Tik-Tok
Cowboy Hunter
Location: Calgary, Alberta
What I drive: Weighs 100,000 lbs and has 46,500 lbs of thrust
Posts/Day: 1.48
Trader Rating: (2)
User Rating: 100%
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That's a pretty loose belt though
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