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Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
W T F?!?!?!
LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
"Sic Parvis Magna"
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did he really need to find a hen.....
perhaps he should have just used a warm apple pie
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his wife musta been damn ugly to choose a hen over her
Originally posted by brandon
you don't need viagra! all you need is a popsicle stick and an elastic!
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Or dat bitch just wasn't puttin' out? lolOriginally posted by hyperwhite
his wife musta been damn ugly to choose a hen over her
I like how they mentioned how the hen was slaughtered afterwards lol.
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.”
—Cicero, Roman statesman and lawyer
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Chicken Kiev anyone?
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"chicken fucker buk-a"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAOriginally posted by STYLIN_CIVIC
"chicken fucker buk-a"
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damn, that chicken must have been loose as fuck
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Haha what a cock
Rev high, ride low.
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chickens have vaginas?
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Originally posted by eb0i
chickens have vaginas?
Of course they do...I mean roosters "cockfight" right??..so hens have got to have vagina's man...
...@therealarifjina...
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gobble gobble gob-pakak!
I feel bad for the bird. Raped (prolly not the first time) then killed. What a hard life... oh well, someone's tummy is full...
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I would think so... how else would they lay their eggs?!?Originally posted by eb0i
chickens have vaginas?
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duh, through their assOriginally posted by kiwi
I would think so... how else would they lay their eggs?!?
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That looks pretty good.Originally posted by 1badPT
Chicken Kiev anyone?
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So , he really WAS choking the chicken.....
Next day at the local market .." for sale , chicken with seasoned stuffing".
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Not Vagina's - they have Cloacea's.Originally posted by eb0i
chickens have vaginas?
They can pass something the diameter of an egg out of their cloacea, so my bet is that a human dick will fit.
However, I do not know from actual experience, so I ask that any of you who may have tried to post their comments.
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I'd fuck a chick.
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But would settle for a hen?Originally posted by WGR4Pussies
I'd fuck a chick.
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.”
—Cicero, Roman statesman and lawyer
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