Neighbors having loud sex

[KimChigrl]

Hey,

so I've been having this issue with my neighbors having really loud sex, specifically the girl. I live in a condo, and the walls seem to be rather thin, so I can hear a lot.

I've done everything from changing my wifi network name, to leaving notes under their door, to kicking the wall, and turning my music bass on super loud, but the girl is still really loud.

I don't know... has anyone else had this awkward problem?

Any suggestions for what I should do?

[rage2]

Join them.

[KimChigrl]

I'd rather not, the girl sounds HORRIBLE in bed.

[rage2]

So teach her how it's done.

[Feruk]

Do you have some sort of surround sound speakers? If so, next time they're going at it, put them right against whichever wall you can hear them through (with the sound hitting straight into wall), and blast it. Pick a song that'll make the guy go soft for added points. Couple coming to mind: "It's Raining Men", anything by Culture Club.

[2Legit2Quit]

Fire up a chainsaw and go through the wall, show them what's up.

[TYMSMNY]

Originally posted by rage2
So teach her how it's done.

OP, just be louder than her the next time you....

[KimChigrl]

I'll put 'chocolate rain' on full blast

[kvg]

UMAD or JELLY?

[Eleanor]

Anytime I hear my neighbours having loud sex, all I can picture is:

[lilmira]

Yeah, that Cher song is really annoying. I can imagine her in bed.

[KimChigrl]

Originally posted by kvg
UMAD or JELLY?

god no. neither. bad sex is bad sex. I can tell by the way she screams

[Spoons]

Originally posted by KimChigrl


god no. neither. bad sex is bad sex. I can tell by the way she screams

Bad sex is still sex.

I don't see them posting on beyond complaining about your non-existent sex.

[DGill]

Any pictures of her?

[KimChigrl]

Originally posted by Spoons


Bad sex is still sex.

I don't see them posting on beyond complaining about your non-existent sex.

I have sex, I just don't scream my bloody lungs out so the whole floor can hear me

I'd rather NOT have sex, than have really shitty sex laying there like a starfish wasting my time

lolbitch

[JfuckinC]

Originally posted by KimChigrl


god no. neither. bad sex is bad sex. I can tell by the way she screams

maybe you're the brutal one.....

[dirtsniffer]

Pics of OP also.

Unless you're Korean.... Jokes!

[KimChigrl]

what's a OP

[wardpr68]

You happen to be at the Marquis Condo's? I have seen that one myself at those condos.

[HyperZell]

Originally posted by KimChigrl
what's a OP

Original Penis.