Pet peeves that should be pet peeves

[SJW]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

Dyson air blades. Go ahead and stick your freshly laundered hands into these filth sprayers so you can get second hand debris blown over your entire being. Fuck.

Something wrong with your pants?

[Tik-Tok]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

It’s hard to argue that city council wants Calgary to look like anything but a slum

Most of it's citizens seem to want the same thing. They want to "naturalize" every green space, forgetting the entire reason we mow shit is to get rid of health hazards (rodents, fleas, ticks, mosquitos, etc. etc. etc.)

[Swank]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

Most of it's citizens seem to want the same thing. They want to "naturalize" every green space, forgetting the entire reason we mow shit is to get rid of health hazards (rodents, fleas, ticks, mosquitos, etc. etc. etc.)

Forest fire smoke keeps most of those hazards to a minimum, we'll be just fine *cough cough choke wheez*.

[jabjab]

Fake corporate slang...particularly at dumb ask the VP question seminar stuff and they use phrases like "lets circle back" or "I'm a firm believer that team brings dream work, and that is how i got to where i was today, by empowering employees like YOU"

No Susan, you sucked cock to get to where you are...just be honest.

[bjstare]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

Fake corporate slang...particularly at dumb ask the VP question seminar stuff and they use phrases like "lets circle back" or "I'm a firm believer that team brings dream work, and that is how i got to where i was today, by empowering employees like YOU"

No Susan, you sucked cock to get to where you are...just be honest.

Spoken like a person that could never be a VP. What are you 14?

[Swank]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

Spoken like a person that could never be a VP. What are you 14?

I thought most Vietnamese Prostitutes were 14.

[killramos]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

I thought most Vietnamese Prostitutes were 14.

I thought that was Thai?

Jabjab seems much more of a TP than a VP

[XylathaneGTR]

Jab has demonstrated comprehensive understanding of complex and ambiguous concepts in other threads - this, of course, is right in line with his previous work!

[ExtraSlow]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

Jab has demonstrated comprehensive understanding of complex and ambiguous concepts in other threads - this, of course, is right in line with his previous work!

He's the real hero beyond deserves. Not killy.

[ThePenIsMightier]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

I thought that was Thai?

Jabjab seems much more of a TP than a VP

Thai Prostitute? Or Toilet Paper?

Cornholio.gif