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Def_3
11-08-2005, 02:54 PM
RAP LYRICS
TRANSLATED

This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district’s Ebonics translation competition.
Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English.
Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)

Lyrics:
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks
TRANSLATION:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.
Lyrics:
And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like I lay carpet
Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit
TRANSLATION:
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.
Lyrics:
Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns - get it
Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it
In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia
I don’t know what the hell’s stoppin’ ya
I’m clockin’ ya - Versace shades watchin’ ya
Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin
TRANSLATION:
Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I’m having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.
Lyrics:
First I talk about how I dress and this
And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses
The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the
Climax that your man can’t make
Call and tell him you’ll be home real late
Let’s sing the break
TRANSLATION:
I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn’t be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won’t be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.
Lyrics:
She’s sick of that song on how it’s so long
Thought he worked his until I handled my biz
There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans
Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan
Schemin’ - don’t bring your girl ‘round me
True player for real, ask Puff Daddy
TRANSLATION:
Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.
Lyrics:
You - ringin’ bells with bags from Chanel
Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
She beeped me, meet me at twelve
TRANSLATION:
Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.
Lyrics:
Where you at? Flippin’ jobs, playin’ car notes?
While I’m swimmin’ in ya women like the breast stroke
Right stroke, left stroke what’s the best stroke
Death stroke - tongue all down her throat
Nuthin’ left to do but send her home to you
I’m through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?
TRANSLATION:
You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.
Lyrics:
So, what’s it gonna be? Him or me?
We can cruise the world with pearls
Gator boots for girls
The envy of all women, crushed linen
Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in ‘em
The finest women I love with a passion
Ya man’s a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin’
TRANSLATION:
The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate.
Lyrics:
High fashion - flyin’ into all states.
Sexin’ me while your man masturbates.
Isn’t this great? Your flight leaves at eight.
Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds.
Lyrically I’m supposed to represent.
I’m not only the client, I’m the player president
TRANSLATION:
You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I’ll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o’clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o’clock. I’ll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

l8braker
11-08-2005, 02:57 PM
:rofl: :rofl: That was funny

BerserkerCatSplat
11-08-2005, 03:00 PM
It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Now, why would he know?

rage2
11-08-2005, 03:11 PM
Some standup comedian used this as a routine (can't remember who). Question is, who copied who? ;)

Deville
11-08-2005, 03:15 PM
If you dont know... now you know

Carfanman
11-08-2005, 03:16 PM
It is too long to read the whole thing, but I read a bit of it and I get the idea. It's definetly funny:D

abyss
11-08-2005, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Carfanman
It is too long to read the whole thing.....

*insert comment about not finishing school here* :rofl: :rofl:

Honda_002
11-08-2005, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by abyss


*insert comment about not finishing school here* :rofl: :rofl:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BA ZING!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Def_3
11-08-2005, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by rage2
Some standup comedian used this as a routine (can't remember who). Question is, who copied who? ;) oh Im sure whoever sent it to me copied them,

by the way hows the phone holdin up Rage?

Carfanman
11-08-2005, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by abyss


*insert comment about not finishing school here* :rofl: :rofl:

:nut:
Except...


1) I've read plenty of things on this board that other SCHOOLED people have said are too long.

2) It simply wasnt interesting enough for me to read the whole post. I got the idea after the first couple of paragraphs, I found it funny, and then it got repetitive, because I got the point.

3) I read 5 times as much as half my schooled friends who are more or less the same age as me, and most of my reading is voluntary, where as most of theirs in mandatory.

sexualbanana
11-08-2005, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Carfanman


:nut:
Except...


1) I've read plenty of things on this board that other SCHOOLED people have said are too long.

2) It simply wasnt interesting enough for me to read the whole post. I got the idea after the first couple of paragraphs, I found it funny, and then it got repetitive, because I got the point.

3) I read 5 times as much as half my schooled friends who are more or less the same age as me, and most of my reading is voluntary, where as most of theirs in mandatory.

Dude, it was a joke.

Carfanman
11-08-2005, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by banana


Dude, it was a joke.


So? I'm not mad, I'm just responding with why it was inaccurate.

abyss
11-08-2005, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Carfanman



So? I'm not mad, I'm just responding as to why it was inaccurate.

Sorry, next time I'll try harder for accuracy. I'm sure it'll be much more humorus. *yawn*

afrotl
11-08-2005, 04:59 PM
lol

Carfanman
11-08-2005, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by abyss


Sorry, next time I'll try harder for accuracy. I'm sure it'll be much more humorus. *yawn*

Is it my fault if I dont find a joke that insults me about something that isn't even true, funny?

If I insulted you for something that not only wasn't true, but was the complete opposite of the truth (for example, calling you ugly, when your exeptionally hot. [I dont know what you look like either way, so I'm being hypothetical here]), wouldnt you say something, or show me a pic, to prove me wrong?

abyss
11-08-2005, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Carfanman


Is it my fault if I dont find a joke that insults me about something that isn't even true, funny?

If I insulted you for something that not only wasn't true, but was the complete opposite of the truth (for example, calling you ugly, when your exeptionally hot. [I dont know what you look like either way, so I'm being hypothetical here]), wouldnt you say something, or show me a pic, to prove me wrong?

Maybe the joke wasn't meant just for you. ;) and no, I wouldn't show you a pic. What do I care if some uneducated 14 year old thinks I'm ugly eh? The point of a joke is to be funny not to be accurate. GOD. Way to take it too goddam seriously.

statick
11-08-2005, 05:19 PM
:rofl: too funny

Def_3
11-08-2005, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Carfanman


Is it my fault if I dont find a joke that insults me about something that isn't even true, funny?

If I insulted you for something that not only wasn't true, but was the complete opposite of the truth (for example, calling you ugly, when your exeptionally hot. [I dont know what you look like either way, so I'm being hypothetical here]), wouldnt you say something, or show me a pic, to prove me wrong? :drama: all this from ebonics translation

Carfanman
11-08-2005, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by abyss


Maybe the joke wasn't meant just for you. ;)
Ummm... so? It was about me, and I responded from MY point of view. Thats like saying, you can never comment on any post I make, unless I specifically specify that its directed towards you.

"and no, I wouldn't show you a pic. What do I care if some uneducated 14 year old thinks I'm ugly eh?"

Way to take an example to literally.


"The point of a joke is to be funny not to be accurate. "

Actually, jokes are only funny if there is an element of truth to them. Take any redneck joke, and apply it to someone who lives in the city. Not so funny anymore, is it?

"you might be a city person if you're buddy gets a new home, and you need to come over and help him take the wheels off of it" Just doesnt have much humor, does it?

Let me try telling you this in a different example, because obviously you didnt understand my first one.
If I made a joke implying that you drove a piece of crap car, and I was poking fun AT you, but in reality you drove a ferrari, then even if you werent ANGRY, you might still say something. Or not, but plenty of people would.


" Way to take it too goddam seriously. "

I'm actually not nearly as seriously or angry as I seem on this forum, you just cant tell. Maybe I should include a few of these? ;) :D :D :)


Anyway, lets not discuss this any longer, this is a pretty good thread, and this discussion isnt really going to accomplish anything.

Bill Cosby
11-08-2005, 05:32 PM
lol the translation was hilarious, the bitchfight was not

lastprodigy
11-08-2005, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by abyss


*insert comment about not finishing school here* :rofl: :rofl:

hey, im in uni and it was too long to read haha.....

Carfanman
11-08-2005, 05:56 PM
^:rofl: :rofl: Thank you for proving my point %100

dezmarez
11-08-2005, 05:58 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^
:werd:
hahahaha

andres_mt
11-08-2005, 09:11 PM
hey, im in uni and it was too long to read haha.....

:werd: :rofl:

hampstor
11-08-2005, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by Carfanman



1) I've read plenty of things on this board that other SCHOOLED people have said are too long.



1) SCHOOLED is what you are after posting in this thread
2) EDUCATED is what everyone else is ;)

However it is too long to read and i have the attention span of a fish :rofl:

turbotrip
11-08-2005, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by hampstor


1) SCHOOLED is what you are after posting in this thread
2) EDUCATED is what everyone else is



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :werd:

Goblin
11-09-2005, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by Carfanman


:nut:
Except...


1) I've read plenty of things on this board that other SCHOOLED people have said are too long.

2) It simply wasnt interesting enough for me to read the whole post. I got the idea after the first couple of paragraphs, I found it funny, and then it got repetitive, because I got the point.

3) I read 5 times as much as half my schooled friends who are more or less the same age as me, and most of my reading is voluntary, where as most of theirs in mandatory.

Wow.. big words for a youngin'

Zephyr
11-09-2005, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Carfanman

Ummm... so? It was about me, and I responded from MY point of view. Thats like saying, you can never comment on any post I make, unless I specifically specify that its directed towards you.

"and no, I wouldn't show you a pic. What do I care if some uneducated 14 year old thinks I'm ugly eh?"

Way to take an example to literally.


"The point of a joke is to be funny not to be accurate. "

Actually, jokes are only funny if there is an element of truth to them. Take any redneck joke, and apply it to someone who lives in the city. Not so funny anymore, is it?

"you might be a city person if you're buddy gets a new home, and you need to come over and help him take the wheels off of it" Just doesnt have much humor, does it?

Let me try telling you this in a different example, because obviously you didnt understand my first one.
If I made a joke implying that you drove a piece of crap car, and I was poking fun AT you, but in reality you drove a ferrari, then even if you werent ANGRY, you might still say something. Or not, but plenty of people would.


" Way to take it too goddam seriously. "

I'm actually not nearly as seriously or angry as I seem on this forum, you just cant tell. Maybe I should include a few of these? ;) :D :D :)


Anyway, lets not discuss this any longer, this is a pretty good thread, and this discussion isnt really going to accomplish anything.

Man and you complain that it was too long to read, look at your post! LOL

aww someone got butt hurt in this thread...:rofl: :rofl:

jaysas_63
11-09-2005, 01:49 AM
wow this thread got...





:hijack:

lol i dunno what was better the post, or the replies...

Hakkola
11-09-2005, 02:18 AM
Funny, it bothers me that the lyrics are wrong though.

Carfanman
11-09-2005, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by hampstor


1) SCHOOLED is what you are after posting in this thread
2) EDUCATED is what everyone else is ;)

However it is too long to read and i have the attention span of a fish :rofl:

Actually, no, sorry, she was wrong,I was right, simple as that.

However, I'm not going to try debating this with you, because I wouldn't expect anything other than for you to take your fiance/wife(:dunno: ) 's side.:rofl:

Oh, wait, and you just owned yourself, because you're trying to defend abyss, but then you proved me right.



However it is too long to read and i have the attention span of a fish :rofl::rofl: :rofl:

Nice try though;)

abyss
11-09-2005, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Carfanman


Actually, no, sorry, she was wrong,I was right, simple as that.

However, I'm not going to try debating this with you, because I wouldn't expect anything other than for you to take your fiance/wife(:dunno: ) 's side.:rofl:

Oh, wait, and you just owned yourself, because you're trying to defend abyss, but then you proved me right.

:rofl: :rofl:

Nice try though;)

He wasn't trying to defend me at all actually. Thanks for coming out though, maybe next time kiddo. ;) :hijack:

Carfanman
11-09-2005, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by abyss


He wasn't trying to defend me at all actually.
Trying to make it look like I was wrong because I proved you wrong...
Of course it doesnt really mean anything, because like I said, he owned himself in the process, doesnt make him look to good.



Thanks for coming out though, maybe next time kiddo. ;) :hijack:

?

ricefarmer
11-09-2005, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Carfanman

Ummm... so? It was about me, and I responded from MY point of view. Thats like saying, you can never comment on any post I make, unless I specifically specify that its directed towards you.

"and no, I wouldn't show you a pic. What do I care if some uneducated 14 year old thinks I'm ugly eh?"

Way to take an example to literally.


"The point of a joke is to be funny not to be accurate. "

Actually, jokes are only funny if there is an element of truth to them. Take any redneck joke, and apply it to someone who lives in the city. Not so funny anymore, is it?

"you might be a city person if you're buddy gets a new home, and you need to come over and help him take the wheels off of it" Just doesnt have much humor, does it?

Let me try telling you this in a different example, because obviously you didnt understand my first one.
If I made a joke implying that you drove a piece of crap car, and I was poking fun AT you, but in reality you drove a ferrari, then even if you werent ANGRY, you might still say something. Or not, but plenty of people would.


" Way to take it too goddam seriously. "

I'm actually not nearly as seriously or angry as I seem on this forum, you just cant tell. Maybe I should include a few of these? ;) :D :D :)


Anyway, lets not discuss this any longer, this is a pretty good thread, and this discussion isnt really going to accomplish anything.

so the original thread is to long for you to read but you have enough time on your hands to invest in writing posts like this?

:dunno:

WhiteNikes
11-09-2005, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by ricefarmer


so the original thread is to long for you to read but you have enough time on your hands to invest in writing posts like this?

:dunno:
I'm sayin.
It's me or that cat be to defensive?

ricefarmer
11-09-2005, 10:57 AM
:english:

Carfanman
11-09-2005, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by ricefarmer


so the original thread is to long for you to read but you have enough time on your hands to invest in writing posts like this?

:dunno:

Thats alot shorter than the original post, and it took me maybe a minute and 1/2 to type.


Not to mention that it wasnt just that post was long, because i've read much longer things on here. It's just that after the first few paragraphs, I got the point, and it lost my interest. Wheras typing is different.

The first few paragraphs are funny though:rofl: :rofl:

mshaw
11-09-2005, 11:43 AM
oh man theres a stupid argument goin on in this thread

/////AMG
11-09-2005, 11:56 AM
OH my GOD!!!! This thread is hurting me!! Shut up already carfanman, it was a joke, just take it and let it be.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeebus!

Ben
11-09-2005, 12:55 PM
Good to see the maturity of the "Educated" stooping to that of the "schooled".

I wish everyone would just keep things to themselves when it comes to this nonsensical bickering. Talk about absolutely railroading a thread.

Enough of the carfanman bashing, god it's old.

Someone makes a lame comment, carfanman reciprocates with retaliation, and then the snowballing ensues.
:zzz: :zzz:

hampstor
11-09-2005, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Ben
Good to see the maturity of the "Educated" stooping to that of the "schooled".

I wish everyone would just keep things to themselves when it comes to this nonsensical bickering. Talk about absolutely railroading a thread.

Enough of the carfanman bashing, god it's old.

Someone makes a lame comment, carfanman reciprocates with retaliation, and then the snowballing ensues.
:zzz: :zzz:

For what I think was my first carfanman bashing, i thought it was pretty good :p

however, i didnt disagree with him on it being too long... cause it is and I didn't read it either :D

its all in good fun, if i was serious i'd PM him instead :devil:

Carfanman
11-09-2005, 02:28 PM
funny... I dont feel bashed, considering I won the argument, and had about 5 people agree with me.

eljefe
11-09-2005, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Carfanman
funny... I dont feel bashed, considering I won the argument, and had about 5 people agree with me.

You really should just shhhhh now, it getting embarrassing

Def_3
11-09-2005, 03:23 PM
:rofl: sorry guys, didnt thing a "long" post like this meant for entertainment would cause so much "heartache"............ah well

Carfanman
11-09-2005, 04:14 PM
^well, you should have forseen this. You should be ashamed of youself.:D

Def_3
11-09-2005, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Carfanman
^well, you should have forseen this. You should be ashamed of youself.:D i hang my head in shame:D

bonnieclyde240
11-09-2005, 05:03 PM
in the remix of one more chance when notorious rapped the hook "I got the good love girl, you didn't know?" I used to think he rapped "I got the good looks, girl you gettin' old" my bad.