Relax, everyone minus flipstah is probably doing a thorough long term review finding out things like how well it holds its value, annual cost of maintenance, what happens when silver oxide batteries are no longer available (batteries used to be mercury, and now the tuning forks are in a mess), etc. Flipstah was just too hasty and didn't even try to find out what the battery life expectancy was. In fact, I don't think his brief review covered any of those aspects mentioned
Someday we may need to activate the halo structure off Deerfoot and destroy the North East.