Vehicle Acronyms

[Ekliptix]

GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

GTO
Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG
Money Guzzler

MGB
Might Go Backwards

MGF
Might Go Forward

MIATA
My Intention Always To Accelerate

MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

[lastskpirate]

FORD-found on road dead

[mshaw]

FORD- fix or repair daily

[ryder_23]

FORD
First on race day :poosie:

[BokCh0y]

DODGE

Drips Oil Drips Grease Everywhere

ACURA

Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile

[googe]

Originally posted by Ekliptix

HONDA
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating


haha, thats the best one

[3G]

Kia - Koreas Imported Accident

Chevrolet - Car has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

BMW - Broke My Wallet
Bought My Wife
Break My Windshield

Pontiac - Poor Old N***a Thinks Its a Cadillac

Fiat - Fix Again Tony

[Goblin]

ahh you took my pontiac and bmw one.

how about this

saw a pakistanian with this in his sig on a bmw forum

bmw = Brown Mans Wheel

[4bier]

ford
fucked
on
race
day


fucken
old
recycled
dodge

[soupey]

Originally posted by Goblin
ahh you took my pontiac and bmw one.

how about this

saw a pakistanian with this in his sig on a bmw forum

bmw = Brown Mans Wheel

sounds better as black mans wheels.

[dooman24]

haha hang on not done accelerating..
HAHAHA HALARIOUS

[dj_rice]

Nice...theres nothing bad about Nissans :thumbsup:

[stevieo]

nothing is stupid sounding as nissan

[robpark]

Hahahaha I can see someone already used my sig! And so it spreads!

Subaru backwards is - U R A Bus

[Goblin]

nice one

beemers are, but they are so :bigpimp:

[962 kid]

Originally posted by 3G
Kia - Koreas Imported Accident

Pontiac - Poor Old N***a Thinks Its a Cadillac



I hope that "N***a" stands for NUT

[2000_SI]

Originally posted by 962 kid


I hope that "N***a" stands for NUT :rolleyes:
Sure... think whatever you want in "Fantasy Land"...

[Zephyr]

FORD backwards = Driver Return On Foot

[pressure_ratio]

Fiat-Fix it again Tony

[ninspeed]

Originally posted by 962 kid


I hope that "N***a" stands for NUT
nope... newfie..... shese.. what did you think it meant...