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    Default Never lend car to someone not feeling well

    "My friend and I went biking, on the way back to the car, he tells me his stomach is in knots and he has to use the bathroom. The next port-a-potty was miles behind us and my house was closer than the port-a-potty so we hurry to the car which is like 1 mile away now. I tell him to just shit in the woods, but the trail is pretty open and people pass all the time, not to mention cars and the park police. I give him my car keys and tell him to just haul ass to my car and drive to my house and go to the bathroom. I tell him I'll just bike home if he can't come pick me up.
    Soooo...he goes off, and I'm still biking. And now my body is killing me cause i'm going up hills on the cement, when i'm use to dirt. I get home and my car door is wide open front door open too. I guess he had to go bad


    I walk up to my car, and I see this
    i don't know if i can post the pics so i just linked...it's disgusting

    pics below


    How in the world did this happen!!
    he told me he had to remove his shorts cause the shit was hot and it was A LOT of it. He started to cry a bit cause of embarassment, but I couldn't stop laughing

    So i tell him to go take a shower and i give him some clothes and he comes back out to clean the poo the best he could. And he just went to go get my car detailed/shampooed

    I didn't know whether to or but either way I thought I had to snap pics for OT....this is the most unbelievable thing ever.

    what a day"



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    POO-OWNED

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    damn dude!

    this should be in ask leo!

    ahahahaha

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    I know the feeling! But I've never done that....


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    ROTFLMAO!!! Oh man, I havent laughed that hard in a long time.

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    thats pretty uhhh

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    HOLY SHIT!


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    sooo.... he was running around w/ no pants on for a while?? (went through front door) were there other people home at the time?
    Looks like the poo got flung a lil' bit, how hot can shit possibly get?? hahahha
    Someday we may need to activate the halo structure off Deerfoot and destroy the North East.

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    oh... and CORN FTMFW!!!!
    Someday we may need to activate the halo structure off Deerfoot and destroy the North East.

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    Haha, I laughed so hard I shit myself! Pics to follow!
    Originally posted by SJW
    Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
    Originally posted by snowcat
    Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.
    Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
    I say stupid shit all the time.
    ^^ Fact Checked

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    Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
    Haha, I laughed so hard I shit myself! Pics to follow!
    hahah, so gross but yet so funny if that were to happen.
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    that's unbelieveable.. I would have chundered right all over the seats if I saw taht...

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    next week: "FS: two like new recently shampooed oem honda seats"
    sucks to be the detail shop. and how the heck did he drive it down there? ahahahah.
    i am so grosed out right now, but at the same time laughing so damn hard
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    AHAHAHAHAH that is hilarious wow i cant stop laughing better get some covers for that sit!
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    HAHAHA.
    omfg
    i cant stop laughing.

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    Originally posted by KRyn
    HOLY SHIT!


    Meh, looks like the plain old garden variety to me

    (jokes)

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    Damn kenny...this is a thread I should be posted...good find
    Originally posted by GTS Jeff
    You know those bored stay at home moms who's entire lives revolve around driving their kids to soccer, various cleaning accessories, and worrying about neighbourhood rapists? The kind of people that watch the View and go "uh huh..." Those unfulfilled people who try to fill the void in their empty lives by writing whiny letters to the editor complaining about shit that no one really cares about?

    Well imagine if instead of writing that letter to the editor, she just posts on a car forum for car enthusiasts. That's Kritafo.

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    Wow, jdm heated seat.

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    I think the thread should have been titled "Never lend car to monkey, feces flinging will surely ensue!"
    Originally posted by SJW
    Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
    Originally posted by snowcat
    Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.
    Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
    I say stupid shit all the time.
    ^^ Fact Checked

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