Why does subway smell like donkey anus?

[Isaiah]

Every single one, every single time. The most common response has been "the yeast in the bread"

Debunk: Breads from other sub shops contain yeast and don't smell like ass ass.

The smell is so godawful that I can't for the life of me comprehend how people can have a meal in there. Seriously, it's like eating in a barn. I've only noticed this putrid, rank ass stench at Subway.

Mr. Sub, Quiznos, and my old favorite Blimpies are all immune. What's the goddamn deal here?

[vengie]

Stay away from subway
problem solved.

[FiveFreshFish]

I never noticed.

[Isaiah]

Originally posted by vengie
Stay away from subway
problem solved.

Problem not solved.

1. The restaurants (I use that term loosely) stink up the entire surrounding area. Example: both the U of C and MRC locations are in main, high traffic corridors.

2. You did not even attempt to answer the question. If you read the thread title, it says "WHY does subway smell like donkey anus?" which you interpreted as: "Does anyone have a smartass, useless suggestion for dealing with Subway's putrid stench?"

[vengie]

Originally posted by Isaiah


Problem not solved.

1. The restaurants (I use that term loosely) stink up the entire surrounding area. Example: both the U of C and MRC locations are in main, high traffic corridors.

2. You did not even attempt to answer the question. If you read the thread title, it says "WHY does subway smell like donkey anus?" which you interpreted as: "Does anyone have a smartass, useless suggestion for dealing with Subway's putrid stench?"

1) maybe I just have an atrocious sense of smell then, I go to MRC and have never noticed, nor any other location for that matter.

2) if I was being a smart ass I would have suggested putting a car freshener around your nose to help alleviate the smell, my personal suggestion is "Wild Cherry" smells UNREAL

3) Is the subway stench that horrendous that it takes away from your quality of life? If so then you lead a very sad life my friend.
and if not, the answer again is simple, ignore it and carry on.

[old&slow]

I've never smelled a donkey anus so I'm not qualified to answer!

[Supa Dexta]

I have smelled donkey anus, but subway is sometimes worse then that..


And, yeah local movie store is beside one, and it stinks like hell in there too because of it.

[alloroc]

Originally posted by Isaiah
[B]Why does subway smell like donkey anus?B]

Ummm ... a more relevant question, I'm sorry I just have to ask...

Why do you know what donkey anus smells like?

[wardpr68]

When I was a kid I HATED the smell of subway.... I agree it had a terrible stench. But now I don't notice it anymore.... strange.

[01RedDX]

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[Isaiah]

I do know that that they bake their own bread. Having said that, I don't think their bread is better than any other sub shop bread.

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by Isaiah
I do know that that they bake their own bread. Having said that, I don't think their bread is better than any other sub shop bread.

Honestly, I think it's worse. Whatever way they make it leaves it too heavy and doughy for my tastes, and as this thread is all about, the smell is atrocious.

I love the smell of fresh baking bread, just not theirs

[Isaiah]

Good point. I've been in many bakeries and supermarket bakeries and have never smelled anything remotely like the stench in a subway. The smell of fresh baked bread is actually quite pleasant.

[01RedDX]

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[TYMSMNY]

Its also because of Subways lack of ventilation.

[Kennyredline]

Originally posted by Supa Dexta
I have smelled donkey anus, but subway is sometimes worse then that..


And, yeah local movie store is beside one, and it stinks like hell in there too because of it.

...so under what circumstances are you aware of the smell of a donkey's anus, and should this be in "ask Leo....." lol

[Mar]

People still go to Subway? Why?

Falafel King / Babylon > Thai Tai > * > Subway > Mr. Sub

[snoop101]

I used to go there for the breakfast subs. I stopped going because they changed from cooking real eggs on the spot to this nasty crap that is pre cooked and comes out of plastic and into the microwave.

I have to admit though and its been a while, but I find the subways in little towns are way better then the ones in the cities.

[snoop101]

Originally posted by Mar
People still go to Subway? Why?

Falafel King / Babylon > Thai Tai > * > Subway > Mr. Sub

total brain fart but theres another one that packs on the meat. its a chain as well.

[bulaian]

Originally posted by snoop101
I used to go there for the breakfast subs. I stopped going because they changed from cooking real eggs on the spot to this nasty crap that is pre cooked and comes out of plastic and into the microwave.

I have to admit though and its been a while, but I find the subways in little towns are way better then the ones in the cities.

YES! When I first had one of their "new" breakfast subs with the pre cooked eggs, I felt like throwing up. I don't think I will ever go back for one again unless they went back to cooking real eggs