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    Default Cop gave me a ticket, I didn't give a damn

    Probably heard this JOKE before, always a good laugh...

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you might like to see what happened to me last week.

    I went to Home Depot the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
    When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said,

    "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse s.h.i.t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the
    more tickets he wrote.

    I didn't give a s.h.i.t. My car was parked around the corner.

    I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age!!

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    bleh

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    haha thats funny

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    ouch
    somebody got owned

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    Funny, but soo mean
    Its not the hand you're dealt it's how you play your cards.

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    hahahaha lol

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    lol

    wow i wonder if hes goin to pay for them all

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    i think he said it was a joke?

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    ha ha ha, good one!

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    that would suck if it was your car though

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    hahaha, not bad!

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    buy a 3$ lightbulb and see a ticket for worn tires

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    Hahaha!
    Originally posted by Vagabond142
    Is the best game. Ever. In everness. It is more awesome than a robot caveman punching God in the dick. It is that awesome

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