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scary_perry
http://polprav.blogspot.com/2009/11...allest-mom.html

Konj
At least the kid is normal

Pollywog
Some of you are going to scorn me for this, but who in their right mind is attracted enough to an alien-looking being like that to rump and have kids? A lifetime of taking care of your basketball-sized wife and daughter + a rowdy teenager - FUN.

Edit: I also kind of feel weird about the woman knowing how high her chances are of having a child who suffers from osteogenesis imperfecta like herself wanting to have so many children..especially after already having one with the disorder..

TomcoPDR
Kinda sad story (IMHO), but if that's what makes the couple happy. Too bad the 1st child has complications.

Kinda sad to see she's wearing that outfit though, didn't make the story any easier to swallow.

RMS

Originally posted by Pollywog
Some of you are going to scorn me for this, but who in their right mind is attracted enough to an alien-looking being like that to rump and have kids? A lifetime of taking care of your basketball-sized wife and rowdy teenager - FUN.

to expand on that, what if she was your mom?? you would live a pretty harsh life as a teenager especially with "Your mother" jokes

LadyLuck

I see what you mean, but at the same time it truly shows that some people really ARE capable of falling in love with someone for their personality or other qualities and not just their looks.

Its not for everyone...

Pollywog

Originally posted by LadyLuck

I see what you mean, but at the same time it truly shows that some people really ARE capable of falling in love with someone for their personality or other qualities and not just their looks.

Its not for everyone...

Yea, that could totally be it - which would still equally blow me away.

nykz
I agree with Tom here, kinda sad, the first child has osteogenesis imperfecta as well, luckily the second child is healthy.

Felt a tad uncomfortable reading it, kinda disturbed.. Got to agree with what pollywog said as well.. :dunno:

FullMetal
that made my heart sink man when i saw the pic :confused: but thats how gods will is, and no one in this world is perfect

Rat Fink
spengebob squorpants

book my ticket to hell

.....and what the fuck is up with the pepto bismol injection sitting beside her in the first pic? oh god, I don't want to know what that's for. It's probably troll serum so she can convert others to be like her when she catches them trying to steal her lucky charms.

Pollywog

Originally posted by Rat Fink

spengebob squorpants

book my ticket to hell

.....and what the fuck is up with the pepto bismol injection sitting beside her in the first pic? oh god, I don't want to know what that's for. It's probably troll serum so she can convert others to be like her when she catches them trying to steal her lucky charms.

Lol! :rofl:

Alterac
I think im going to hell for thinking this... but anyone else ever play super metroid? Doesnt she look like Kraid?

scat19
The article is so badly written it hurts to read.

Super_Geo
Fuck, forget the side-show mom... what the fuck is the dad doing??! Jesus... what a bunch of degenerates (literally for the wife, figuratively for the husband).

ChappedLips
At least he doesn't have to worry about her cheating on him

scat19
hahahaha fingering his daughter :barf:

n1zm0
she looks pretty roughed up for 35, more like 45?

imo seems kind of irresponsible in a sense if they decide to continue with the baby making after this 3rd child, they have more than enough now than they were told were possible, ones got it the second doesnt, it seems like russian roulette where the next child born has 60/40 chance (maybe worse? ) getting that condition as the birth mother has it.

Jason Lange
Check out the first pic, turkey baster right there...hmmm or whatever you call it impregnation tool.

Disoblige

Originally posted by scat19
hahahaha fingering his daughter :barf:

Made me look :facepalm:

ronrey
:hitit:

Xtrema
:facepalm:

This make me sad. While to top of our gene pool all stop having kids and have a material life instead, these dumbasses are pumping out kids that will both a burden to the society and the human gene pool.

Human race is doomed!

D. Dub

Originally posted by Xtrema
:facepalm:

This make me sad. While to top of our gene pool all stop having kids and have a material life instead, these dumbasses are pumping out kids that will both a burden to the society and the human gene pool.

Human race is doomed!

Hmmmmmmmm

Sugarphreak

I have said it once... I will say it again; while a comedy the movie "Idiocracy" is coming true.

clem24

Originally posted by scat19
hahahaha fingering his daughter :barf:

WTF I'll assume none of you guys have kids of your own. I'll agree the mom looks like a fucking troll but to say the dad is fingering his daughter is completely uncalled for. :rolleyes:

cannondale1

Originally posted by clem24

WTF I'll assume none of you guys have kids of your own. I'll agree the mom looks like a fucking troll but to say the dad is fingering his daughter is completely uncalled for. :rolleyes:

I'll bet that most posters in this thread have an IQ under 90.

beyond_ban

Originally posted by cannondale1

I'll bet that most posters in this thread have an IQ under 90.

If your taken into account, the average falls to 45.

Pollywog

Originally posted by beyond_ban

If you're taken into account, the average falls to 45.

qft

cannondale1

Originally posted by beyond_ban

If your taken into account, the average falls to 45.

How do you dress yourself in the morning? Idiot.

Pollywog

Originally posted by cannondale1

How do you dress yourself in the morning? Idiot.

I wouldn't expect someone at your dismal intelligence level to come up with anything more clever than that - so bravo.

cannondale1

Originally posted by Pollywog

I wouldn't expect someone at your dismal intelligence level to come up with anything more clever than that - so bravo.

No one ever asks or cares about your opinion. Go away.

beyond_ban

Originally posted by cannondale1

How do you dress yourself in the morning? Idiot.

I dress myself how i govern myself, accordingly. How does your mom dress you?

cannondale1

Originally posted by beyond_ban

I dress myself how i govern myself, accordingly. How does your mom dress you?

Your mom dresses me, with her teeth.

Pollywog

Originally posted by cannondale1

No one ever asks or cares about your opinion. Go away.

:facepalm: newb. Wonder how long you'll last e.l.

beyond_ban

Originally posted by cannondale1

Your mom dresses me, with her teeth.

A mom joke? That doesn't even make sense? Really?

:facepalm:

freshprince1

No just Western Society/Culture. People think I'm crazy when I tell them I'm planning on having more than 2 kids.

viff3r

Originally posted by scary_perry

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This, plus

Originally posted by Pollywog
...basketball-sized wife...

This

Just about made me wet myself with lulz.

superboss
:nut: Seeing people like that freak me out:nut:

I could not fuck that thing, call me shallow, whatever!!!

Type_B

same way people loves pets i guess :goflames: