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Are people actually fucking retarded?

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...gationFlag=true









God I hate rat rod people.

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I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit...

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God lord what a hunk of shit. 22 k your FKN kidding me. What an idiot.

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Put up 2 pairs of shoes on kijiji as separate ads. First pair was free and second is going for $40 considering they are brand new.

First Pair

Iboku: Pls can i have it
Me: Yes, [my address]
Iboku: Wow i live very close
2 weeks go by
Iboku: Wow I got d shoes thanks so much.God bless u

A few evenings later he emails me regarding the Second Pair

Iboku: Hi what do u mean by price is obo
Me: That i will accept reasonable offers
Iboku: Like how much
Iboku: I give you offer cos u are good to me by giving one free shoes
Iboku: Which I want to give my friends as gift back home
Me: Just offer a price
Iboku: Will u do $20
Me: No, you have to be a lot closer to my asking price. I am not giving these away
Iboku: Ok pls $25
Iboku: Am coming from airdrie to pick up as am there for d weekend
Me: No. Thanks for ur interest. $40 or nothing.
Iboku: Ok i pay $30

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Here's another one. All you have to do in life is cobble together a bunch of junk with no plan, call it a rat rod, and rake in the profits.

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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...gationFlag=true

The thing is, rat rods can be cool, and you probably can build one out of a '40 Chevy truck. But this isn't how you do it.

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More of a pet peeve. What's with people selling vehicles in the ~10 year old range with around 200,000 kms on them that put LOW MILEAGE multiple times in the title and text?

I don't care if you are below average or lower than some other vehicles, but nothing over 200,000 kms is low mileage, no matter how old it is.

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Originally posted by ExtraSlow
More of a pet peeve. What's with people selling vehicles in the ~10 year old range with around 200,000 kms on them that put LOW MILEAGE multiple times in the title and text?

I don't care if you are below average or lower than some other vehicles, but nothing over 200,000 kms is low mileage, no matter how old it is.



Agree.

I think some people think "normal" mileage is 25-30K/year, or maybe they see others listed for 300K and relative to those, their is 'low'. Or maybe they just want to show up in searches for "low mileage" for exposure. It's BS any way you look at it, but they aren't fooling anyone - they're just advertising that they're dumb and are willing to lie to perspective buyers, so what else are they lying about?

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The worst is when they put all highway km... Really all highway eh... Prove it.

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my truck has an engine hour counter on it. For mostly highway you could show the average speed was significantly higher based on the lower hour counter. My average speed is around 50 km per hour based on 30,000 km and 500 engine hours. For a highway truck you may get 75 km per hour.

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This thread is great, finally we are mixing the regular hate and intolerance with some actual car talk.


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This cannot be for real, nobody's that stupid. I think this guy is just trying to cause shit.

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Uber ready

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...gationFlag=true

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Originally posted by darthVWader
Uber ready

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...gationFlag=true



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Originally posted by ExtraSlow
More of a pet peeve. What's with people selling vehicles in the ~10 year old range with around 200,000 kms on them that put LOW MILEAGE multiple times in the title and text?

I don't care if you are below average or lower than some other vehicles, but nothing over 200,000 kms is low mileage, no matter how old it is.




I can legit call my old car "Low Kms" Its a 1993 with just under 16,000 km! And contrary to what everyone believes, it doesn't have leaky seals, valve guide issues, rotted brake lines, rusty gas tank, etc......

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Originally posted by ExtraSlow
More of a pet peeve. What's with people selling vehicles in the ~10 year old range with around 200,000 kms on them that put LOW MILEAGE multiple times in the title and text?

I don't care if you are below average or lower than some other vehicles, but nothing over 200,000 kms is low mileage, no matter how old it is.



What gets me is seeing advertisements for classic cars from the 1979 and earlier, who say things like only 49'000km!

Nope, its not 49'000km, the millage indicator has just looped past 100'000km a few times since it was built, but there isn't enough zeros to record it.

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Not as funny as some others, but this dude has been trying to sell this truck for at least three weeks. He posts two new advertisements every day. He's getting more and more angry, here's todays:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...time/1253671771

2008 Ford F-250 XLT SUPERDUTY*** REDUCED FOR LAST TIME ***

$14,000.00

PRICE IS FIRM OR VERY CLOSE TO IT. LETS NOT WASTE EACH OTHERS TIME--------------PHONE CALLS ONLY-----------------
--------------------FIVE 87 THREE 51 FIVE 16 ZERO-----------------------
--E MAILS WITHOUT CONTACT ARE DELETED----THATS WHY IT SAYS ----------PHONE CALLS ONLY-------------------------------------


If this truck was a short box, I'd buy it myself.

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Originally posted by ExtraSlow
Not as funny as some others, but this dude has been trying to sell this truck for at least three weeks. He posts two new advertisements every day. He's getting more and more angry, here's todays:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...time/1253671771

2008 Ford F-250 XLT SUPERDUTY*** REDUCED FOR LAST TIME ***

$14,000.00

PRICE IS FIRM OR VERY CLOSE TO IT. LETS NOT WASTE EACH OTHERS TIME--------------PHONE CALLS ONLY-----------------
--------------------FIVE 87 THREE 51 FIVE 16 ZERO-----------------------
--E MAILS WITHOUT CONTACT ARE DELETED----THATS WHY IT SAYS ----------PHONE CALLS ONLY-------------------------------------


If this truck was a short box, I'd buy it myself.



Do it. Offer him 10gs Via Email

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Yeah, here's his other advert from today:


REDUCED FOR THE LAST TIME, HAVE 24 IN IT, OWNED FOR 3 YRS HAS BEEN AND STILL IS A NICE TRUCK.
RECENT SERVICE LAST DEC--RUNS STRONG AND SMOOTH
6.8 V 10 TRITON-5 SPD AUTO-FACTORY TOW PACKAGE
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-------------------------PHONE CALLS ONLY--------------------------------
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------------------FIVE 87 THREE 51 FIVE 16 ZERO----------------------
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-------------PRICE IS FIRM OR VERY CLOSE TO IT-------------------
-------------LETS NOT WASTE EACH OTHERS TIME-----------------

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