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Seth1968
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My next step is to tie in the fan so it turns on automatically when it detects shit. Although buh_buh suggested that I make it force disable the fan for the lolz.



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How about adding some sort of audio in the bathroom when it goes from one stage to the other? Like sirens when inferior to poor and that pleasant toaster oven sound when fair to good?

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WHAT AN AGE WE LIVE IN

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The only downside is that you are now deprived of the comical cries of disgust coming from your children, as they enter the bathroom after you.

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I prefer to just surprise my wife

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I prefer to just surprise my wife

didnt you shoot her?

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I've always joked that my shit don't stink. I've failed twice to light the lamp now. The data doesn't lie.

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I've always joked that my shit don't stink. I've failed twice to light the lamp now. The data doesn't lie.

your "benchmarks" have failed

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your "benchmarks" have failed


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Seriously, my poops spikes the levels up less than the air freshener. The middle one wasn't mine but was a stinker, although not as bad as a record 3050ppm one from yesterday haha.

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Genius! lol.

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Haha best thing to read at 630am

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didnt you shoot her?



No, his wife shot. Was never quite clear what she shot though.

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Well, I ended up getting a pair of FooBot monitors because of this thread (was considering it for a while). Maybe we should have a worst VOC count contest

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I am interested in the effect of a courtesy flush on the VOC...

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I am interested in the effect of a courtesy flush on the VOC...


Both courtesy flush and turning on fan only reduces the VOC levels quicker. The initial spike still exists.

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Great lunchtime read....

on that note, you should also do a baseline after eating spam.

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a smart igniter is what you need now

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How about readings after a massive morning flatulence? I also swear my shit doesn't stink, but sweet jesus, with the smells that emit after a night of booze and food induced constipation, I don't know how I haven't had to repaint

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This is awesome. I wish I could find a similar z-wave sensor.

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