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Evolize


suprisingly they are actually attractive. :eek:
sexualbanana
Yes, the Hoor Tour has been quite good for the last 3 years
JordanAndrew
haha my good Friend works at Joey Tomato's downtown and she always tells me how those hookers comes in to dine at their restaurant regularly. I gotta agree, they are pretty good looking, I still wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole though, too risky. :D
Evolize
shoulda seen these two blondes.....i drove past and my buddy and i's jaws dropped....they were fucking incredible, like super hot millionaire playboy porn star models. we spin around down the road to come back for another look but somebody picked them up :(
svtlight
that's really sad. They're probably all addicted to coke/meth. Poor chicks.
JAYMEZ_STi
About 10 of them come into my work every Sunday night... Some times u see boobies haha
brandon
and they are only walking distance away from me......
hmmmm......
brb
:rofl:
Super_Geo
... really? Why would you be a hooker if you're hot? How much do they make?
rage2
Originally posted by Super_Geo
... really? Why would you be a hooker if you're hot? How much do they make?


Some of the girls that worked for me were pulling in $3k a night. :bigpimp:

l8braker
It's Stampede time, they come from all over :poosie:

edit: Pic isn't working
dennisaur
lol if you got the whole license plate in the pic, you could have blackmailed that mofo
forced_eg
the real estate is improving all over the city, even in forest lawn, dont know if their cops or not but a big improvement from the gunt sack packing alley whores that were there before,
TVG
There's also a big variety now. Every color, fat girls, buff girls, girls with moustaches, twins etc. etc.
PINOY-X
dats kinda sad .. taking pics of hookers ......
Supa Dexta
Originally posted by TVG
There's also a big variety now. Every color, fat girls, buff girls, girls with moustaches, twins etc. etc.



boy you get em all.. ha

But yeah with so much money around guys want the good ones... 118th up here in Edmonton still has some of those really sick, skinny, drugged out whack-a-doo's if your looking for old school.... And there out all times of day... Leaning against the "this community prohibits prostitution" signs..

:rofl:

They've even been talking about how some girls up here, who have regular jobs by day are out sluttin it up for rent money, because they can't afford it and its quick money, with lots of it around..

Dooms_Bane
the cheap ones charge almost nothing
but me and one 2 of my friends paid one and gave her a ride in one of my friends cars

her price was 100 bucks for 15 minutes and we just basically drove her around and asked if we could asked her questions. she said it was fine

this was like 3 or 4 years ago....

but she said she was one of the more expensive ones but back then the prices of stuff weren't that bad but most of her customers consist of drug dealers that pay her to go to the club with them and what not and she just gets paid. so like a 4 hours club night of dancing would ring her in 1600 bucks. she said she does it for her child and it's good money and she has the ability to decline any customer she thinks is just too dirty

she clearer said theres a difference between the girls that work down here and the girls that work in alleys. the ones that are in alleys are all beat up and owe money and are forced to work. the ones here work cuz they just like how much money they make.

OH and she said theres a thing... if the hot ones stand on one side of the street it is there side... the ugly/fat ones have to be either on the other side. or down the block. hahaha i laughed when she said that

then when i asked if this was the weirdest request from a customer she said no. but i didn't go any deeper into that question. i think she charged us for 15 minutes but we were talking for like 30
Supa Dexta
I swear officer, we're just talking.. Me and my friends just wanted to ask some questions..

.. my .. my weiner must have just fell out out of my pants....


"All of your weiners?"


:rofl:
Super_Geo
Originally posted by Dooms_Bane
the cheap ones charge almost nothing
but me and one 2 of my friends paid one and gave her a ride in one of my friends cars

her price was 100 bucks for 15 minutes and we just basically drove her around and asked if we could asked her questions. she said it was fine

this was like 3 or 4 years ago....

but she said she was one of the more expensive ones but back then the prices of stuff weren't that bad but most of her customers consist of drug dealers that pay her to go to the club with them and what not and she just gets paid. so like a 4 hours club night of dancing would ring her in 1600 bucks. she said she does it for her child and it's good money and she has the ability to decline any customer she thinks is just too dirty

she clearer said theres a difference between the girls that work down here and the girls that work in alleys. the ones that are in alleys are all beat up and owe money and are forced to work. the ones here work cuz they just like how much money they make.

OH and she said theres a thing... if the hot ones stand on one side of the street it is there side... the ugly/fat ones have to be either on the other side. or down the block. hahaha i laughed when she said that

then when i asked if this was the weirdest request from a customer she said no. but i didn't go any deeper into that question. i think she charged us for 15 minutes but we were talking for like 30



.... paid her just to talk, eh? ;)

snowboard
Originally posted by JAYMEZ_STi
About 10 of them come into my work every Sunday night... Some times u see boobies haha




im there.




hookers are pretty funny sometimes, but i personally have yet to see a stunnnnnna.

PINOY-X
BAHAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
i hear bs ... nobody goes and takes a hooker pay her $100 to jsut "talk" to her!

CREEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Lucky97
maybe they arn't hookers at all. maybe they where waiting for a cab to go to the clubs?
haha
Troy
I have yet to see a good looking hooker in Edmonton haha
PINOY-X
so do u guys actually ... go and drive around to look for hookers and see if they are hot ? ... then pay them to just "talk"
KRyn
dats kinda sad .. taking pics of hookers ......



You good sir have never been on a HOOKER HUNT! I suggest you try it! Don't forget to bring some pennies to fire off at them.

Mckenzie
Well usually during Stampede there are hookers that come in from around NA for the business- I'm sure you will notice some overly hot ones during this time of the year and then they disappear as soon as they arrive when its all said and done.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: For eye candy
Toms-SC
Originally posted by Lucky97
maybe they arn't hookers at all. maybe they where waiting for a cab to go to the clubs?
haha



That is exactly what I was thinking. I bet those aren't hookers but girls waiting to cross the street to tramp it up at a club.

l8braker
Originally posted by KRyn
You good sir have never been on a HOOKER HUNT! I suggest you try it! Don't forget to bring some pennies to fire off at them.



A buddy of mine threw pennies at one a few years ago when he was drinking and she yelled that she was calling her pimp and grabbed her phone.

Not advised.

PINOY-X
Originally posted by KRyn


You good sir have never been on a HOOKER HUNT! I suggest you try it! Don't forget to bring some pennies to fire off at them.




ummm apparently you have ... i actually respec women .. and i got better things to do than drive around throwing pennies at them ... suggestion for you would be ... ummm get a gf ?

KRyn
ummm apparently you have ... i actually respec women .. and i got better things to do than drive around throwing pennies at them ... suggestion for you would be ... ummm get a gf ?



You respect hookers? Interesting..
I actually have a girlfriend and in no way shape or form was I poking fun or trying to bash you. So I don't understand why you are getting defensive but some people are just insecure.

Dooms_Bane
lol yes when your curious about what they do and how much they make you go ask
it's only a 100 bucks...

we were extremely bored and wanted to find out how much they actually made and to see if it was worth it and oh ya...

the hookers that work downtown arn't from here they most of them came from like Toronto or van haha call me what you want! but she was really funny
PINOY-X
thats there choice of life yea ? .. so leave them be .. no need to be throwing pennies at them
KRyn
no need to be throwing pennies at them



Thats true, my last hooker hunt was 6 years ago... We used to think stuff like that was alot funnier back then.

Dooms_Bane
ya... why throw pennies at hookers.. thats not nice haha they they do what they want

and i do believe thats it's a known fact that hookers decrease the rate of RAPE

so... i'd rather have someone thats horny and needy for sex find a hooker than going out and say raping my sister...
donno if any of you hooker-penny-throwers thought of it like that.
adidas
Originally posted by rage2

Some of the girls that worked for me were pulling in $3k a night. :bigpimp:



So rage you worked on the same block as them girls hey? How much you pull in every night?


Please no ban! :(


The hookers are pretty hot actually. I was downtown with a friend about a month ago and we parked all the way by Joeys while we were at Frenchmaid for a friends bday. The 2 hookers that were working the Old spagetti factory corner sorrounded us and asked if we wanted to have fun with em for free, we both declined for obvious reasons.

In conclusion, If your a virgin or havent had pussy lately go down there. :thumbsup:

banned3x
my brother was in calgary last week and he saw 15 of them standing together and they were all reallly hot.
you guys are lucky for the eye andy but us we got some nasty ass native fat deformed ugly hookers arghhhh!!
rage2 maybe you can send some down here?
Newmz
HAHA, my mom came to pick me up from work lastnight at like 10 and took some wrong turns (she's not "downtowninized") and my little brother and his girlfriend and his best friend were in the car and here we are driving down 3rd st down town kinda early and my brothers 16 year old black friend is like "dangggg guy i didn't know girls walk around like that in down town!!" then proceeds to say (since the window is down) "Hey Girl!!!" and i'm like guys... "That's a hooker..." hah and she winked at them and they all started giggling... needless to say my mom got off 3rd pretty quickly ahaha!!
Phuqu
Originally posted by Newmz
HAHA, my mom came needless to say my mom got off

JRSC00LUDE
Originally posted by Phuqu



:rofl: :rofl: Way to read between the lines!

TheCheff
Originally posted by KRyn


You good sir have never been on a HOOKER HUNT! I suggest you try it! Don't forget to bring some pennies to fire off at them.



haha whoooore tours are hilarious.. always good times, we use to harass the old uglies all the time haha after comin home drunk from the club or some shit haha grimey.. never seen hotties like that before tho..

v_tec_prelude
Yeah the 3rd Ave ones are hot, the ones on 15th Ave are deformed old bitches and natives and they're fucking cheap too lol
szw
the bitch in the black ripped me off!
shakalaka
The one's on 17th Ave SE....like forest lawn..are fuked up big time! My cousin just moved from Toronto and isn't aware of the areas.

So we are driving through the inner roads and this hooker passes him a smile and he get's all excited not realizing she's a hooker. She wasn't too rhot or anything, about average or just under I guess, and wasn't really dressed 'hooker'ish' just a mini skirt. So we let my cousin off, because now he wants her phone number, without telling him, two seconds later he comes back running in the car yelling fuck man she's a hooker! hahaha and we were in stitches big time! Later when we told him that we knew, did he get pissed off at us. lol

So when we asked him what did you say to her, he goes I asked her for her number and she said 'what do you need the number for, i will come with you right now.' lol
SoSlowDx
^^^:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
TVG



Damn this makes them sound pretty good. Still would be totally worried about STDs and getting busted by cops.

v_tec_prelude
Can't you get your car towed just for talking to them now?
signature7
you can get your car towed even if you drive around the block a bunch of times looking at them...before you got a letter sent to the wife (your home).
v_tec_prelude
Originally posted by signature7
you can get your car towed even if you drive around the block a bunch of times looking at them...before you got a letter sent to the wife (your home).



so what happens if you park somewhere and just walk around the block a couple times?

Canmorite
They look alright from 50 feet at night. Wait until its day and you see them up close...
v_tec_prelude
I used to go to JR High with some slut named Megan, she is now an optometrist in the day time and works on 3rd ave at night
signature7
Originally posted by v_tec_prelude


so what happens if you park somewhere and just walk around the block a couple times?



I dont know, i just know of the car tow seizure that came into effect not too long ago.

"Between June 20 and June 23, 2007, the Calgary Police Service
Community Response Unit conducted an undercover vice
operation in the community of Forest Lawn, as well as the
downtown area.

During the operation, 26 sex trade offenders (johns) were charged
with prostitution related offences. A total of 15 vehicles
were seized under Section 173.1 of Traffic Safety Act - The
Seizure of Vehicles in Prostitution Related Offences.

The CPS Community Response Unit / Vice Team will continue to
conduct regular enforcement targeting street prostitution in
our communities.

RELEASED BY THE PUBLIC AFFAIRS/MEDIA RELATIONS UNIT FOR
S/SGT. COLIN ADAIR, COMMUNITY RESPONSE UNIT."

if you love your car, then get some the old fashioned way..

"I'll never pay for parking, it's like sex, why pay for it? if i put a little effort into it, i can just get it for free"- george costanza

tentacles
I used to go to JR High with some slut named Megan, she is now an optometrist in the day time and works on 3rd ave at night



Damn, I need to find a good optometrist DT. What's her contact info?

signature7
optometrist that's a hooker...that's a new one. i guess she should have specialized in opthamology...

she must be one smart slut though.
v_tec_prelude
Originally posted by signature7
optometrist that's a hooker...that's a new one. i guess she should have specialized in opthamology...

she must be one smart slut though.




My bad I meant optician or whatever they call those guys that sell glasses

signature7
^^hahah makes way more sense now...hmmm i do need some new glasses

yeah i knew a girl that used to worked in one of the jewerly shops in market mall and was a escort by night...now she's one fucked up crackhead.
Xamim
Last Saturday I was coming home. Took 3rd ave because of the few closed streets around there. So Im driving along and I hit a red light. So I stop and see this hot hooker, she was wering this SHORT dress... swear I coould see her ass. So Im checking her out as she turns around and I get busted:banghead: She starts walking toward the car and asking me if shes the one I wanted. I started shaking my head and saying NO,No,no. Then the light turns green and I was out of there. Funny thing is, that was the highlight of my Saturday night ahah.
LilDrunkenSmurf
Hooker hunting is funny. Never talked to the girls, but only been down 3rd. Never thrown pennies... Apparently my friends got curious and asked "HOW MUCH?!" and one of them started naming a price list haha.
copynpaste
What st corner is that, chinatown? LOL
ZorroAMG
Guess what I learned from this thread?


Dooms_Bane fucks hookers.


Awesome. Carry on...
Redlyne_mr2
prolly gonna get laughed at for this comment but having sex with someone you dont even know or care about would be ackward.
forced_eg
Originally posted by Toms-SC


That is exactly what I was thinking. I bet those aren't hookers but girls waiting to cross the street to tramp it up at a club.



nope, there whores... the girl in the white/black leaning over is named amy... i think... i hope...

MIWYFSHOT
Hahahahah...you see 4 chicks standing on a corner all dressed up...and you assume they are hookers..maybe they are waiting for the little man to pop up- so they can cross the street


ok ok..i looked at the pic again...they are deffinatly she bitches....If i was a single dood lookin for sex id go to cowboys...its alot cheaper for sex...4.50-20.00 and i get to keep my car!!!
forced_eg
Originally posted by MIWYFSHOT
Hahahahah...you see 4 chicks standing on a corner all dressed up...and you assume they are hookers..maybe they are waiting for the little man to pop up- so they can cross the street


ok ok..i looked at the pic again...they are deffinatly she bitches....If i was a single dood lookin for sex id go to cowboys...its alot cheaper for sex...4.50-20.00 and i get to keep my car!!!



+1

go to any club at closing... good thing is that its free and you dont gotta probe around for pussy pimples or anything before-hand

STi403
i would be very CAREFUL if u get caught talkin with them the cops seize your car for a month.
Dooms_Bane
thats not nice to say... but if you think i do i can't change what you think

theres a reason why some countries legalized it cuz they realized there are perverts in this world that will rape and this just gives them an alternative not to go to jail. i don't pick up hookers if you think that. i'm just stating what i know or have learned.

if you think i'm defending them cuz i screw them lol...

if noone else thinks they reduce the rate of rape then.. i guess they don't. and i'm wrong.
ga16i
Originally posted by KRyn


You good sir have never been on a HOOKER HUNT! I suggest you try it! Don't forget to bring some pennies to fire off at them.



haha, I believe the actual game is called spoons and involves heating up spoons and trying to hit hookers with them from your car. If you hit them, you're safe, but if you miss, you have to get out of the car and pick up the spoon.

civickid_21
Originally posted by Troy
I have yet to see a good looking hooker in Edmonton haha


I have yet to see any good looking girls in Edmonton period.

ricefarmer
Originally posted by snowboard



im there.




hookers are pretty funny sometimes, but i personally have yet to see a stunnnnnna.




I'm not black so I can't get flamed for asking this.... What is a Stunnna? I know I've heard the term used in Rap before

aypi
we need more pictures!!!! :rofl:
BerserkerCatSplat
Originally posted by ga16i


haha, I believe the actual game is called spoons and involves heating up spoons and trying to hit hookers with them from your car. If you hit them, you're safe, but if you miss, you have to get out of the car and pick up the spoon.



That was how it was done, minus the heating-up bit.

bignerd
They are still hot because they aren't all used up and cracked out yet. But yes they do come from afar for the Stampede, it really brings out the best in people.
EK 2.0
Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
prolly gonna get laughed at for this comment but having sex with someone you dont even know or care about would be ackward.




hahaha I am laughing at you...No, I'm not...I got your back Ry.


On topic though I have a very close friend who is a call girl for a living. She makes AMAZING money, and lives a daytime lifestyle that would make a lot of you jealous haha...Anyhow, all these childish games you all play with them are bullshit and so fucking immature. Whatever line of work they chose or fell into is just that. How would you all feel if they walked into Mc Dicks or wherever you work and threw pennies and shit at you??

Kids need to THINK BEFORE THEY ACT.

And on the note of them being uber hawt...They for sure are...friends of my friend who is in the business are sooooo hawt haha. But like anything, there are fugly ones haha...

EG_Civic
there were tons out last night :D
GREENBOY
I've heard that lots of hookers come to the city from across north america for stampede - that's why you might have seen loads of them out last night. I guess they go where the money is! I expect there'll be a few bitch-fights between the visiting pros and and the locals in the next week though.
BigMass
Originally posted by STi403
i would be very CAREFUL if u get caught talkin with them the cops seize your car for a month.



If thatís true, to be honest, that's a pretty fucking big violation of civil liberties. Not like Canada actually cares or adheres to those anyways :rolleyes:

tyrone
Originally posted by ricefarmer



I'm not black so I can't get flamed for asking this.... What is a Stunnna? I know I've heard the term used in Rap before


correct me if im wrong but isn't it..

Stunna = girl that stuns you with the way she looks, better than you've ever seen.

ex. Megan Fox in that new Transformers movie :hitit:

Evolize
I'm going out tonight for some better pictures.
TKRIS
Originally posted by BigMass


If thatís true, to be honest, that's a pretty fucking big violation of civil liberties. Not like Canada actually cares or adheres to those anyways :rolleyes:



You'll take the civil liberties the government gives you and like it damnit.

They've been taking John's cars in Regina for years. Been doing it in Edmonton for awhile too. They dont just impound them, that take them. That ain't your car no more.

I agree that it's fucking stupid.

Prostitution isn't criminal, and the only dangers stem directly from the fact that it's illegal, not from the act itself. The dangers stem from the inability to control it due to it's legal classification, not because it's an inherently nefarious deed.

Prostitution is 100% completely legal as long as you go to the movies first, or pay the bill with trinkets instead of cash...

Trying to prohibit prostitution, and making it illegal, is stunningly stupid and hypocritical.

Boost Infested
I found another pic from the first post... :D




Why are Sorath's pics on your Nexopia gallery?

PINOY-X
Originally posted by EK 2.0



hahaha I am laughing at you...No, I'm not...I got your back Ry.


On topic though I have a very close friend who is a call girl for a living. She makes AMAZING money, and lives a daytime lifestyle that would make a lot of you jealous haha...Anyhow, all these childish games you all play with them are bullshit and so fucking immature. Whatever line of work they chose or fell into is just that. How would you all feel if they walked into Mc Dicks or wherever you work and threw pennies and shit at you??

Kids need to THINK BEFORE THEY ACT.

And on the note of them being uber hawt...They for sure are...friends of my friend who is in the business are sooooo hawt haha. But like anything, there are fugly ones haha...



agreed .. there is no need whatsoever to do this "games" with them .. who are we to judge why they do what they do ?... noone comes to your work and says why do u do this type of living?...

Manhattan
MORE PICS!! MORE PICS!!

Instead of throwing hot spoons at em, why not go and snap like a million and a half pics of them and post the best ones on beyond? And make sure to take them from point-blank range with the flash on just to make sure they get super offended. :thumbsup:

And politely ask them to smile. :rofl:
cake
Originally posted by TKRIS


You'll take the civil liberties the government gives you and like it damnit.

:rofl:

403Gemini
Originally posted by ga16i


haha, I believe the actual game is called spoons and involves heating up spoons and trying to hit hookers with them from your car. If you hit them, you're safe, but if you miss, you have to get out of the car and pick up the spoon.



cause hurting other human beings is HILARIOUS :rolleyes:

seriously, A LOT of them already have it bad enough as is...

barney
Originally posted by v_tec_prelude
I used to go to JR High with some slut named Megan, she is now an optometrist in the day time and works on 3rd ave at night



No way. Does she pronounce her name meee-gan?
If so, the little tart sold me 2g's worth of glasses. :nut:

Back when I used to drive hack, I'd take guys cruising for ho's or take a ho and her trick to Motel Village a lot. Most of the street ho's were pretty spooky, never tipped either.

There were a couple I'd pick up regularly at their place and take 'em downtown to work. They were decent looking and decent to talk to.

One night I got dispatched 4 times to pick up the same escort !?!? That was freakin' weird. The best was picking her up at the house of a chick that I went to high school with. Guess I know what her dad was up to.

But all in all, there's a lot of ugliness in the whole racket. A lot of really damaged soulless people, don't miss it at all.

Evolize
Originally posted by Boost Infested
I found another pic from the first post... :D




Why are Sorath's pics on your Nexopia gallery?

Because kasem is my friend and I took those pictures.

Manhattan
WTF?!?!? They arent there anymore! I cruised down 3rd on Sat. night and they were all gone!
KLCC
because stampede is over:banghead:
EG_Civic
1 am is where its at
BigBadBear
:barf: Dunno where you guys hang, all I ever see are the ditchpigs by the TnC when I do deliveries.
Scary very scary!
mdeleon
on sat nights, after the club if i ever go to U&Me, there's always some around at that time. we never actually slow down to look, but it seems like they're pretty young.
Phuqu
CivicTunr
Originally posted by Phuqu
HAHA, my mom came needless to say my mom got off



:rofl: omg i laughed so hard :rofl:

Redlyne_mr2
shit ... spotted whore shopping again...back to the chatrooms!
EK 2.0
Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2

shit ... spotted whore shopping again...back to the chatrooms!




We should have just benched that night instead haha...

TrevorK
Originally posted by Dooms_Bane
and i do believe thats it's a known fact that hookers decrease the rate of RAPE

so... i'd rather have someone thats horny and needy for sex find a hooker than going out and say raping my sister...
donno if any of you hooker-penny-throwers thought of it like that.



Rape is about control, not about the sex.

The only reason that prostitution would reduce the number of rapes is because of the large number of prostitutes that are actually raped themselves and do not report it.




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