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    Watch out for this scammer

    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?Ad...D9YBv%2BOBOc*#


    The car is not a GSR, it has 240-250 on it and he rolled it back. The car was my friends and he hit a puddle and blew the engine, so insurance paid out for it.
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    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ189976887

    Not crazy hilarious, but this is a great example of people using descriptions like 'excellent shape' a little to liberally. I think 'battered to fuck and left to rot in a basement' might be more accurate.
    Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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    Originally posted by russianrocket21
    Friend sent this to me last night
    EPIC!!!

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    worst thread ever, all ads are no longer available...

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    Originally posted by qcp1
    worst thread ever, all ads are no longer available...
    Yeah Copy+paste hilarious ads please!

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    http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-housin...AdIdZ199396927

    In case ad disappears ...



    Wanted: Looking for place to rent

    Date Listed 20-Apr-10
    Price $400.00
    Address Alberta T0K 2G0, Canada
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    Need place to rent asap. 40 year old male looking for a nice place to rent. Just got out of a bad relationship(mom). Mother figures I need to experience life. Will cook, clean,sew for discount on rent. Send pics. Must be pretty.Must have 40 inch flat screen in room for xbox. Wont do laundry.



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    ^hahaha

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    I have a feeling that some of the ad posters are also members
    of this forum and thats why they are dissapearing so fast.

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    Originally posted by G-ZUS
    Watch out for this scammer

    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?Ad...D9YBv%2BOBOc*#


    The car is not a GSR, it has 240-250 on it and he rolled it back. The car was my friends and he hit a puddle and blew the engine, so insurance paid out for it.
    Guy wanted to trade me for my 180SX. I let him know he wasnt fooling people.

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    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ198880720

    $15,000 SC400

    Look at those fuckin DUBS lol

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    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ203167633


    haha bike low mileage, the wife not

    hahaha
    2017 VW Jetta 1.4T (winter car)
    2010 F-350 Nortruck Tool Shed
    2007 BMW 5 (Wifey's)
    2004 Audi A4 1.8T 6spd Stage III w/ Meth
    1985 F-250 6.9L IDI w/ATS turbo

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    For Sale........ The Bike not the Wife
    Great Shape The Bike and The Wife
    Custom Paint The Bike not The Wife
    Low Mileage The Bike and The Wife
    Good Ride The Wife not The bike
    Fixed

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    CNC Guru*

    * This is not an advertisement or porn..... but pm me lol

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    click for larger version
    » Click image for larger version
    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ198126672

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    Last edited by gretz; 05-11-2010 at 05:46 PM.
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    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ204486896



    Apple will charge you $300..... I'll do it beautifully for $89!

    Call or text Ty the iPhone guy @ 403-613-2013

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    ____________________________________________________


    I've worked on and fixed over HUNDREDS of phones!

    OEM Original Apple parts.

    Mobile service available

    I'm a stay at home Dad and i am available pretty much anytime, so please call now!

    THREE options!

    1. You drop off and pick up the phone at my house. Done in 20 minutes - $89 ($99 for 3GS)

    2. Rush service, i come to you RIGHT NOW and fix your phone on the spot $119 ($129 for 3GS)

    3. I drive to your house, make you dinner, fix your phone over dessert, give you a footrub while we watch Family Guy, and tuck you in for the night. $999 (same price for 3GS)

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    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ204596157

    only 10 grand - someone scoop this up quick while it lasts
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    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ207995340



    I emailed him the contact info for a1 pooper scoopin

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    Originally posted by AndyL
    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ207995340


    I emailed him the contact info for a1 pooper scoopin
    You could always get it for your neighbours lawn...

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