Hey I got this special stick for sale. If you use it to break all the glass on your car or truck I promise it will increase your fuel mileage by at least 5mpg. I'm selling it right now for the low low price of 39.95, or for 4 easy payments of 19.95. I'm only offering this to you though and for this week only, you won't be able to find this special stick anywhere else!
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.