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    Default Say goodbye to the Fleshlight

    Kinda NSFW



    In reference to Rob Anders:
    Originally posted by ZenOps
    Hes not really that bad...

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    hahaha dammm japanese people are so kinky!

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    Re-post but these things are pretty sweet if you ask me. to be honest i wouldnt mind trying a few out

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    LOLLL awesome!
    Originally posted by beyond_ban
    Are you looking for a happy ending?? If so, PM me...

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    I just added a new item to my christmas list.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    I want to know how hard the end pushes on your dick - I dont want it to feel like im fucking a 2 inch deep vagina that gets exponentially harder to penetrate the deeper I go.

    Homemade pringles can fleshlight ftw.

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    Originally posted by Pollywog
    I want to know how hard the end pushes on your dick - I dont want it to feel like im fucking a 2 inch deep vagina that gets exponentially harder to penetrate the deeper I go.

    Homemade pringles can fleshlight ftw.

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    Look how small the opening is!

    I'm just sayin... Japanese...
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    HAHHAHAH. looks intense haha
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    Originally posted by Pollywog Homemade pringles can fleshlight ftw.
    lays can =)

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    Im just curious as to what the ad was saying...translation anyone?


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    The Tenga Egg.

    3 Different models to choose from:




    Each for a specific sensation:



    Comes packaged like this:




    "Made of ultra soft and flexible materials, the Tenga egg can be easily transformed into a sex toy for hours of pleasurable fun."

    Tenga Egg + Wiener = Fun
    Last edited by Pollywog; 11-21-2009 at 11:50 AM.

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    was the guy talking in the ad a white guy with a bad japanese accent or it kinda (to me) sounded like a japanese doing a gaijin accent

    +1 for wanting to break a few eggs

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    heloc that shit

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    I don't think I would buy used tenga eggs. Lol.

    It doesn't say brand new condition. But twelve bucks is a steal.

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    Originally posted by Godfuader
    Im just curious as to what the ad was saying...translation anyone?
    Most of it's pretty uninteresting... how to use it. Maybe the only thing interesting is near the end after about 20s...

    "The super stretchy egg, no matter the size, is a perfect FIT.
    It easily stretches to the base!

    After opening it's surprising, after using it feels so good! Please enjoy the new Tenga line."

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    Originally posted by Pollywog

    Homemade pringles can fleshlight ftw.
    Real pussy ftw... you should try that one sometime, its usually pretty good!


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    Originally posted by Datsun-Fever


    Real pussy ftw... you should try that one sometime, its usually pretty good!

    Nah, real vagina is a thing of the past. Unless you wanna make babies, whats the point?

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    Originally posted by Datsun-Fever


    Real pussy ftw... you should try that one sometime, its usually pretty good!

    Real pussy talks back.

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    I make that pussy talk back!!!!

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