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Seks
06-18-2015, 01:24 PM
http://www3.telus.net/www/mclobster-1.jpg

http://www3.telus.net/www/mclobster-2.jpg

A bun that's only half-filled and not even close to what's on McDonald's ad!!! Or maybe is because the location I went to is run by cheapass TFW

http://www3.telus.net/www/mclobster-3.jpg

M.alex
06-18-2015, 01:27 PM
that looks disgusting.

I saw the McLobster sign yesterday and was wondering how horrible it could possibly be

G-ZUS
06-18-2015, 01:27 PM
:bullshit:

vengie
06-18-2015, 01:28 PM
The only fail I see is eating at McDonalds in the first place :barf:

Mitsu3000gt
06-18-2015, 01:32 PM
I don't think I would order anything with Lobster in the name at a place like McDonalds haha. Gross.

Alterac
06-18-2015, 01:32 PM
In novascotia/pei where lobster is basically free, they were pretty good.

McLobster, Subway Lobster sub, and Lobster Rolls were everywhere.

I cant see them being anything but 90% mayo, 5% lobster, and 5% lettuce here, its gross.

Tik-Tok
06-18-2015, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Seks
net/www/mclobster-2.jpg[/IMG]

A bun that's only half-filled and not even close to what's on McDonald's ad!!! Or maybe is because the location I went to is run by cheapass TFW


http://media.giphy.com/media/S7qSjo6Dg5oha/giphy.gif


I looked at the nutrional information before, it was around 350 cal, and all I could thing was "How fucking tiny is this thing??"

lilmira
06-18-2015, 01:41 PM
What's the cracker for? Because the bun is so hard that you have to crack it first?

BavarianBeast
06-18-2015, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by vengie
The only fail I see is eating at McDonalds in the first place :barf:

Hey man, I can thank McDonalds for my physique.

Matty_10
06-18-2015, 01:46 PM
Shit I probably had half as much lobster as you, mine was basically a dry lettuce sandwich and the bun was fucking terribly dry. Plus it was like $11.50 for the meal.

BandW
06-18-2015, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by BavarianBeast


Hey man, I can thank McDonalds for my physique.

Dirty bulk?

sabad66
06-18-2015, 01:50 PM
pretty small, but was it at least good? wanted to try it tonight actually

vengie
06-18-2015, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by BavarianBeast


Hey man, I can thank McDonalds for my physique.

God damn dirty bulker!!

ercchry
06-18-2015, 02:20 PM
jesus christ, what operating system are you running?! win '95?! :rofl:

BavarianBeast
06-18-2015, 02:21 PM
Dirty bulk ftw

guessboi
06-18-2015, 02:24 PM
yeah I tried it yesterday just for fun. I couldn't even taste the lobster - 5% sounds about right. :nut:

Manhattan
06-18-2015, 02:31 PM
How much is it?

EDIT: How old is your version of IE? http://i1.wp.com/neckbeardnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10817781_1428926847393191_24320992_a.jpg

Mixalot27
06-18-2015, 02:33 PM
Sobeys are advertising a Lobster sandwich in this weeks flyer. Also I've heard Subway are bringing theirs back later this month.

BlueHaloGirl
06-18-2015, 02:36 PM
I was pondering trying it only because back home in nova scotia it was actually really good. But after seeing the above pic I don't think I will, gross. 100% it's out of a can as well.
I just have this thing with eating lobster out here, I have to know its fresh and not been tank surfing for days, weeks. I don't want to pay for empty shell and find the meat has shrunk up to nothing. I'm picky but that's because I was spoiled and grew up on the ocean with a lobster fisherman uncle.
Fresh off the boat will always be the best!!!

benyl
06-18-2015, 02:47 PM
Fuck all you McDonald's haters. I love that place.

schocker
06-18-2015, 02:50 PM
Joke's on you, I went to stephen ave and I had chunks like the picture but could have used more lobster and less salad. :D

kenny
06-18-2015, 02:53 PM
Haha I just had one, and thought it was decent--granted mine had a few large chunks of lobster meat. You must be new to fast food if you are complaining that it doesn't look like the picture.

max_boost
06-18-2015, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by kenny
Haha I just had one, and thought it was decent--granted mine had a few large chunks of lobster meat. You must be new to fast food if you are complaining that it doesn't look like the picture. Well have you seen his drywall skills? Some things I keep to myself.

I'm gonna go out and get two in case the filling is low I will stuff it all into one sandwhich ahha

Seks
06-18-2015, 03:07 PM
$7.50 for the sandwich alone...$10.xx for the combo.

I'm bitching because the bun is only half-filled.

Was it good? I don't think I could even taste the lobster.

FYI I'm using Windows 7 Ult 64 bit and IE 11.

Seks
06-18-2015, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by max_boost
Well have you seen his drywall skills? Some things I keep to myself.

ya ya...I do confess that I'm not a handy person :( Speaking of that, I haven't go back to re-look at my drywall issue yet

redblack
06-18-2015, 03:14 PM
There is no such thing as a decent lobster sandwich in Alberta.

Seth1968
06-18-2015, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by M.alex
that looks disgusting.


...and you say this while buying ground beef, chicken, pork?

Now, what EXACTLY is disgusting compared to what you're doing now?

Even the kings and queens, are saying, "Holy fuck, don't use that bathroom for a while".

max_boost
06-18-2015, 04:05 PM
It's akin to eating a salad sandwhich though with lobster lol It's cafeteria grade. I want to say I ate it so I went and got two and combined it into one bun lol :drool:

max_boost
06-18-2015, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Seks


ya ya...I do confess that I'm not a handy person :( Speaking of that, I haven't go back to re-look at my drywall issue yet I don't think my drywall skills are much better than yours. haha :D

Tik-Tok
06-18-2015, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by max_boost
I don't think my drywall skills are much better than yours. haha :D

As bad as your g/f's driving skills? (http://forums.beyond.ca/st2/car-cam-bad-drivers-thread/showthread.php?s=&postid=4462965#post4462965) ;)

gkAeris
06-18-2015, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Tik-Tok


As bad as your g/f's driving skills? (http://forums.beyond.ca/st2/car-cam-bad-drivers-thread/showthread.php?s=&postid=4462965#post4462965) ;)

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btimbit
06-18-2015, 04:54 PM
I love a good lobster roll, and also love mcdonalds. Yet I don't imagine thst being something mcdonalds executes too well.
lobster sandwich at subway surprisingly wasn't bad.

McDonald's, stop dinking around and give me a mcrib

blairtruck
06-18-2015, 05:05 PM
i remember this as a kid growing up in Newfoundland. people didn't believe when i told them a mclobster existed. Took its time to get out west at least probably 20 years

Seth1968
06-18-2015, 06:17 PM
No joke. Coming soon....

The McAnt.

max_boost
06-18-2015, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Tik-Tok


As bad as your g/f's driving skills? (http://forums.beyond.ca/st2/car-cam-bad-drivers-thread/showthread.php?s=&postid=4462965#post4462965) ;)

Comparable :D

Mibz
06-18-2015, 06:52 PM
Just had one with no lettuce. Meh. Can't imagine paying more than $3.00 for it.

J.M.
06-18-2015, 08:20 PM
Seems overpriced for what you get haha

Xaroxantu Zero
06-18-2015, 10:30 PM
I had it twice, and I wasn't satisfied. So I made my own.

http://i.imgur.com/Og6u98Z.jpg

Made it using 7.72lbs of lobstery goodness.

http://i.imgur.com/FycJRyW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1YJ23Ai.jpg

rage2
06-18-2015, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by redblack
There is no such thing as a decent lobster sandwich in Alberta.
Rodney's is decent.

CaptainReboot
06-18-2015, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Mixalot27
Sobeys are advertising a Lobster sandwich in this weeks flyer. Also I've heard Subway are bringing theirs back later this month.

The Sobey's one is pretty good.

Mixalot27
06-18-2015, 10:56 PM
^How much is it? (The Sobey's one)

CaptainReboot
06-18-2015, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Mixalot27
^How much is it? (The Sobey's one)

I think it was $6.99 so cheaper than the McDonalds one. If you collect Air Miles, they give you a bonus 5 miles on them as well.

I tried the one at McDonald's today and was pretty disappointed.

ekguy
06-18-2015, 11:25 PM
Real lobster rolls are amazing. The mclobster is not amazing...god is it ever not...

Disgusting bs.

TomcoPDR
06-19-2015, 02:43 AM
Thank goodness for CCR victory. No a fan, felt like eating a tuna salad sandwich. :( Had to end up filling the void with McNuggets.

McLobster, I'm not lovin' it.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/Past%20repairs/Random/McLobster_zpsu8bmitff.jpg~original

Seks
06-19-2015, 05:40 AM
Originally posted by TomcoPDR
Thank goodness for CCR victory. No a fan, felt like eating a tuna salad sandwich. :( Had to end up filling the void with McNuggets.

McLobster, I'm not lovin' it.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/Past%20repairs/Random/McLobster_zpsu8bmitff.jpg~original

I'm currently not even looking at the McLobster in the picture :angel:

FixedGear
06-19-2015, 06:41 AM
^lol I thinking the exact same thing :angel:

lilmira
06-19-2015, 07:41 AM
McPincher

theken
06-19-2015, 09:22 AM
Looks terrible

Xtrema
06-19-2015, 09:25 AM
Didn't expect much, rightly served. For $12, I rather pay a few more bucks for a Subway Lobster footlong.

But I am really impressed by McD's salads lately. They are really fresh every time I tried it.

ekguy
06-19-2015, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by Xtrema
Didn't expect much, rightly served. For $12, I rather pay a few more bucks for a Subway Lobster footlong.

But I am really impressed by McD's salads lately. They are really fresh every time I tried it.

is the subway lobster foot long worth it??

:dunno:

sputnik
06-19-2015, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by Xtrema
Didn't expect much, rightly served. For $12, I rather pay a few more bucks for a Subway Lobster footlong.

But I am really impressed by McD's salads lately. They are really fresh every time I tried it.

Or get the 6" with double meat.

Xtrema
06-19-2015, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by ekguy


is the subway lobster foot long worth it??

:dunno:

For the price, you do get a tail worth of meat which isn't bad. It's also not premixed like McD's. McD's is 50% salad, 40% mayo, 10% meat so you may only get a claw worth of Lobster in the sandwhich. Subway, you at least get 1/2 a tail worth for 6".

Still, it's highly processed, it's no where close to live lobster taste.

InRich
06-19-2015, 02:02 PM
Tomco u should hook me up with that girl your with if shes single.
tell her I'll pick her up in the vette

ercchry
06-19-2015, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by InRich
Tomco u should hook me up with that girl your with if shes single.
tell her I'll pick her up in the vette

your vette wont impress that girl :rofl:

sputnik
06-19-2015, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Xtrema
50% salad

:banghead:

Tik-Tok
06-19-2015, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by theken
Looks terrible

Looks good to me... oh, the sandwich, yeah, looks bad.


Originally posted by InRich
Tomco u should hook me up with that girl your with if shes single.
tell her I'll pick her up in the vette

InRich's only requirements in a mate... cleavage and black hair apparently.

TomcoPDR
06-19-2015, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by InRich
Tomco u should hook me up with that girl your with if shes single.
tell her I'll pick her up in the vette



Originally posted by ercchry


your vette wont impress that girl :rofl:

:werd: actually would be fun to see what happens.

FraserB
06-19-2015, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by ercchry


your vette wont impress that girl :rofl:

Lol, soooooo true:rofl:

InRich
06-20-2015, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by TomcoPDR





:werd: actually would be fun to see what happens.


lol u serious. hook it up. sex within 3 dates.
i'll take bets.

Mibz
06-20-2015, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by InRich
lol u serious. hook it up. sex within 3 dates.
i'll take bets. $1,000

ercchry
06-20-2015, 10:50 AM
:rofl: its funny cause everyone else but inrich knows who it is

TomcoPDR
06-20-2015, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by InRich



lol u serious. hook it up. sex within 3 dates.
i'll take bets.

Yup single. Into British and German cars. I guess like mini, VW?

JRSC00LUDE
06-20-2015, 04:51 PM
True story, a girl I know went on a date a week back and called me to laugh about this guy picking her up in his vette.


A. Thought he was a chauch(sp)
B. She has a C4S and a Merc

:rofl:

max_boost
06-20-2015, 04:53 PM
Go get her rich. Good luck. :thumbsup:

bourge73
06-20-2015, 04:56 PM
Better pick her up in the oil burner than ...

Sorath
06-20-2015, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by InRich



lol u serious. hook it up. sex within 3 dates.
i'll take bets.

$5000

J.M.
06-20-2015, 05:01 PM
Lol

Rocket1k78
06-22-2015, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
True story, a girl I know went on a date a week back and called me to laugh about this guy picking her up in his vette.


A. Thought he was a chauch(sp)
B. She has a C4S and a Merc

:rofl:

Chauch :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

its been awhile since i heard that term but it is very suiting in this case. Its funny how the vette owner has to go out of his way to make it obvious he owns one but the guys with the "Super cars" say nothing:dunno:

Tik-Tok
06-22-2015, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Rocket1k78

Its funny how the vette owner has to go out of his way to make it obvious he owns one but the guys with the "Super cars" say nothing:dunno:

Vette's are like Harleys. The only people impressed by them are other dudes.

XylathaneGTR
06-22-2015, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Mibz
$1,000
No dude...you'll bet "a g-note"

Mibz
06-22-2015, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by XylathaneGTR

No dude...you'll bet "a g-note" Fuuuuuuuck, how did I miss that opportunity? Hahaha.

NoPulp
06-22-2015, 08:03 PM
First off, look at what McDonald's and other fast food places do to a burger? Like how do you start a business on selling burgers but still screw them up so bad.

If a burger place can't get a burger right, why on earth did you have any hope that a lobster sandwich would be decent? Lol Lobster + fast food just sounds nasty. So many red flags for me

Weapon_R
06-22-2015, 08:10 PM
Tried it and it tasted like a Tuna salad more than anything. Definitely not worth it, save your money.

Tik-Tok
06-22-2015, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Weapon_R
Tried it and it tasted like a Tuna salad more than anything. Definitely not worth it, save your money.

Wait, are we still talking about the girl in Tomco's pic, or are we back to the sandwich?

dirtsniffer
06-22-2015, 09:11 PM
hahahaha fuck that was funny


My guess it's Squishy, based on being white and having bewbs. Haven't met her, or many of the regulars here so I'm guessing based soley on the above assumptions.

theken
06-22-2015, 10:01 PM
I don't know either, but I'm not a part of the "in" crowd. Lol

spikerS
06-22-2015, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by InRich



lol u serious. hook it up. sex within 3 dates.
i'll take bets.

Every penny you have.

Dead.
Serious.

LadyLuck
06-22-2015, 11:50 PM
I had one of those in germany and lets just say...i got really REALLY sick :barf:

Mibz
06-23-2015, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by dirtsniffer
My guess it's Squishy Nah, if it were Squishy I wouldn't take the bet.

















HEYO

JRSC00LUDE
06-23-2015, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by LadyLuck
I had one of those in germany and lets just say...i got really REALLY sick :barf:

Which one, a date with InRich or a McLobster?

G-ZUS
06-23-2015, 11:27 AM
It's LUDEGRL guys!

Tik-Tok
06-23-2015, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by G-ZUS
It's LUDEGRL guys!

Wouldn't the 'vette impress her then?

ercchry
06-23-2015, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Tik-Tok


Wouldn't the 'vette impress her then?

only if it has rear mounted twin turbos :rofl: :barf:

InRich
06-23-2015, 01:18 PM
kk Lets get some contact info, I'll send the txt right away, providing shes single.

JRSC00LUDE
06-23-2015, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by InRich
kk Lets get some contact info, I'll send the txt right away, providing shes single.

She'll have to sign a full release that you didn't cut her in on the 6 g-notes up for grabs. :rofl:

Dertz
06-23-2015, 01:25 PM
Didn't read anything in the thread.

DIAMONDS


Nuff said

G
06-23-2015, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE


She'll have to sign a full release that you didn't cut her in on the 6 g-notes up for grabs. :rofl:

Can you get those release waivers at an Alberta registry?

BerserkerCatSplat
06-23-2015, 04:16 PM
This thread is much more satisfying than the actual McLobster, which tastes like a mayo and celery sandwich.

bourge73
06-23-2015, 05:52 PM
That would be Funny if it's BUTRFAC
Tried the sobeys version was pretty dece
For $5.99

cancer man
07-01-2015, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by Rocket1k78


Chauch :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

its been awhile since i heard that term but it is very suiting in this case. Its funny how the vette owner has to go out of his way to make it obvious he owns one but the guys with the "Super cars" say nothing:dunno:


Ha Ha Ha super car WTF is a super car?
And f you guys, i liked the Mc lobster better than eating at the big fish.

ToXicXxX
07-01-2015, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Mixalot27
Sobeys are advertising a Lobster sandwich in this weeks flyer. Also I've heard Subway are bringing theirs back later this month.

Intoxicated me has strolled down the street to the 24/7 Sobeys at 3 in the morning and picked up a lobster roll from the deli area. It was like $4.99, and tasted like a wad of mayo with a hint of seafood (mystery seafood).

xnvy
07-01-2015, 05:36 PM
This thread is hilarious. I wish I had $10k. I'd take InRich up on that bet, not that a date will ever happen :rofl:

heavyD
07-02-2015, 03:27 PM
You guys make this girl sound like she's some gold digging hag. My money is on InRich.

ercchry
07-02-2015, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by heavyD
You guys make this girl sound like she's some gold digging hag. My money is on InRich.

mmm, the intention was the complete opposite... since a gold digger would drop their panties for a "fancy" car :dunno:

msommers
07-02-2015, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Tik-Tok

InRich's only requirements in a mate... cleavage and black hair apparently.


Originally posted by ercchry
:rofl: its funny cause everyone else but inrich knows who it is

Funny that I can't even see the picture at work and I'm still pretty sure I know who it is :rofl:

But you guys are also thinking you'll get any money if you win the bet. Which is even more hilarious :rofl:

flipstah
07-02-2015, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE


She'll have to sign a full release that you didn't cut her in on the 6 g-notes up for grabs. :rofl:

This thread is gold.

GL, InRich. She looks to be a handful.

JRSC00LUDE
07-02-2015, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by ercchry
only if it has rear mounted twin turbos :rofl: :barf:

Well then have I got the man for her:

http://forums.beyond.ca/st2/twin-turbo-e60-m5-200k-kijiji-ab/showthread.php?s=&threadid=392704&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1




Originally posted by flipstah


This thread is gold.

GL, InRich. She looks to be a handful.

Correction, TWO hands full.

flipstah
07-02-2015, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE


Correction, TWO hands full.

McLobster is ending soon so you better get on that! :burnout:

I think I met this girl and if it's the same one, she's hilarious! :love:

msommers
07-02-2015, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE


Well then have I got the man for her:

http://forums.beyond.ca/st2/twin-turbo-e60-m5-200k-kijiji-ab/showthread.php?s=&threadid=392704&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1


Please yes :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

flipstah
07-02-2015, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
True story, a girl I know went on a date a week back and called me to laugh about this guy picking her up in his vette.


A. Thought he was a chauch(sp)
B. She has a C4S and a Merc

:rofl:

What's a chauch? :confused: