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Buster
11-27-2016, 01:53 AM
https://holidayhole.com/

Fuck poor people, I'm giving to this.

Frequently Asked Questions

What’s happening here?
Cards Against Humanity is digging a holiday hole.

Is this real?
Unfortunately it is.

Where is the hole?
America. And in our hearts.

Is there some sort of deeper meaning or purpose to the hole?
No.

What do I get for contributing money to the hole?
A deeper hole. What else are you going to buy, an iPod?

Why aren’t you giving all this money to charity?
Why aren’t YOU giving all this money to charity? It’s your money.

Is the hole bad for the environment?
No, this was just a bunch of empty land. Now there’s a hole there. That’s life.

How am I supposed to feel about this?
You’re supposed to think it’s funny. You might not get it for a while, but some time next year you’ll chuckle quietly to yourself and remember all this business about the hole.

How deep can you make this sucker?
Great question. As long as you keep spending, we’ll keep digging. We’ll find out together how deep this thing goes.

What if you dig so deep you hit hot magma?
At least then we’d feel something.
JRSC00LUDE
11-27-2016, 10:05 AM
This made me laugh a lot when I saw it, these guys are awesome. :rofl:
ExtraSlow
11-27-2016, 10:51 AM
My kids have enjoyed watching the diggers working.
R154
11-27-2016, 11:09 AM
Donated
D'z Nutz
11-27-2016, 11:21 AM
Nothing is really going to top them sending cow shit to people.
ExtraSlow
11-27-2016, 11:46 AM
Seems like the time remaining hasn't increased, although the total raised sure has. Do they update that once a day or what?
schocker
11-27-2016, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by ExtraSlow
Seems like the time remaining hasn't increased, although the total raised sure has. Do they update that once a day or what?
The time per dollar amount has been steadily decreasing since it started. Currently it is $5/30s and it used to be like 10mins for that amount.
Sentry
11-27-2016, 01:44 PM
HOLE GOT DUG
btimbit
11-27-2016, 01:54 PM
That's gotta be one of the slowest operators I've ever seen
Buster
11-27-2016, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by btimbit
That's gotta be one of the slowest operators I've ever seen

I wonder when he figured out that the size of the hole didn't matter.
mr2mike
11-29-2016, 01:03 PM
Even more epic would have been hiring Big Sugar to play 'Diggin a hole' live, on repeat while hole was being dug.
RY213
11-29-2016, 11:49 PM
So stupid just like their unfunny card game..
J-hop
11-30-2016, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by RY213
So stupid just like their unfunny card game..

lol, the game is a riot if you're drinking with your friends. That is until you've played the base version about 20 times and almost every expansion pack.

They need to come up with stuff faster than they dig holes to stay relevant.
HiTempguy1
11-30-2016, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by RY213
So stupid just like their unfunny card game..

Yep. It was funny the first or second time when it first came out. Now a gajillion years later, anytime someone mentions it its clear they are out for a night and the kids are with a babysitter lol.
Sentry
11-30-2016, 02:31 AM
#stuffwhitepeoplelike
mr2mike
11-30-2016, 10:49 AM
It's only as funny as how creative the people playing it are.

If you're in it for crass replies read off the card. Not funny. Played that way with some friends and everyone was laughing but me and I was bored.

The longer lasting cards are the double combo ones.