Diaper Party?

[Disoblige]

Originally posted by mr2mike
How to end all future Diaper Parties

Attend Diaper Party.
Get "roaring drunk".
Run around proclaiming "diaper party".
Rip off pants to expose said, "diaper".
Utilize diaper to fullest extent for the rest of the evening.

/END of any future Diaper Party in entire group of friends.


edit:
Next day, stop by to pick up pants.

Good idea.
Now add this as the cherry on top:

Everyone chips in $20 or something and the pool of money is the prize who utilizes the diaper the most by the end of the evening. The expectation is the future dad does this so he can use that money to buy diapers.

[D'z Nutz]

1) How would this be any different than hanging out with your friends any other time?

2) Anyone who uses the phrase "diaper party" freely (ie: in any context other than "What the fuck is a diaper party?") probably menstruates, which means they should be attending the "baby shower" instead.

[killramos]

Originally posted by ExtraSlow
You shut up killer, I'm throwing you a diaper party when you have kids. And I'm going to get roaring drunk at it.

So you say there will be a party?

[dirtsniffer]

sounds like I will just stick to the original plan.

[JfuckinC]

Originally posted by dirtsniffer
sounds like I will just stick to the original plan.

hahaha

[ExtraSlow]

Originally posted by killramos

So you say there will be a party?

I think there should be. even if you never have kids.

Originally posted by dirtsniffer
sounds like I will just stick to the original plan.

You are welcome for the advice.

[sexualbanana]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz
1) How would this be any different than hanging out with your friends any other time?

Basically what we did. We all get together to watch football on Sundays anyways, so we just told everyone to buy a pack of diapers for the idiot who didn't pull out in time.

[Sugarphreak]

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[dirtsniffer]

jesus christ, I want to celebrate the fact that my buddy is having a kid with our group of friends. figure throwing him a few diapers while we're at it wouldn't hurt.

what does this have to do with millennials?

[sexualbanana]

Originally posted by Sugarphreak


That doesn't work for millennials... they feel that they are entitled to gifts and free shit, so inventing a new type of gift party is the only way to go!

Gifts can come in the form of lap dances and tit shots. Although in Calgary, it's highly over-priced and over-rated.

[Rocket1k78]

ive been to 3 of these so far and its a total crock of shit imo. 2/3 were asian so i went to the diaper party, my wife went to the shower and then we gave again at the 1 month. The first invite i got i seriously thought it was a joke because it sounded so ridiculous

[sputnik]

No.

Just no.

[jabjab]

they are having parties for everything, first month, gender reveal...soon it will be for first shit.

Scam to get presents I think, I'd never go to them. Just make up an excuse.

[killramos]

My favorite is paying a professional photographer to put together a pregnancy announcement.

[HiTempguy1]

Originally posted by tirebob
WTF happening to just getting together with the boys, getting hammered and slagging the guy about how his life is over. No props needed other than maybe a peeler... Be men!!

[Dumbass17]

this sounds like lemon party

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by ercchry
At your age I'd think the partiers would be the ones in need of the diapers

You must be mistaking me with speedog. Yeah.....that's it, he's the old one!

[R154]

[blindsight]

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[dirtsniffer]

And let me guess, gay rights too? Back in your day a man married a woman and that's it.

Dam millenials need to go to war. That'll straighten them out amirite