fake "Tanning lotions"

[90Tegra]

anyone use them and does it actually give u a tan? and if u do wut brand is it?

[GTS Jeff]

They are smelly.

[FlySi]

the baywatch cast used them.

but they are hard to get on right

[t-im]

Make sure not to have orange hands!..or orange anything in general.

[Wildcat]

they work pretty good. i use that neutrogena foam stuff and it darkens you up right quick.

theres always protan i guess but thats toooo dark for everyday use, itll get all over the place, you'll look streaky, hard too wash off, etc. pretty much made for competitions only.

maybe try a tantoo, or a mystic tan?

[Davetronz]

Yea I agree with Jeff..
The stuff STINKS and turns you/your gf ORANGE...

An ex-gf used that shit once and stunk for a week and was the same color as an orange...

HAWT.... :thumbsdow

[90Tegra]

Originally posted by Wildcat
they work pretty good. i use that neutrogena foam stuff and it darkens you up right quick.

theres always protan i guess but thats toooo dark for everyday use, itll get all over the place, you'll look streaky, hard too wash off, etc. pretty much made for competitions only.

maybe try a tantoo, or a mystic tan?

how much do those mystic tan stuff cost around?

[Wildcat]

Originally posted by 90Tegra


how much do those mystic tan stuff cost around?

close to $20 every time i think.

[90Tegra]

Originally posted by Wildcat


close to $20 every time i think.

what u mean everytime? isn't a bottle, or is it those tanning places?

[Wildcat]

a tanning place, its just another option, i thought id mention it.

[BebeAphrodite]

Originally posted by Wildcat

maybe try a tantoo, or a mystic tan?

Why would a guy want a tantoo?
The only tantoos I've seen are the stickers that you stick on your body before you tan like a playboy bunny - they sell them at the tanning salons for 10 cents each. So instead of a tattoo, you get a 'tantoo'


Originally posted by 90Tegra


how much do those mystic tan stuff cost around?

The last Mystic tan I did was $30 at Sweetan.
It faded really badly on me and gave me a hint of orange.

As for tanning lotions the best one I've used so far is Neutrogena's gradual tan even though one application will give a good color.
None of the lotions I've used: Loreal, Coppertone, Avon, Neutrogena have turned me orange.
The huge downfall the 'chemical' smell they emit and the way they fade.
The first couple applications usually look pretty stupid because you probably won't know what you're doing and will make it streaky or your hands will look funny, little things here and there but if you have no time to get a real tan or don't like baking your skin then the lotions are a good alternative.

[BebeAphrodite]

Originally posted by 90Tegra


what u mean everytime? isn't a bottle, or is it those tanning places?

Yes, it's everytime, there are three levels that you can chose from. It's a booth that has these little sprays that coat your body and you have to stand in two positions while it blasts out.
Only select salons have this service.

[Wildcat]

Originally posted by BebeAphrodite


Why would a guy want a tantoo?
The only tantoos I've seen are the stickers that you stick on your body before you tan like a playboy bunny - they sell them at the tanning salons for 10 cents each. So instead of a tattoo, you get a 'tantoo'



tantoo is actually the name of the company. they specialize in doing pre-contest tans. its pretty expensive, you go for 2-4 consecutive treatments everyday usually. you strip right down to your birthday suit and this girl sprays you down with this airbrush wand type thing. they pretty much get everything lol.

[wildrice]

Originally posted by BebeAphrodite


Yes, it's everytime, there are three levels that you can chose from. It's a booth that has these little sprays that coat your body and you have to stand in two positions while it blasts out.
Only select salons have this service.

LOL. this reminds me of that friends episode where Ross gets screwed over huge on his spray on tan.

[saiyajin]

^ hahaha i was thinking the same thing

[BebeAphrodite]

Originally posted by wildrice


LOL. this reminds me of that friends episode where Ross gets screwed over huge on his spray on tan.

That is what the Mystic tan does... sprays you three times on each side.

It was probably a different variation of Mystic tan but really similar to that episode.

[lastprodigy]

Originally posted by wildrice


LOL. this reminds me of that friends episode where Ross gets screwed over huge on his spray on tan.


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

ahah that was sweet, he got owned...but do they actually giv elike 10 sprays i nreal life???

[Gurpy]

Don't turn orange :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: