I might be slightly hyper at the moment ... and other peculiar yohanisms

**~Leah~** · 10-20-2005, 05:55 PM

200 replies and over 6800 views... andrew must be shittin himself right now!

Anyhoo... I'm sure we'll have some new yohanisms after the halloween pubcrawl next weekend... should be a gooder... hopefully with pics haha

**DannyO** · 10-21-2005, 02:22 AM

Oh man, I ain't been in this thread in AGES, I'm gonna have to set aside afew hours to catch up, sounds like you been up to crazy shit again, we need to hit the bar soon, just need to get my life back from my job and my car needing much attention.

**yohan4ws** · 10-24-2005, 01:23 PM

Tucker Max's new book is now on pre-order at Amazon. It ships December 27, 2005. I've placed my order already ... have you?

Go get it here!! ($20.71 incl. GST & Shipping)

This book contains all of his new unpublished stories. In his old book all of his stories are available on the website .. It's good bathroom reading but I want some new material ..

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I'm going on Bust Loose pub crawl this year, starting at Ceili's ... at 2pm .. it should be good. My halloween costume includes a hot pink braw ... the pictures will describe the rest.. I'm stoked! .. I need to find somebody who can sew though ..

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I was @ the pub on Saturday after hockey having beer with the guys.. When I got there one of my teammates told me the Waitress was by herself bartending the entire restaurant/lounge and serving all the bar ..

I told her that I heard this, she said yea its true
me: "Wow, you're amazing'
her: "Well thank you"
me: "Are you taking applications for a boyfriend?"
her: <stumped and red faced ... after laughing> "No I'm not, sorry"
me: "Thanks ok, how are the nachos ?? ... "
......

That's the best I have for now ...

**cman** · 10-25-2005, 10:20 AM

shit son i cannot wait for saturday, you better bring tucker Max's pickup line book along so i can bust those all night long.
did you buy your ticket yet?

**~Leah~** · 10-25-2005, 06:41 PM

I think he did today, I got mine today as well. Should be a shit show. P.S. How did you get home Sat nite Ryan?

**yohan4ws** · 10-25-2005, 09:06 PM

Dont whore my thread... ryan respond to her in pm ... or else.

**cman** · 10-25-2005, 09:12 PM

**~Leah~** · 10-25-2005, 09:45 PM

Attention whore much?

**2000_SI** · 10-26-2005, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by yohan4ws

I'm going on Bust Loose pub crawl this year, starting at Ceili's ... at 2pm .. it should be good. My halloween costume includes a hot pink braw ... the pictures will describe the rest.. I'm stoked! .. I need to find somebody who can sew though ..

Hey.. me and some friends are also starting at Celi's...

**~Leah~** · 10-26-2005, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by 2000_SI

Hey.. me and some friends are also starting at Celi's...

Awesome dude, we'll see ya there! yohan, cman, and myself are starting there. I dunno if I wanna go with yohan, he might look sexier than me in that pink bra and mini skirt

**cman** · 10-26-2005, 05:01 PM

nice, beyond meet at ceilies/beyond party bus haha

**Rockski** · 10-27-2005, 06:02 AM

so when is everybody comming up to edmonton to drink?

**2000_SI** · 10-27-2005, 01:07 PM

What are you guys all going as?

I will be the tall ninja with spiky hair...

**~Leah~** · 10-27-2005, 02:00 PM

I'll be the chick from Flashdance... Andrew's going as half man/half woman... and I dunno what Ryan's going as?

**yohan4ws** · 10-27-2005, 02:03 PM

Post your pub crawl shiz here ... http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.p...hreadid=106925

quit wh0ring my thread already .. fuck.

**yohan4ws** · 11-02-2005, 01:58 PM

Halloween pub crawl:

Nothing went as planned, I ended up going with a chick friend and her 2 friends dressed as cougars... as expected, I bounced from Ceilies right into Cowboys and had no problem changing the destination of my pub crawl.

I got way too drunk way too fast..I failed to remember or create any stories. Sorry to let you all down.

However, My costume fukin rules!

On the way there, I ran into my ex girlfriends daughers friend on the bus.. rather, she got on and saw me and started laughing hysterically. That's a trip, seeing her as I sipped my vodka redbull in the can .. already drunk.. at 2 in the afternoon.

Photo album is here:

http://yohan.dhs.org/gallery/Halloween-2k5/PICT0004

I created a new website/gallery for all my fun times and experiences...

http://yohan.dhs.org/gallery

Eventually I'll just have a blog and post my yohanisms there.

**Seanith** · 11-02-2005, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by yohan4ws
[B]I ran into my ex girlfriends daughers friend on the bus..

how old is your ex gf?

**cman** · 11-02-2005, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by Seanith

how old is your ex gf?

hahahahaha sugar momma, not gf

**yohan4ws** · 11-02-2005, 07:07 PM

Originally posted by Seanith
how old is your ex gf?

ok, here we go ..

I'm 25, 26 in 3 weeks (Nov22, I expect home depot gift certs or drinks at the bar..) My Ex just turned 33 ... so she's 7 years and a month older than me ... her daughter is 16. (insert your own yohan loves teenie bopper jokes here)

The story gets better.. I got w/ her when I was 19 .. she was controlling and manipulative and I spent the greater portion of the 5.5 years I was with her trying to prove I was trustworthy, the relationship was worth keeping and doing my best to stay out of trouble (that means doing a lot of nothing and rarely seeing my freinds) ..

Eventually we broke up .. I got sick of her shit .. took me long enough .. but when we did, we were in the processing of buying not 1, but 2 condo's. Her's where we both were living and renting was going to be purchased in her name, the 2nd 2 doors down, to be used as a revenue property ..

Shit hit the fan, we broke up while the mortgages were going through, and now I live 2 doors down from my ex girlfriend and her daughter .. if I leave the patio doors open to my bedroom she could probably hear whatever random I was fucking if we were loud enough .. thats a freaky thought .. I don't have any gossip on her, I saw her getting dropped off from a date once .. I dont even know what she's seen -or heard- of me (harharharhar) but we're both on the condo board. We need to have meetings about stuff .. I'm the preZ.

Yup, my life is definately interesting. Thing is, I'm friends with all the other 3 owners ... she doesn't even know them ... they all know the story and she's just this like.. ghost that I hardly ever see suprisingly, and I'm just fine with that.

So there ya have it .. my ex was 7 years older than me, when I was 19 I was the idolizm of all my friends (Oh yeah, she was really hot and sex was out of this world .. lots of it too).

Got Milf?

**yohan4ws** · 11-05-2005, 01:49 PM

If you're not signed up on Tucker Max's mailing list, you wouldn't have gotten his most recent story.

Alas, fortunate you are to be reading this post right now.

You will get to share the reason why he is now officially and truely my hero:

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...oo_story.phtml

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