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Tik-Tok
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Official Kijiji Funnies Thread quote:

Figured we all see enough dumb/funny crap on Kijiji, Craig's list Ebay etc., that we should just have an official thread for it all...

This one made me chuckle today, it deserves a solid math fail...



SELLING 6 RIMS
Bolt Pattern: 5x100 MM|
GREAT CONDITION
NO DENTS, NO DAMAGE
15 EACH OR ALL 6
FOR $120.00


http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-cars-ve...QAdIdZ198193943

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quote:

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...QAdIdZ198864447

Front bumper made me laugh.

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^^

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hamborghini!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Copy the ads/pics and paste em here, or we wont be able to see them soon.

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quote:

15 EACH OR ALL 6
FOR $120.00


x10

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This guy has great humor

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...QAdIdZ198436538

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Originally posted by Twin_Cam_Turbo
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...QAdIdZ198864447

Front bumper made me laugh.



How the hell did that car win 2nd best interior in any show?

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quote:

^ Second best Canadian Tire tuner-alley interior, looks like. Right down to the NOS floormats, seat covers, and steering wheel cover.

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I think their main complaint is that they did not receive the stolen property they paid for.

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Post up screenies or quotes, within a week they'll be dead!!

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http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-...QAdIdZ199444508


I lol'ed. Can some screenshot that?

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Nice ^^

I raise you a full load edition

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...QAdIdZ199600555

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Brutally modded Civic

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...AdIdZ199669548#

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quote:

Originally posted by core_upt

I think that is a member off beyond named Skid - he ALWAYS calls remotes REMOLTS. I can gaurantee you it's him.

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quote:

Originally posted by Twin_Cam_Turbo
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...QAdIdZ198864447

Front bumper made me laugh.







Oh god that front bumper..
Also, hamborghini

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quote:

anyone want a sup[ed up 87 accord in mint condition?

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...AdIdZ199928056#

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Originally posted by G-ZUS
anyone want a sup[ed up 87 accord in mint condition?

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...AdIdZ199928056#


According to the ad, it looks like it's the sunroof that's suped [sic] up.

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Not sure if this one is actually legit, got it emailed to me from a friend

OK, let me start off by saying this jeep is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this jeep would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly. It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop. This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is). No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need._ It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The jeep_ also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once. It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man. My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $9950, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore. There's only 142000 on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo. Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash. To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants. Rock on.

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