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    Touché.

    Touché.
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    I think if one has been following the advice of...

    I think if one has been following the advice of Dr. MissingLink Dr. Teresa Tam, the number is going to be close to 10. It's been 37 months since our first shots.
    Dr. Hinshaw was talking about shot-5...
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    Someone told me that today's definition of "fully...

    Someone told me that today's definition of "fully vaccinated" is a person who has had 10 vaccine doses. That might be true.
    Is that true? Or, was I talking to an insane person?
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    Sticky: I don't think the officiating played any role in...

    I don't think the officiating played any role in the Carolina game. It wasn't a case of NY ramping up,I think it was a massive failure on Carolina's part and they fuckin deserved to lose.
    They...
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    LoL the concept of what an Albertan considers a...

    LoL the concept of what an Albertan considers a "lake".
    So adorable.

    It's ok... It doesn't have to be this way. You're safe here.
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    I can't even tell who's attempting to make fun of...

    I can't even tell who's attempting to make fun of me, but it's fucking adorable.
    Alberta has over sized sloughs, period. The things Albertans call "lakes" are hilarious abortions for anyone who has...
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    Oops, sorry. I thought the Ontario plates were in...

    Oops, sorry. I thought the Ontario plates were in Calgary.

    Whatever. I've never seen BrownTown pull this shit. This is cologne-soaked, Eastern Euro-Trash nonsense.
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    There are fewer lakes in Alberta than actual...

    There are fewer lakes in Alberta than actual genders.
    And by that I mean one. Sylvan. /Lakes
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    Is Brampton like Edmonton's Mill Woods of Calgary...

    Is Brampton like Edmonton's Mill Woods of Calgary in terms of East Indian folks?
    I can't see EI people doing that as much compared to insufferable Russian/Ukranian immigrants and I'm pretty...
  10. You mean sabad66 ? Someone decided to be a major...

    You mean sabad66 ?
    Someone decided to be a major cunt stain to him in the Israel War thread because he dared to suggest that there's a tiny possibility that maybe, just maybe Israel is taking some...
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    ImO, it's more about running it completely out of...

    ImO, it's more about running it completely out of fuel at the end of the season, or maybe fogging it.
    Modern gasoline hates seasonal equipment.
    #ClimateEmergency
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    Sticky: Bird Construction?

    Bird Construction?
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    When you can't get to the unlock screen by...

    When you can't get to the unlock screen by clicking the mouse or hitting enter no matter what you do.
    But it magically only works if you click the bullshit center of the screen so that it can...
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    LoL!! #NightTrain

    LoL!!
    #NightTrain
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    It's a good thing you stayed up late to come up...

    It's a good thing you stayed up late to come up with that one. Once Buster wakes up, that's going to put a bee right into his bonnet.
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    I would guess it's a negative indicator about 65%...

    I would guess it's a negative indicator about 65% of the time.
    Dealers that have taken a trade-in that doesn't fit the motif of their lot either because of price or mileage or brand will send a...
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    ^So, so anti-climactic! I feel like I got...

    ^So, so anti-climactic! I feel like I got abandoned half way through a hand job.

    *searches for Circle Jerk thread...
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    Taste like Snozzberries!

    Taste like Snozzberries!
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    I am not sure, but I don't think so. Back in BC...

    I am not sure, but I don't think so. Back in BC they declared on the registration of it had been Leased/Rental but I don't think Carfax tracks auction sales.
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    Every dinner is like Indian Wedding Dinner. -...

    Every dinner is like Indian Wedding Dinner.
    - coupé
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    This is what I would lean towards (LoL) as well.

    This is what I would lean towards (LoL) as well.
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    Those should all be exclusive events, not some...

    Those should all be exclusive events, not some bougie nonse... Oh...
    Never mind.
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    I should've held my gut in.

    I should've held my gut in.
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    You shut your whore mouth!!!! This is all about...

    You shut your whore mouth!!!!
    This is all about #AffordableHousing and #EcoSustainable centralized living so we stop carboning all over the definitely non-infinite atmosphere and cool the planet...
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    Actually, they check in at the porticoche.

    Actually, they check in at the porticoche.
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    Add a meth vending machine with some Narcan...

    Add a meth vending machine with some Narcan sidecars and she might attend for a Ribbon Cutting Ceremony*.


    *Recognizing that you're "just visiting" on these unceded territories.
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    It needs to have the word SuStAiNaBLe painted on...

    It needs to have the word SuStAiNaBLe painted on it with biodegradable EcoPaint.
    Then you can open a Soggy Biscuits emporium.
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    Also not a Circle Jerk nor a Dutch Rudder for SKR...

    Also not a Circle Jerk nor a Dutch Rudder for SKR 's benefit
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    The powerplay is to pronounce his wife's name...

    The powerplay is to pronounce his wife's name incorrectly. Duh!


    https://youtu.be/USkimRFBwzM?si=ZpY6w8BFql-Ju3gD
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    Now??! Address plz

    Now??!
    Address plz
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    A circle jerk in the non-literal context isn't...

    A circle jerk in the non-literal context isn't something that a bunch of people are excited about. It's retards doing things that retards do. It's synonymous with a "cluster-fuck".
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    And you're speaking of kilometres, not miles,...

    And you're speaking of kilometres, not miles, correct?
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    Richmond, you say? Now I've seen everything.

    Richmond, you say? Now I've seen everything.
  34. These "people" you speak of... Is it 1999 where...

    These "people" you speak of... Is it 1999 where they are?
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    If you still have debt, are you really saving?

    If you still have debt, are you really saving?
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    I thought Rafah was a salve for a sore tuchus.

    I thought Rafah was a salve for a sore tuchus.
  37. Stating the maintenance costs is so played out....

    Stating the maintenance costs is so played out. What's a new model set a guy back?
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    I always discard my tampons (from the men's room...

    I always discard my tampons (from the men's room at work) in there as well.
    Drought-resistant soil?
  39. "They's from away?"

    "They's from away?"
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    Sticky: He's being actively rewarded thus far.

    He's being actively rewarded thus far.
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