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Xtrema
10-05-2005, 01:07 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9600529/

It's such a big deal that it's all over TV.

:whocares: except I guess Jessica is single again.
l8braker
10-05-2005, 01:11 PM
omg, omg BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i heard that jessica had a mad coke habit.
skandalz
10-05-2005, 01:38 PM
hahaha now nick lache has to get a job!! :rofl:
snowboard
10-05-2005, 01:43 PM
look at her tits though, holy crap, he was lucky.
GoChris
10-05-2005, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by snowboard
look at her tits though, holy crap, he was lucky.

:werd: :hitit:
BokCh0y
10-05-2005, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by snowboard
look at her tits though, holy crap, he was lucky.

topped with the fact that she was supposedly a virgin and he popped it when thye got hitched.......lucky is an understatement.
Chiggles
10-05-2005, 02:58 PM
:whocares: Yes, she has nice tits, but not much to offer after that. Nick's job is done. Time to move on.
G
10-05-2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by BokCh0y


topped with the fact that she was supposedly a virgin and he popped it when thye got hitched.......lucky is an understatement.

Yeah right a blonde virgin in her early 20s in show business
Foz
10-05-2005, 03:30 PM
Yup, hit it and move on..

She's as useful as tits on a hammer.

:banghead:
DC2
10-05-2005, 03:36 PM
OMG OMG OMG OMG JESSiCA IS SINGLE!! omG OMG OMG OMG
t-im
10-05-2005, 04:05 PM
blah, screw them - Katie holmes pregnant is more interesting + shocking + disturbing all at once.

I wonder how much she's getting paid to have his child. :rofl:
240droptop
10-05-2005, 05:37 PM
god dam shes hot thank you short shorts :D
Chiggles
10-05-2005, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by t-im
blah, screw them - Katie holmes pregnant is more interesting + shocking + disturbing all at once.

I wonder how much she's getting paid to have his child. :rofl:


...Katie Holmes is pregnant?!?! :nut:

EDIT: Holy shit, she really is :pregnant (http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,17516,00.html?tnews) ! :eek:

Let's see how wrong this is.... (43/2)+7 = 28.5. Katie Holmes is now 26. Sorry Tom, survey says :barf:
l8braker
10-05-2005, 05:56 PM
^ isn't he gay? :dunno:

lol, when he starts talking about scientology, the kid is gonna just laugh at him.
GoChris
10-05-2005, 08:45 PM
wow, hes old enough to be her dad! thats kinda gross :hijack:
/////AMG
10-06-2005, 02:36 AM
:drool: :drool: Jessica Simpsons is uber sexy!:drool:
ami2big
10-06-2005, 05:29 AM
fuck tom cruise is a fucking midget!!!

yes and jessica simpson is fuck on the first date type of gal :hitit: :hitit: :thumbsup:
2000_SI
10-06-2005, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by skandalz
hahaha now nick lache has to get a job!! :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Considering how well the last Backalley BJ Boys album did... he better start practicing "Do you want fries with that"?
BebeAphrodite
10-07-2005, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Chiggles


Let's see how wrong this is.... (43/2)+7 = 28.5. Katie Holmes is now 26. Sorry Tom, survey says :barf:


Originally posted by GoChris
wow, hes old enough to be her dad! thats kinda gross :hijack:

I don't think there's anything wrong w/ the age.
What seems wrong to me is the way he's acting like a lunatic and how he has the scientologist specialist follow around his fiance.


As for the Lachay/Simpson separation, I wonder if its true since it's the couple denies it.
bspot
10-07-2005, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by BebeAphrodite

I don't think there's anything wrong w/ the age.

*BebeAphrodite leaves to make hot passionate love with her grandpa*
2000_SI
10-07-2005, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by bspot


*BebeAphrodite leaves to make hot passionate love with her grandpa*

:drama:
7thgenvic
10-07-2005, 11:59 AM
im just guessing this is another bullshit story that media clowns will eat up!

WON"T HAPPEN,
finboy
10-07-2005, 12:06 PM
she needs to do porn :D
DonJuan
10-07-2005, 12:17 PM
^^^ I second that!!:drool:
ca2p3r
10-07-2005, 12:19 PM
:werd: x3
/////AMG
10-07-2005, 01:47 PM
X4
Nissanaddict
10-07-2005, 02:27 PM
x5
Das_Amaretto
10-07-2005, 03:09 PM
x6

Plus I call dibs as her Male performer!

:bigpimp:
CIVIC_MAN
10-07-2005, 03:12 PM
who cares if she's single, she's a dumb blonde bitch
JAYMEZ
10-11-2005, 08:47 PM
Who makes more money than us , and has better business experience than all of us .. yah she is dumb.. not.

And you guys need to read the damn thing first , it says she is not single ... but sure as hell is good publicity for the couple.
Team_Mclaren
10-11-2005, 09:08 PM
dumb or no, :hitit:
intelligent has nothing to do with how good she can perform in bed:poosie: :poosie:
hockeybronx
10-12-2005, 11:46 AM
First words to come to my mind:

I STILL HAVE A CHANCE!:bigpimp: :angel:
lsc2g
10-12-2005, 12:15 PM
i'd hit it but she's a worthless piece of shit like her sister that shouldn't be in the music or movie industry.. nick is better off that guy prolly gets poon all day long anyways.. i'm sure he'll be fine