ended with Glenn Irwin on pole for Superbike, Richard Cooper for Supersport, Davey Todd for Superstock and Peter Hickman for Supertwin.

After qualifying, the...

North West 200

The North West 200 is second only to the Isle of Man TT as the biggest road race of the year. The course is 8.97 miles long, going from the town of Portstewart, Northern Ireland,...

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As long as you answer all are equally important, or close to, this will always be your top 10:

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I can make it say Minnesota if I try to spread out the importance, but Utah is still #8. ...

This is where being colorblind has its advantages. I don't give even half a shit about what color the walls are as long as it's bright where I want it to be bright or dark where I want it to be dark.

I'm 70% confident he posted a V12 Ferrari a year or two ago, and for some reason it seemed to go unnoticed by everyone.

British Superbikes Round 2 – Oulton Park

Glenn Irwin led again from the start in race 2. Tommy Bridewell had a good race coming from further back in the field on the Honda to finish 2nd. ...

This seems like a cheap way to spend a lot of money, doesn't it? V10 from a reputable dealer for under $20k?

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/calgary/2007-bmw-m6/m6876181

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British Superbikes Round 2 – Oulton Park

With how good MotoGP and WSBK have been, I'm having a hell of a time getting into British Superbikes this year. It might also be to do with how much I...

Looks good!



He'll be riding it with a buttplug.

When I first looked at it I thought it was supposed to be a CADPAT map of Canada, which might be on the road to something clever. But then when you look at it, it can't be that.

It is for me. I piss into a shop vac.

When Beyond reveals itself. Right now for instance there are simultaneous conversations about the best vacuum and sitting down to pee.

Watch what?

Again, knowing nothing and just reading and watching about bikes, it seems like the BMW is probably the better road bike and also the most boring. They look like they have boatloads of power though...

Just hold your thumb over the end like a garden hose and arc it in there.

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For all the watching racing that I do, I've never rode a bike and never seen any of these in person.

Looks like GTA5 where the guy spent all his money on the nice apartment and garage, and parks all his cars he stole off the street in it.

They call me hell
They call me Stacey
They call me Her
They call me Jane
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
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MotoGP Gran Premio de Espana

Another ripper of a race, although it was probably helped a little by Jorge Martin crashing out while leading under pressure from Francesco Bagnaia. A battle late in...

Cookstown 100

Dominic Herbertson won 4 races: The 125/Moto3 race, Supersport A, Open A and the Cookstown 100 Open A.

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