Originally posted by Hallowed_point
Cool story, Borat.
Originally posted by Hallowed_point
Cool story, Borat.
In theory he emigrated there from Hammersmith, London, United Kingdom.Originally posted by Konj
Borat is from Kazakhstan, Asia.
Originally posted by SJW
Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
Originally posted by snowcat
Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.^^ Fact CheckedOriginally posted by JRSC00LUDE
I say stupid shit all the time.
Originally posted by Hallowed_point
Cool story, Borat.
that's awesome, my grandparents lives in Fort Bonifacio (not related whatsoever )Originally posted by flipstah
My father's side is related to a Filipino national hero: Andres Bonifacio
flashback memory of when i was 3-4 years old in kindergarten, i did #2 in my pants and the big lunchroom lady locked me in a closet.
I did the 23andMe DNA test a few years ago and am apparently a relative to Napoleon Bonaparte
We do have the same nose based on paintings
Unique fact: I have a strange fear of revolving doors:-/ spikerS thinks it is hilarious:-(
Edit: I have also never tasted coffee.
Originally posted by rage2 in 2002
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100.
Knowing you are thinking of me gives me a huge hard onOriginally posted by dirtsniffer
^^ I interpreted it that way just to screw with Hitempguy
Probably not that big..
I have absolutely nothing to contribute to this thread. Most boring man alive.
Back in Sept 2005, me and 2 other beyonders had the FBI fly to Calgary, accompanied by the RCMP as well as an investigator for a digital security company and paid us a visit at the office. We were told they've been hunting us down for years and finally figured out who we were after busting someone pretty high up in the food chain. Yup, we got NARC'd, FBI came to our office and disrespected us.
After coming to our homes and sifting through our computers, only thing they found were some hilarious pictures of us posing in front of said digital security company, basically rubbing it in their faces. They ended up taking the pictures and hanging it in their office as a trophy as they finally "caught" us.
I ended up being an expert witness for the FBI on several cases. They would regularly contact me for advice on some high profile hacking cases, at times paying us a visit in Calgary. US DOJ would send me e-tickets and hotel bookings to testify at cases, but the cases would end up in plea bargain and I never had to actually go, which would have been a pretty cool story in itself. Ended up being pretty friendly with the FBI, they would call me from the courts after a verdict was read to let me know of the results before it hit the press.
Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
I have gone above and beyond what I should rightfully have to do to protect my good name
You have never lived.Originally posted by baygirl
Edit: I have also never tasted coffee.
gf is Colombian and she doesn't drink coffee. Yeah, it stains your teeth but it tastes so good!Originally posted by vengie
You have never lived.
Now that is legitimately cool!Originally posted by rage2
Back in Sept 2005, me and 2 other beyonders had the FBI fly to Calgary, accompanied by the RCMP as well as an investigator for a digital security company and paid us a visit at the office. We were told they've been hunting us down for years and finally figured out who we were after busting someone pretty high up in the food chain. Yup, we got NARC'd, FBI came to our office and disrespected us.
After coming to our homes and sifting through our computers, only thing they found were some hilarious pictures of us posing in front of said digital security company, basically rubbing it in their faces. They ended up taking the pictures and hanging it in their office as a trophy as they finally "caught" us.
I ended up being an expert witness for the FBI on several cases. They would regularly contact me for advice on some high profile hacking cases, at times paying us a visit in Calgary. US DOJ would send me e-tickets and hotel bookings to testify at cases, but the cases would end up in plea bargain and I never had to actually go, which would have been a pretty cool story in itself. Ended up being pretty friendly with the FBI, they would call me from the courts after a verdict was read to let me know of the results before it hit the press.
I assume you're still quite heavily involved in IT and cyber security?
Hope those etickets werent for United, witness tempering on a whole different level.Originally posted by rage2
Back in Sept 2005, me and 2 other beyonders had the FBI fly to Calgary, accompanied by the RCMP as well as an investigator for a digital security company and paid us a visit at the office. We were told they've been hunting us down for years and finally figured out who we were after busting someone pretty high up in the food chain. Yup, we got NARC'd, FBI came to our office and disrespected us.
After coming to our homes and sifting through our computers, only thing they found were some hilarious pictures of us posing in front of said digital security company, basically rubbing it in their faces. They ended up taking the pictures and hanging it in their office as a trophy as they finally "caught" us.
I ended up being an expert witness for the FBI on several cases. They would regularly contact me for advice on some high profile hacking cases, at times paying us a visit in Calgary. US DOJ would send me e-tickets and hotel bookings to testify at cases, but the cases would end up in plea bargain and I never had to actually go, which would have been a pretty cool story in itself. Ended up being pretty friendly with the FBI, they would call me from the courts after a verdict was read to let me know of the results before it hit the press.
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I also have a fear of revolving doors. If I HAVE to use one, I won't go near it if there's other people in the door, and I legitimately LEAP out at the earliest possible opportunity.Originally posted by baygirl
Unique fact: I have a strange fear of revolving doors:-/
Reading this thread makes me kind of thankful for leading such a "boring" life... I've never had to carry any amputated limbs or steal any goats
TIL:
I'm boring AF.
I dated a girl who was terrified of fans. As in, she wouldn't come down to the parkade where I park. Chinese superstition I guess.
I have another one. I used to ski-jump (yes off the big towers at C.O.P.). I've also met Eddie the Eagle twice because of that.
Flying 100 meters through the air is something else, that's for sure.
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I wanted to contribute something but I got nothing lol
I am user #49Originally posted by rage2
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100