I have more than enough to supply enough flaming bags 'o poo to the whole community... My big dog is a pyrenees cross after allOriginally posted by baygirl
You could always get it for your neighbours lawn...
I have more than enough to supply enough flaming bags 'o poo to the whole community... My big dog is a pyrenees cross after allOriginally posted by baygirl
You could always get it for your neighbours lawn...
http://kitchener.kijiji.ca/c-cars-ve...AdIdZ196011164
OK, let me start off by saying this Explorer is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Ford would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a
favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.
This SUV was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 155 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's saved my bacon more than once. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $2500 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Oh yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
There's only 290,000 km on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then email me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my lady, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.
*To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.
Rock on. "
*truck does not actually include MC Hammer pants*
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I am in need of money. If anyone has some extra money, I would greatly appreciate it.
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Was on the hunt for a classic caddy and came across this gem:
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ207590529
If it gets deleted:
i want to dsposed coz i got new one service; good car just gaskit replacement needed. stel running.....
We stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside us.
Classic Reply:Originally posted by ddduke
Was on the hunt for a classic caddy and came across this gem:
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ207590529
If it gets deleted:
i want to dsposed coz i got new one service; good car just gaskit replacement needed. stel running.....
YOZ - IZ INTERESTEZ IN YO CAZ! HOW MUCH TO CHANE THE GAS CAP TI MAKEZ IT RUNZ ?
I WIZ LIKZ TO SPEN LIKE FITEEN BUKZ!
HIT ME BAKZ HOMIE!
This badboy does 0-60 in just 2.9 seconds
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ214252571
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put his full address on there too...hi iam 21 years old iam very ex in many jobs if u are intrested plz get me back iam a very hardworker and i think i would be an asset to your company
Probably means 60km/h now that's misleading marketing! lol
Originally posted by gretz
This badboy does 0-60 in just 2.9 seconds
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ214252571
http://reddeer.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ214332883
Date Listed 28-Jun-10
Price $16,500.00
Address Red Deer, AB, Canada
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For Sale By Owner
Make GMC
Model Sierra 2500
Trim SL
Year 1995
Kilometers 950000
Colour White
Transmission Manual
Fuel Type Gasoline
Drivetrain 4 x 4
Type New
Up for sale is my trusty 1995 GMC Sierra, freshly broke in and ready for a new home. This truck has 950 000km on the still factory 350ci engine. Has rebuilt transmission at 335,000km with new clutch and all clutch parts and clutch has not been used since. Has a bumpin' aftermarket Pioneer/Alpine sound system with 1 10" sub and I-pod hookup. Brand new alternator at 820,000 and waterpump at 758,000. In great shape for it's year. Plywood box liner, warn winch 8,000lbs on steel bumper with controller. Comes with the 800L slip tank, complete with electric pump. Has 245/75/16 tires on it, 3 are matching, one is not. Comes with CB Radio installed and 1000 channel triple-trunking police scanner and an awesome set of backup lights with alarm so those idiots behind you move out of your way. This truck is ready for work and will even include pintle hitch seen on back of truck.
Call Justin @ 403 598 8168. $16, 500 or best offer.
Visits: 55
Sideways As Fuck
just broke in with check engine light, air bag light, and abs lights on, theirs another by the seat belt lights but can't see what it is.Originally posted by 92s13SR20
http://reddeer.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ214332883
Up for sale is my trusty 1995 GMC Sierra, freshly broke in and ready for a new home. This truck has 950 000km on the still factory 350ci engine. Has rebuilt transmission at 335,000km with new clutch and all clutch parts and clutch has not been used since. Has a bumpin' aftermarket Pioneer/Alpine sound system with 1 10" sub and I-pod hookup. Brand new alternator at 820,000 and waterpump at 758,000. In great shape for it's year. Plywood box liner, warn winch 8,000lbs on steel bumper with controller. Comes with the 800L slip tank, complete with electric pump. Has 245/75/16 tires on it, 3 are matching, one is not. Comes with CB Radio installed and 1000 channel triple-trunking police scanner and an awesome set of backup lights with alarm so those idiots behind you move out of your way. This truck is ready for work and will even include pintle hitch seen on back of truck.
Call Justin @ 403 598 8168. $16, 500 or best offer.
Visits: 55
2011 Chevy Colorado Z71 - 5.3L LH9 - Daily driver
2003 Mazda B4000 on 35s
I used to own this car when it was for sale. appreciate all you idiots out here that cannot appreciate the work a kid does to his car. hopefully one day you guys get a life and are able to build as beautiful a car as this. oh and as a side not I sold the car about 3 weeks ago for 13,000 dollars. apparently its worth more than I was asking.Originally posted by J.M.
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$16,500???? He can't be serious.Originally posted by 92s13SR20
http://reddeer.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ214332883
Date Listed 28-Jun-10
Price $16,500.00
Address Red Deer, AB, Canada
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For Sale By Owner
Make GMC
Model Sierra 2500
Trim SL
Year 1995
Kilometers 950000
Colour White
Transmission Manual
Fuel Type Gasoline
Drivetrain 4 x 4
Type New
Up for sale is my trusty 1995 GMC Sierra, freshly broke in and ready for a new home. This truck has 950 000km on the still factory 350ci engine. Has rebuilt transmission at 335,000km with new clutch and all clutch parts and clutch has not been used since. Has a bumpin' aftermarket Pioneer/Alpine sound system with 1 10" sub and I-pod hookup. Brand new alternator at 820,000 and waterpump at 758,000. In great shape for it's year. Plywood box liner, warn winch 8,000lbs on steel bumper with controller. Comes with the 800L slip tank, complete with electric pump. Has 245/75/16 tires on it, 3 are matching, one is not. Comes with CB Radio installed and 1000 channel triple-trunking police scanner and an awesome set of backup lights with alarm so those idiots behind you move out of your way. This truck is ready for work and will even include pintle hitch seen on back of truck.
Call Justin @ 403 598 8168. $16, 500 or best offer.
Visits: 55
Date Listed 02-Jul-10
Price $4,300.00
Address Calgary, AB, Canada
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For Sale By Owner
Make Nissan
Model 240SX
Year 1993
Kilometers 133000
Body Type Coupe (2 door)
Transmission Manual
Colour Blue
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline
1993 Nissan Silvia S13 Coupe
Engine and Drive train:
-S14 Blacktop sr20det
-Gt2871r .64 A/R Garrett turbo
-Taka motorsports SS turbo lines (oil and coolant lines)
-740cc Nismo injectors
-Nismo Super Copper Mix clutch/flywheel combo (serious and best clutch ever)
Aggressive 2way LSD
-Rocker arm stoppers
-Greddy turbo elbow
-Exhaust manifold (very well built)
-S15 OEM gaskets all over the place (exh mani, turbo, dp )
-3 custom air intake with K&N air filter
-3 full exhaust - great sound
-Megan test pipe
-ARC fmic (1500$) 2 hot pipe, 2.5 cold pipe great air flow
-T-clamps all over the place
-HKS ssqv BOV
-NGK iridium spark plugs
-Custom reservoir tank
-Miata small battery w/ warranty
-Non hicas
-12 electric fan + the stock clutch fan
ECU:
-Power FC D-Jetro MAP based Tuned by Wyn@Autodream
Wheels and Brakes:
-17x10 Work Sp1 -25 offset rims in the rear
-16x10 Work Sp1 -1 offset rims for the front (full set of 4 will come with the car)
-5-lug Z32 on all 4 corners
-Project muu slotted rotors
-Project muu brake pads (tons of life)
-5mm spacers on all 4 corners
-Tires are all in good condition
Suspension:
-Tein HA coilovers; adjustable camber
-Whiteline front and rear sway bars (3 way adjustable for your driving style)
-Cusco front and rear strut tower bars
Electronics and Sound System:
-PLX R500 Wideband/Data logger - Wideband o2, I also have the EGT sensor and the sensor that reads the amount of gs that your car is pulling! This data logger is extremely awesome, reads speed, rpm, knock, ect.
-Greddy turbo timer
-Greddy Boost controller
-Viper alarm (does everything you could think of, you can even make a button open/close different windows)
-Sound system (deck, speakers, amp, sub)
Interior:
-Sparco sprint seats
-Integra type-R shift knob and shift boot (had to keep the Honda heart going)
-Race steering wheel
-Power windows (auto up/down for driver)
-Power Brakes
-Power sunroof
-Clear windows (no tint!)
-Power folding mirrors
-Power mirrors
-The car is also equipped with a truck horn (very awesome)
Exterior:
-50mm JUN fender flares
-GTR Grill
-Full body kit
-Paint just got polished and is in great shape
This Car made 1439whp and 749wtq on autodreams dyno. I have dyno sheets to prove.
I'm selling all 3 of my vehicles for a brand new Duramax Diesel.
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?Ad...wmid=214927128
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/308622/19...many-upgrades/
somebody had better buy this soon.....only $4300
Sideways As Fuck
Its actually going for $10k, the link posted is the edit link. someone fucked with the guys ad.
See Crank. See Crank Walk. Walk Crank Walk.
Maybe the guy should learn to link to the right thing hahahah. Noob.Originally posted by FraserB
Its actually going for $10k, the link posted is the edit link. someone fucked with the guys ad.
not a bad priceOriginally posted by FraserB
Its actually going for $10k, the link posted is the edit link. someone fucked with the guys ad.
Sideways As Fuck
That looks legit
probably quite a chill guy as well.
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