http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAJ0ibzf4yk
In english.
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When I was living in vegas, I was playing a $120 tourny and was prob 2-3hrs into it...Originally posted by project240
I haven't seen that before either, pretty brutal though. I think I'd punch the guy after he turned his hand over.
You can hear the announcers saying slow roll at about 2:16, but they still seem to think it's funny. Pretty inappropriate at that level of competition or any level for that matter.
If anyone knows how I play I am super aggressive, and I ended up getting slowrolled preflop when i had like AJ vs KK
The guy was thinkin about it for like 4minutes and then he called I totally cracked his Kings and said thank you..
I was also 3handed in a tourny once and this asian dude slow rolled me with AA 3 handed when we already made a chop.. well semi slowroll i guess it only took like 20-30seconds to call...
I didnt win that one tho
Originally posted by beemerm3
so if we only seen 5 % of the oceans why not drain them or somethin lol or can u even transfer water from one ocean to another??? think of all the stuff u'd findtreasures n eerything.
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i should change this thread to "running bad" cause that's what i do!
Tap, Rack, BANG!
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The reaction from the English speaking commentators there is far more appropriate, though I am somewhat surprised at a commentator's use of the word retarded ("it's so retarded on so many levels..") around 5:58 -- kinda risky to use that expression if you're doing commentary, imo.
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Not inappropriate given the circumstances. He called it as he saw it and the move was retarded.Originally posted by Gainsbarre
I am somewhat surprised at a commentator's use of the word retarded ("it's so retarded on so many levels.."around 5:58 -- kinda risky to use that expression if you're doing commentary, imo.
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This is not a bad beat, but still prob one of the worst calls I have ever seen in my life.. This is a $100headsup game, how can you be this retarded and be playing for $100?
The sick thing is he tanked for like 10seconds then called me... he would 3bet me every hand and raise every hand..PokerStars Game #38944600446: Tournament #237583562, $100+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/01/30 1:38:35 ET
Table '237583562 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: stitter897 (1690 in chips)
Seat 2: Tcarnage (1310 in chips)
stitter897: posts small blind 10
Tcarnage: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [Td Kc]
stitter897: raises 40 to 60
Tcarnage: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [2d Qh Jd]
Tcarnage: checks
stitter897: bets 100
Tcarnage: raises 140 to 240
stitter897: raises 300 to 540
Tcarnage: raises 710 to 1250 and is all-in
stitter897: calls 710
*** TURN *** [2d Qh Jd] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [2d Qh Jd 6h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tcarnage: shows [Td Kc] (a pair of Jacks)
stitter897: shows [5c 4c] (a pair of Jacks - lower kicker)
Tcarnage collected 2620 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2620 | Rake 0
Board [2d Qh Jd 6h Jc]
Seat 1: stitter897 (button) (small blind) showed [5c 4c] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: Tcarnage (big blind) showed [Td Kc] and won (2620) with a pair of Jacks
Originally posted by beemerm3
so if we only seen 5 % of the oceans why not drain them or somethin lol or can u even transfer water from one ocean to another??? think of all the stuff u'd find
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Originally posted by Kobe
This is not a bad beat, but still prob one of the worst calls I have ever seen in my life.. This is a $100headsup game, how can you be this retarded and be playing for $100?
The sick thing is he tanked for like 10seconds then called me... he would 3bet me every hand and raise every hand..oh ya I think you showed me that earlier. My best guess is that he thought he was playing razz with you? Maybe he had a bunch of razz ring games going on at the same time as the HU match with you?
Or maybe it's just Santa Claus?
Here are some awful plays from a tournament I played last night...
I realized after being called on the flop that he probably had me outkicked -- was almost certain that he had AJ or AQ, so I slowed down on the turn, even as I hit top pair there. Thought for SURE that we were gonna split the pot when he shoved on the river -- then he turns up the following
Truly wretched play...limping with kings, NOT reraising when I bet out on the flop there, and then shoving on the river (trying to represent a nine there? Ya right...) One of those "three strikes, yer out" kinda hands.PokerStars Game #38997574346: Tournament #237925980, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2010/01/30 23:43:36 MT [2010/01/31 1:43:36 ET]
Table '237925980 6' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: RocoeP_Train (9050 in chips)
Seat 2: GeminiTim22 (6099 in chips)
Seat 3: gaznic (6209 in chips)
Seat 5: thee3rdhalf (7728 in chips)
Seat 6: KAL 007 (10436 in chips)
Seat 7: soxfans11 (19145 in chips)
Seat 8: Squeak76 (6602 in chips)
Seat 9: franky bee42 (9768 in chips)
RocoeP_Train: posts the ante 50
GeminiTim22: posts the ante 50
gaznic: posts the ante 50
thee3rdhalf: posts the ante 50
KAL 007: posts the ante 50
soxfans11: posts the ante 50
Squeak76: posts the ante 50
franky bee42: posts the ante 50
soxfans11: posts small blind 200
Squeak76: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KAL 007 [Tc As]
franky bee42: folds
RocoeP_Train: calls 400
GeminiTim22: folds
gaznic: folds
thee3rdhalf: folds
KAL 007: calls 400
soxfans11: folds
Squeak76: checks
*** FLOP *** [9d 9h 7d]
Squeak76: checks
RocoeP_Train: checks
KAL 007: bets 1199
Squeak76: folds
RocoeP_Train: calls 1199
*** TURN *** [9d 9h 7d] [Ac]
RocoeP_Train: checks
KAL 007: checks
*** RIVER *** [9d 9h 7d Ac] [9c]
RocoeP_Train: bets 7401 and is all-in
KAL 007: calls 7401
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RocoeP_Train: shows [Kc Ks] (a full house, Nines full of Kings)
KAL 007: shows [Tc As] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
KAL 007 collected 19000 from pot
A little bit later on, the poor play by RocoeP_Train might just have been topped here...
Sometimes I'd check to them on the river to give them a chance to bluff at the pot, but I didn't want to risk getting checked down (again) here, especially since I thought it was very obvious that I was chasing something on the flop (calling a bet on the flop, and then leading out and betting when the third spade hits on the river). So I bet out and he make a HORRIBLE shove -- no need to reraise all-in to try and take the pot away from me. I snaped called in half a second, thinking he had an 8 or something.PokerStars Game #38997775864: Tournament #237925980, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (300/600) - 2010/01/30 23:53:32 MT [2010/01/31 1:53:32 ET]
Table '237925980 6' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: GeminiTim22 (5374 in chips)
Seat 3: gaznic (7035 in chips)
Seat 5: thee3rdhalf (6328 in chips)
Seat 6: KAL 007 (24159 in chips)
Seat 7: soxfans11 (15845 in chips)
Seat 8: Squeak76 (9028 in chips)
Seat 9: franky bee42 (7268 in chips)
GeminiTim22: posts the ante 50
gaznic: posts the ante 50
thee3rdhalf: posts the ante 50
KAL 007: posts the ante 50
soxfans11: posts the ante 50
Squeak76: posts the ante 50
franky bee42: posts the ante 50
KAL 007: posts small blind 300
soxfans11: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KAL 007 [Ks 3s]
Squeak76: calls 600
franky bee42: folds
GeminiTim22: folds
gaznic: folds
thee3rdhalf: folds
KAL 007: calls 300
soxfans11: raises 600 to 1200
Squeak76: calls 600
KAL 007: calls 600
*** FLOP *** [7s 6s 9h]
KAL 007: checks
soxfans11: bets 2400
Squeak76: folds
KAL 007: calls 2400
*** TURN *** [7s 6s 9h] [5h]
KAL 007: checks
soxfans11: checks
*** RIVER *** [7s 6s 9h 5h] [Js]
KAL 007: bets 2199
soxfans11: raises 9996 to 12195 and is all-in
KAL 007: calls 9996
*** SHOW DOWN ***
soxfans11: shows [7d Ah] (a pair of Sevens)
KAL 007: shows [Ks 3s] (a flush, King high)
KAL 007 collected 33140 from pot
Only the second hand of heads up, and dperfeito was playing very, very aggressively. The worst part about this hand is that I had a feeling that I was beat (I was about 40% certain that I was beat by the turn card, thinking that he was holding AA). Something I've noticed from many aggressive players when they are out of position on the hand is that they will raise preflop, bet out on the flop, but check the turn if they made a big hand (flush or full house). When he suddenly checked the turn, that made me wonder if the ace there filled him up...
The huge blunder I made this hand is not listening to that instinct and raising (rather than just calling) the river. Given our stack sizes, I still had plenty of time to catch up. But once I raised him on the river there I essentially comitted myself to the hand there and there was no turning back.
PokerStars Game #38998930247: Tournament #237925980, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2010/01/31 0:54:23 MT [2010/01/31 2:54:23 ET]
Table '237925980 9' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 3: dperfeito (185717 in chips)
Seat 8: KAL 007 (84283 in chips)
dperfeito: posts the ante 125
KAL 007: posts the ante 125
KAL 007: posts small blind 600
dperfeito: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KAL 007 [7h Ks]
KAL 007: raises 1200 to 2400
dperfeito: raises 3600 to 6000
KAL 007: calls 3600
*** FLOP *** [7c 7d Kd]
dperfeito: bets 7200
KAL 007: calls 7200
*** TURN *** [7c 7d Kd] [Ac]
dperfeito: checks
KAL 007: checks
*** RIVER *** [7c 7d Kd Ac] [9h]
dperfeito: bets 15600
KAL 007: raises 36399 to 51999
dperfeito: raises 120393 to 172392 and is all-in
KAL 007: calls 18959 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (101434) returned to dperfeito
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dperfeito: shows [As 7s] (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
KAL 007: shows [7h Ks] (a full house, Sevens full of Kings)
dperfeito collected 168566 from pot
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PokerStars Game #39155556213: Tournament #239036012, $100+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/02/03 2:22:28 ET
Table '239036012 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: 4thetrees (1520 in chips)
Seat 2: Tcarnage (1480 in chips)
Tcarnage: posts small blind 10
4thetrees: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [Kh 9d]
Tcarnage: calls 10
4thetrees: raises 20 to 40
Tcarnage: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [4h 3s Kd]
4thetrees: bets 100
Tcarnage: raises 200 to 300
4thetrees: raises 200 to 500
Tcarnage: raises 940 to 1440 and is all-in
4thetrees: calls 940
*** TURN *** [4h 3s Kd] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [4h 3s Kd Tc] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
4thetrees: shows [Js Qs] (a straight, Nine to King)
Tcarnage: shows [Kh 9d] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
4thetrees collected 2960 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2960 | Rake 0
Board [4h 3s Kd Tc 9h]
Seat 1: 4thetrees (big blind) showed [Js Qs] and won (2960) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 2: Tcarnage (button) (small blind) showed [Kh 9d] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
$100 game? is this for real...
Originally posted by beemerm3
so if we only seen 5 % of the oceans why not drain them or somethin lol or can u even transfer water from one ocean to another??? think of all the stuff u'd find
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Terrible play, the only justification for a possible scenario is a soul read LOL...thought if he hit he was good? Or 4thetrees is on tilt...Originally posted by Kobe
PokerStars Game #39155556213: Tournament #239036012, $100+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/02/03 2:22:28 ET
Table '239036012 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: 4thetrees (1520 in chips)
Seat 2: Tcarnage (1480 in chips)
Tcarnage: posts small blind 10
4thetrees: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [Kh 9d]
Tcarnage: calls 10
4thetrees: raises 20 to 40
Tcarnage: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [4h 3s Kd]
4thetrees: bets 100
Tcarnage: raises 200 to 300
4thetrees: raises 200 to 500
Tcarnage: raises 940 to 1440 and is all-in
4thetrees: calls 940
*** TURN *** [4h 3s Kd] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [4h 3s Kd Tc] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
4thetrees: shows [Js Qs] (a straight, Nine to King)
Tcarnage: shows [Kh 9d] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
4thetrees collected 2960 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2960 | Rake 0
Board [4h 3s Kd Tc 9h]
Seat 1: 4thetrees (big blind) showed [Js Qs] and won (2960) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 2: Tcarnage (button) (small blind) showed [Kh 9d] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
$100 game? is this for real...
Crappy river for you though, unfortunate that he luck sucked you.
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The 1st one, he would 3bet or 4bet me every time, thats why i stuck it in with the open ender, i thought my King high still might be good... LOL he didnt fold a single hand...Originally posted by gqmw
Terrible play, the only justification for a possible scenario is a soul read LOL...thought if he hit he was good? Or 4thetrees is on tilt...
Crappy river for you though, unfortunate that he luck sucked you.
The second one, yah sick river card, however i ended up going 3-1 or 4-1 vs him for either $200 or $300 profit off of him so I'm not to worried
Originally posted by beemerm3
so if we only seen 5 % of the oceans why not drain them or somethin lol or can u even transfer water from one ocean to another??? think of all the stuff u'd find
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I really do hate posting HH's but I just got setup a shitload of times in 5 minutes
PokerStars Game #39306158967: Tournament #240057090, $100+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/02/06 1:28:40 ET
Table '240057090 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Tcarnage (1640 in chips)
Seat 2: shystic63 (1360 in chips)
Tcarnage: posts small blind 15
shystic63: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [Qs Qc]
Tcarnage: raises 60 to 90
shystic63: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [4c Ts 7d]
shystic63: bets 60
Tcarnage: raises 150 to 210
shystic63: calls 150
*** TURN *** [4c Ts 7d] [8h]
shystic63: checks
Tcarnage: bets 430
shystic63: raises 430 to 860
Tcarnage: raises 480 to 1340 and is all-in
shystic63: calls 200 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (280) returned to Tcarnage
*** RIVER *** [4c Ts 7d 8h] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shystic63: shows [Jc 9c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Tcarnage: shows [Qs Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
shystic63 collected 2720 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2720 | Rake 0
Board [4c Ts 7d 8h Qh]
Seat 1: Tcarnage (button) (small blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: shystic63 (big blind) showed [Jc 9c] and won (2720) with a straight, Eight to QueenPokerStars Game #39306240449: Tournament #240058572, $100+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/02/06 1:32:20 ET
Table '240058572 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: john4021 (1550 in chips)
Seat 2: Tcarnage (1450 in chips)
john4021: posts small blind 10
Tcarnage: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [Qd Ac]
john4021: raises 40 to 60
Tcarnage: raises 100 to 160
john4021: raises 140 to 300
Tcarnage: calls 140
*** FLOP *** [5s 3c Qs]
Tcarnage: checks
john4021: bets 420
Tcarnage: raises 730 to 1150 and is all-in
john4021: calls 730
*** TURN *** [5s 3c Qs] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [5s 3c Qs 4d] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tcarnage: shows [Qd Ac] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
john4021: shows [2h Ah] (a straight, Ace to Five)
john4021 collected 2900 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2900 | Rake 0
Board [5s 3c Qs 4d 3s]
Seat 1: john4021 (button) (small blind) showed [2h Ah] and won (2900) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 2: Tcarnage (big blind) showed [Qd Ac] and lost with two pair, Queens and ThreesPosted this, cuase I win this I win the match after grinding him down 3 times to under 500 chips....PokerStars Game #39306404296: Tournament #240058092, $100+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2010/02/06 1:39:50 ET
Table '240058092 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Tcarnage (2295 in chips)
Seat 2: kerrante (705 in chips)
Tcarnage: posts small blind 25
kerrante: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [Ks Js]
Tcarnage: raises 50 to 100
kerrante: raises 605 to 705 and is all-in
Tcarnage: calls 605
*** FLOP *** [Ts Kd 6s]
*** TURN *** [Ts Kd 6s] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Kd 6s Ac] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kerrante: shows [Th Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
Tcarnage: shows [Ks Js] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
kerrante collected 1410 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1410 | Rake 0
Board [Ts Kd 6s Ac Jh]
Seat 1: Tcarnage (button) (small blind) showed [Ks Js] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 2: kerrante (big blind) showed [Th Td] and won (1410) with three of a kind, Tens
PokerStars Game #39306440893: Tournament #240061070, $100+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/02/06 1:41:32 ET
Table '240061070 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Tcarnage (1730 in chips)
Seat 2: john4021 (1270 in chips)
john4021: posts small blind 10
Tcarnage: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [Ah Ac]
john4021: raises 60 to 80
Tcarnage: raises 220 to 300
john4021: calls 220
*** FLOP *** [2h 7c 6c]
Tcarnage: checks
john4021: bets 420
Tcarnage: raises 1010 to 1430 and is all-in
john4021: calls 550 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (460) returned to Tcarnage
*** TURN *** [2h 7c 6c] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [2h 7c 6c 2c] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tcarnage: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
john4021: shows [7d Jh] (a full house, Sevens full of Deuces)
john4021 collected 2540 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2540 | Rake 0
Board [2h 7c 6c 2c 7h]
Seat 1: Tcarnage (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 2: john4021 (button) (small blind) showed [7d Jh] and won (2540) with a full house, Sevens full of DeucesPokerStars Game #39306493983: Tournament #240062210, $100+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/02/06 1:43:59 ET
Table '240062210 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Tcarnage (1130 in chips)
Seat 2: kerrante (1870 in chips)
Tcarnage: posts small blind 10
kerrante: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [Kd Ks]
Tcarnage: raises 40 to 60
kerrante: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [8c Jc 9c]
kerrante: checks
Tcarnage: bets 120
kerrante: calls 120
*** TURN *** [8c Jc 9c] [8d]
kerrante: checks
Tcarnage: bets 320
kerrante: raises 1370 to 1690 and is all-in
Tcarnage: calls 630 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (740) returned to kerrante
*** RIVER *** [8c Jc 9c 8d] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kerrante: shows [3c Kc] (a flush, King high)
Tcarnage: shows [Kd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
kerrante collected 2260 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2260 | Rake 0
Board [8c Jc 9c 8d 9d]
Seat 1: Tcarnage (button) (small blind) showed [Kd Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 2: kerrante (big blind) showed [3c Kc] and won (2260) with a flush, King high
PokerStars Game #39306732988: Tournament #240062650, $100+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/02/06 1:55:23 ET
Table '240062650 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Tcarnage (1245 in chips)
Seat 2: kerrante (1755 in chips)
kerrante: posts small blind 15
Tcarnage: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [4s Ks]
kerrante: calls 15
Tcarnage: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qs 2d 4h]
Tcarnage: checks
kerrante: checks
*** TURN *** [Qs 2d 4h] [4d]
Tcarnage: bets 60
kerrante: calls 60
*** RIVER *** [Qs 2d 4h 4d] [3c]
Tcarnage: bets 150
kerrante: raises 270 to 420
Tcarnage: calls 270
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kerrante: shows [5s 6s] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Tcarnage: mucks hand
kerrante collected 1020 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1020 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 2d 4h 4d 3c]
Seat 1: Tcarnage (big blind) mucked [4s Ks]
Seat 2: kerrante (button) (small blind) showed [5s 6s] and won (1020) with a straight, Deuce to Six
This has been an unreal run I have been on in 2010...
Originally posted by beemerm3
so if we only seen 5 % of the oceans why not drain them or somethin lol or can u even transfer water from one ocean to another??? think of all the stuff u'd find
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WOW, wont end today... and -600PokerStars Game #39307216347: Tournament #240064535, $100+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/02/06 2:20:03 ET
Table '240064535 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Tcarnage (1230 in chips)
Seat 2: tomuel (1770 in chips)
tomuel: posts small blind 10
Tcarnage: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [3h 3c]
tomuel: raises 60 to 80
Tcarnage: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [As 7d 3s]
Tcarnage: checks
tomuel: checks
*** TURN *** [As 7d 3s] [4c]
Tcarnage: bets 120
tomuel: raises 120 to 240
Tcarnage: raises 910 to 1150 and is all-in
tomuel: calls 910
*** RIVER *** [As 7d 3s 4c] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tcarnage: shows [3h 3c] (three of a kind, Threes)
tomuel: shows [5d Ah] (a straight, Ace to Five)
tomuel collected 2460 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2460 | Rake 0
Board [As 7d 3s 4c 2d]
Seat 1: Tcarnage (big blind) showed [3h 3c] and lost with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 2: tomuel (button) (small blind) showed [5d Ah] and won (2460) with a straight, Ace to Five
Originally posted by beemerm3
so if we only seen 5 % of the oceans why not drain them or somethin lol or can u even transfer water from one ocean to another??? think of all the stuff u'd find
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Just some random hands...
I really hate it when this happens. You figure out exactly what your opponent had, make the laydown, and yeah..
PokerStars Game #39199345127: Tournament #239326305, $3.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2010/02/03 20:49:00 MT [2010/02/03 22:49:00 ET]
Table '239326305 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: K1ngk0ng (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: KAL 007 (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: MystDragoon (890 in chips)
Seat 4: TradingKing (1930 in chips)
Seat 5: papabear61 (1330 in chips)
Seat 6: 4A88 (1810 in chips)
Seat 7: Pata de Urso (1550 in chips)
Seat 8: markoalmada (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: cuTiepa2T 76 (1500 in chips)
Pata de Urso: posts small blind 10
markoalmada: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KAL 007 [5c 5s]
cuTiepa2T 76: folds
K1ngk0ng: folds
KAL 007: calls 20
MystDragoon: folds
TradingKing: calls 20
papabear61: calls 20
4A88: folds
Pata de Urso: calls 10
markoalmada: checks
*** FLOP *** [7c 5h 6s]
Pata de Urso: checks
markoalmada: checks
KAL 007: bets 99
TradingKing: calls 99
papabear61: folds
Pata de Urso: raises 221 to 320
markoalmada: folds
KAL 007: calls 221
TradingKing: calls 221
*** TURN *** [7c 5h 6s] [Tc]
Pata de Urso: bets 620
KAL 007: folds
TradingKing: calls 620
*** RIVER *** [7c 5h 6s Tc] [6c]
Pata de Urso: bets 560
TradingKing: calls 560
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Pata de Urso: shows [9h 8d] (a straight, Six to Ten)
TradingKing: mucks hand
Pata de Urso collected 3420 from pot
If only I could accurately predict what the board cards will be. However, in this case I was accurate with the prediction on this hand. I was about 80% certain once the cards were turned up that the river card would be a nine. Didn't do me any good here though as all the money was already in the pot...
Only was I can be sure of victory is when there are no more cards to come -- at least that way I can't be outdrawn.PokerStars Game #39304781017: Tournament #240031697, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2010/02/05 22:29:01 MT [2010/02/06 0:29:01 ET]
Table '240031697 9' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: PureLuck78 (4810 in chips)
Seat 2: MSVT001OK (3464 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: JRod7830 (10373 in chips)
Seat 4: kaffy1130 (5069 in chips)
Seat 6: susantos23 (13264 in chips)
Seat 7: pseudobidon (1810 in chips)
Seat 8: bAdTIMing4u (5752 in chips)
Seat 9: KAL 007 (2620 in chips)
bAdTIMing4u: posts small blind 100
KAL 007: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KAL 007 [Qh Qs]
PureLuck78: folds
MSVT001OK: folds
JRod7830: folds
kaffy1130: folds
susantos23: folds
suz@n 5@ is connected
pseudobidon: raises 1610 to 1810 and is all-in
bAdTIMing4u: folds
KAL 007: calls 1610
*** FLOP *** [As 8c Kc]
*** TURN *** [As 8c Kc] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [As 8c Kc 7c] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KAL 007: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
pseudobidon: shows [9h 9d] (three of a kind, Nines)
pseudobidon collected 3720 from pot
PokerStars Game #39300709492: Tournament #240022037, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2010/02/05 20:14:20 MT [2010/02/05 22:14:20 ET]
Table '240022037 9' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Jalx (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: perci99 (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: donkess19 (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: KAL 007 (1480 in chips)
Seat 5: icemanale (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: marcianosk8 (1100 in chips)
Seat 7: Bob Garner (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: MLEOPARD77 (1960 in chips)
Seat 9: susieq50 (1500 in chips) is sitting out
KAL 007: posts small blind 10
icemanale: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KAL 007 [Kh Ah]
marcianosk8: folds
Bob Garner: folds
MLEOPARD77: folds
susieq50: folds
Jalx: raises 40 to 60
perci99: folds
donkess19: folds
KAL 007: raises 199 to 259
icemanale: folds
Jalx: calls 199
*** FLOP *** [6d 9s Qd]
KAL 007: bets 299
Jalx: calls 299
*** TURN *** [6d 9s Qd] [Ks]
KAL 007: bets 399
Jalx: calls 399
*** RIVER *** [6d 9s Qd Ks] [2s]
KAL 007: checks
Jalx: bets 543 and is all-in
KAL 007: calls 523 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (20) returned to Jalx
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jalx: shows [Th 7c] (high card King)
KAL 007: shows [Kh Ah] (a pair of Kings)
KAL 007 collected 2980 from potI suppose that I made a bit of a Freudian reraise in putting my opponent all in on the turn here...PokerStars Game #38306910144: Tournament #233170900, $3.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (600/1200) - 2010/01/17 11:38:38 MT [2010/01/17 13:38:38 ET]
Table '233170900 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: KAL 007 (25281 in chips)
Seat 8: Ottchen777 (15219 in chips)
KAL 007: posts the ante 75
Ottchen777: posts the ante 75
KAL 007: posts small blind 600
Ottchen777: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KAL 007 [5c Qc]
KAL 007: calls 600
Ottchen777: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad 5d 3h]
Ottchen777: bets 2400
KAL 007: calls 2400
*** TURN *** [Ad 5d 3h] [Ts]
Ottchen777: bets 3600
KAL 007: calls 3600
*** RIVER *** [Ad 5d 3h Ts] [2h]
Ottchen777: bets 7944 and is all-in
KAL 007: calls 7944
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ottchen777: shows [Kd 7d] (high card Ace)
KAL 007: shows [5c Qc] (a pair of Fives)
KAL 007 collected 30438 from pot
PokerStars Game #39307191640: Tournament #240053559, $3.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2010/02/06 0:18:49 MT [2010/02/06 2:18:49 ET]
Table '240053559 3' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: zsunny (4129 in chips)
Seat 6: KAL 007 (19059 in chips)
Seat 7: pumpnscoot (12251 in chips)
Seat 9: Craig's CAPS (5061 in chips)
zsunny: posts the ante 50
KAL 007: posts the ante 50
pumpnscoot: posts the ante 50
Craig's CAPS: posts the ante 50
pumpnscoot: posts small blind 300
Craig's CAPS: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KAL 007 [6h Jd]
zsunny: folds
KAL 007: raises 699 to 1299
pumpnscoot: folds
Craig's CAPS: calls 699
*** FLOP *** [Td 8d 9h]
Craig's CAPS: checks
KAL 007: checks
*** TURN *** [Td 8d 9h] [Qc]
Craig's CAPS: bets 1800
KAL 007: raises 5169 to 6969
Craig's CAPS: calls 1912 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (3257) returned to KAL 007
*** RIVER *** [Td 8d 9h Qc] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Craig's CAPS: shows [8c Qs] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
KAL 007: shows [6h Jd] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
KAL 007 collected 10522 from pot
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This guy didnt learn when I took the first $100 from him, so I had to slowroll him the second time...
Originally posted by beemerm3
so if we only seen 5 % of the oceans why not drain them or somethin lol or can u even transfer water from one ocean to another??? think of all the stuff u'd find
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LOL "royal flush good?"Originally posted by Kobe
This guy didnt learn when I took the first $100 from him, so I had to slowroll him the second time...
GG Kobe. Just don't time out...
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Originally posted by beemerm3
so if we only seen 5 % of the oceans why not drain them or somethin lol or can u even transfer water from one ocean to another??? think of all the stuff u'd find
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So I've been running pretty badly in the last 90days or so, breaking even/making only a bit of money, and then I play this guy...
It was a $100 4man HU (2 Rounds of HUs) and he was bitching at the first guy he played then he played me..
The 2nd game starts for both of us and he writes
So the kid starts to make fun of me for the duration of the matchbohoney said, "deal?"
Tcarnage said, "waht"
bohoney said, "300 - 100 for loser"
Tcarnage said, "LOL"
Tcarnage said, "no"
bohoney said, "200 ea"
bohoney said, "u want 0"
Tcarnage said, "yes"
bohoney said, "ur a joke"
Tcarnage said, "I love you"
Tcarnage said, "Wanna make babies with me?"
bohoney said, "all luck"
Tcarnage said, "of course"
bohoney said, "no thanks foreigner"
Tcarnage said, "foreigner?"
bohoney said, "canada"
Tcarnage said, "LOL"
bohoney said, "usa all the way"
Tcarnage said, "as far as I know.. online gambling is banned in the USA"
bohoney said, "own the world"
All is well and I try to make this big play for half my stack.. (It is very questionable looking back at it now, but he was just so bad)
So he starts to make fun of me, and thinking I can't just call, do u really think i have any intentions of playing this hand without trying to steal it on the river? Of course that was my hole plan.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [7s 8h]
Tcarnage: calls 30
bohoney: raises 120 to 180
Tcarnage: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [Th Ah Kh]
bohoney: bets 180
Tcarnage: raises 280 to 460
bohoney: calls 280
*** TURN *** [Th Ah Kh] [Td]
bohoney: bets 180
Tcarnage: calls 180
*** RIVER *** [Th Ah Kh Td] [9d]
bohoney: checks
Tcarnage: bets 760
bohoney: calls 760
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tcarnage: shows [7s 8h] (a pair of Tens)
bohoney: shows [Jd Kd] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
bohoney collected 3160 from pot
bohoney said, "moron"
bohoney said, "cant `check?"
So he keeps making fun of how bad I am blah blah blah. and Then I river him pretty hard
So I have to get this asshole back*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tcarnage [9c Qs]
bohoney said, "??????"
bohoney: raises 120 to 180
Tcarnage: raises 940 to 1120 and is all-in
bohoney: calls 940
*** FLOP *** [5s Qh 2d]
*** TURN *** [5s Qh 2d] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [5s Qh 2d 8s] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tcarnage: shows [9c Qs] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
bohoney: shows [Kd Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Tcarnage collected 2240 from pot
Tcarnage said, "???"
bohoney said, "u suck bro all luck"
Tcarnage said, "nice call moron"
Tcarnage said, "NICE CALL MORON"
Tcarnage said, "HAHAHHAHA"
Tcarnage said, "HAHAHAH"
Tcarnage said, "NICE CALL!"
Tcarnage said, "how do u call with that"
So he keeps bitching at me, and I'm just going with it and this hand comes up..
*Snap calls me with K/9o* ???Dealt to Tcarnage [3h 3s]
Tcarnage: calls 30
bohoney: raises 180 to 240
Tcarnage said, "I can tell"
Tcarnage: raises 1790 to 2030 and is all-in
bohoney: calls 1790
*** FLOP *** [Qd Tc Kh]
*** TURN *** [Qd Tc Kh] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Tc Kh 3d] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bohoney: shows [9d Ks] (a pair of Kings)
Tcarnage: shows [3h 3s] (three of a kind, Threes)
Tcarnage said, "ty"
Tcarnage collected 4060 from pot
bohoney said, "400 ty ty ty idiot clowns suck out"
Tcarnage said, "come again"
Then He runs 77 into KK
Dealt to Tcarnage [Kc Kh]
Tcarnage: raises 100 to 200
bohoney: raises 2100 to 2300
Tcarnage: raises 390 to 2690 and is all-in
bohoney: calls 390
*** FLOP *** [Ad 6h Jd]
*** TURN *** [Ad 6h Jd] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 6h Jd Js] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bohoney: shows [7d 7s] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
Tcarnage: shows [Kc Kh] (a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
Tcarnage collected 5380 from pot
My last comment to him
Tcarnage said, "very unlucky"
I've been on a sick downswing in the $100 headsup games lately, and running hot in the $50s (obv this doesn't work 2 well) so It felt so great to run so good vs this 1 douche bag!!
Really wanted to post this, as it made my month and I want to look back at it in a few weeks and smile about it
Originally posted by beemerm3
so if we only seen 5 % of the oceans why not drain them or somethin lol or can u even transfer water from one ocean to another??? think of all the stuff u'd find
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I love those exchanges. Here's one I had recently from somebody who clearly doesn't know how or when to bluff
I thanked him for his generosity and this is what I gotPokerStars Game #42504502277: Tournament #261859462, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/04/11 8:02:32 MT [2010/04/11 10:02:32 ET]
Table '261859462 8' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: marraboy83 (1775 in chips)
Seat 2: great sam 67 (3220 in chips)
Seat 3: KAL 007 (1240 in chips)
Seat 4: Josh10212 (2190 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: Lupel (1100 in chips)
Seat 6: MUCTEPMAMOHT (5925 in chips)
Seat 7: TALLNEWBE (3175 in chips)
Seat 8: Surprise001 (3065 in chips)
Seat 9: Ajm1969 (3320 in chips)
Josh10212: posts small blind 15
Lupel: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KAL 007 [Ah 7h]
MUCTEPMAMOHT: folds
TALLNEWBE: folds
Surprise001: folds
Ajm1969: folds
marraboy83: folds
great sam 67: folds
KAL 007: raises 60 to 90
Josh10212: folds
Lupel: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [6c Qs 3c]
Lupel: checks
KAL 007: checks
*** TURN *** [6c Qs 3c] [7c]
Lupel: checks
KAL 007: bets 99
Lupel: raises 145 to 244
KAL 007: calls 145
*** RIVER *** [6c Qs 3c 7c] [5h]
Lupel: bets 444
KAL 007: calls 444
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lupel: shows [Th Jd] (high card Queen)
KAL 007: shows [Ah 7h] (a pair of Sevens)
KAL 007 collected 1571 from pot
He then busted out, ending our discussion prematurely.KAL 007 said, "thanks"
Lupel said, "what a idiot call"
KAL 007 said, "more like idiot bet"
Lupel said, "nope sorry"
TALLNEWBE said, "that was a good call"
TALLNEWBE said, "that was a dumb bet"
Lupel said, "in your *** yeah"
KAL 007 said, "how do you think i knew what you had?"
Lupel said, "by suc king your dad"
KAL 007 said, "anyways, keep it up"
KAL 007 said, "i could use some charity"
TALLNEWBE said, "if we are talking charity send some my way"
Not quite sure what this guy was thinking here with his river bet -- maybe he forgot about the all-in guy in the pot? Or maybe he just really, really wanted the whopping 154 chips in the side pot?
I guess since this is the bad beat thread -- not too bad, but it's more for the "what might have been..." This one was very painful because I'm sure I would have won this tournament if my hand held on the turn here (winning this pot would have launched me into first in chips with 2 tables left...). Had to settle for 5th... Even though I was unsure of what he had I just KNEW this guy was going to shove after I bet out on the turn, so I was clicking like a madman on the bottom right hand corner of this open window to call his all-in reraise as fast as possible (I really, really wanted to snap call this guy since I was holding the nuts). Then came the river...PokerStars Game #42504427353: Tournament #261865895, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2010/04/11 8:00:34 MT [2010/04/11 10:00:34 ET]
Table '261865895 3' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: mospp (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: dnbbe (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: FullF8rce (1350 in chips)
Seat 4: KAL 007 (1800 in chips)
Seat 5: kenzo06100 (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: Dingo281 (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: AudreyStadl (1570 in chips)
Seat 8: grg0805 (2350 in chips)
Seat 9: wills0 (500 in chips)
AudreyStadl: posts small blind 10
grg0805: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KAL 007 [Jh Jd]
wills0: calls 20
mospp: folds
dnbbe: folds
FullF8rce: folds
KAL 007: raises 79 to 99
kenzo06100: folds
Dingo281: calls 99
AudreyStadl: calls 89
grg0805: raises 79 to 178
wills0: calls 158
KAL 007: calls 79
Dingo281: folds
AudreyStadl: calls 79
*** FLOP *** [9s 2s 7h]
AudreyStadl: checks
grg0805: checks
wills0: checks
KAL 007: bets 399
AudreyStadl: folds
grg0805: calls 399
wills0: calls 322 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [9s 2s 7h] [Kd]
grg0805: checks
KAL 007: checks
*** RIVER *** [9s 2s 7h Kd] [3d]
grg0805: bets 500
KAL 007: calls 500
*** SHOW DOWN ***
grg0805: shows [8s Ts] (high card King)
KAL 007: shows [Jh Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
KAL 007 collected 1154 from side pot
wills0: mucks hand
KAL 007 collected 1777 from main pot
PokerStars Game #42510354607: Tournament #261868081, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2010/04/11 10:24:42 MT [2010/04/11 12:24:42 ET]
Table '261868081 16' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Robby g 901 (19619 in chips)
Seat 5: monsterm16 (21733 in chips)
Seat 6: TARKIJA (6800 in chips)
Seat 7: pasmurail (7860 in chips)
Seat 8: poi_1234 (23205 in chips)
Seat 9: KAL 007 (22992 in chips)
Robby g 901: posts the ante 50
monsterm16: posts the ante 50
TARKIJA: posts the ante 50
pasmurail: posts the ante 50
poi_1234: posts the ante 50
KAL 007: posts the ante 50
Robby g 901: posts small blind 200
monsterm16: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KAL 007 [Js Ah]
TARKIJA: folds
pasmurail: raises 800 to 1200
poi_1234: folds
KAL 007: calls 1200
Robby g 901: folds
monsterm16: folds
*** FLOP *** [9h Kc Ts]
pasmurail: checks
KAL 007: bets 1099
pasmurail: calls 1099
*** TURN *** [9h Kc Ts] [Qh]
pasmurail: checks
KAL 007: bets 2499
pasmurail: raises 3012 to 5511 and is all-in
KAL 007: calls 3012
*** RIVER *** [9h Kc Ts Qh] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pasmurail: shows [Qc Qs] (a full house, Queens full of Nines)
KAL 007: shows [Js Ah] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
pasmurail collected 16520 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16520 | Rake 0
Board [9h Kc Ts Qh 9s]
Seat 1: Robby g 901 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: monsterm16 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: TARKIJA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pasmurail showed [Qc Qs] and won (16520) with a full house, Queens full of Nines
Seat 8: poi_1234 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: KAL 007 (button) showed [Js Ah] and lost with a straight, Ten to Ace
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Anyone ever get in on the bad beat jackpots? I don't know if all poker sites have them, but I've seen it grow really high at Party Poker quite often. Some of them were reaching around 200,000.
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In the tens of thousands of poker hands I've played online in the past five years, I've never had a Hold em hand that would meet the stringent "bad beat jackpot" criteria on most websites (lose with quads or better while using BOTH your hole cards). I've lost with quad eights to a jack-high straight flush, but that was using only one hole card (I had 6-8 and there were three eights on the board). I don't think I've ever seen another person at a table I've been at lose under the same conditions, but I multi-table a great deal now and I don't catch every hand (although I'm sure the chat would explode if such a beat did occur, so I'd likely notice).Originally posted by chathamf
Anyone ever get in on the bad beat jackpots? I don't know if all poker sites have them, but I've seen it grow really high at Party Poker quite often. Some of them were reaching around 200,000.
I almost think I'd have a better chance at winning the jackpot on a slot machine at the Elbow River casino than I would at winning a bad beat jackpot playing poker online.
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