The Memento style backwards thread

[GoChris]

Well it was fun while it lasted.

I guess thats the end of this thread then?


;)

[Ben]

I guess sleeping with friends mothers was a lesson to be learned.

[Thaco]

and then my friened kicked my ass.

[Carfanman]

I think I missed something...

[rage2]

Well I think the best thing to do is to go to his house, mack his mom, and fuck the shit outta her. Dont forget the donkey punch!

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Hmm, he seems to be in quite a pickle. What do you think he should do about the whole Herpes thing?

[abyss]

and then to add to his troubles, the doctor told him he has Herpes

[Ben]

After quite the romp with his roommates sister, he decided to go to the doctors office and investigate some sort of rash he developed causing an itchy burning sensation.

[sputnik]

He was FINALLY getting laid. He couldnt believe that she would sink so low to fuck him.

[rage2]

Its unbelievable how desperate Fuji has been. At least his pussyless streak ended after 4 years. :thumbsup:

[Mr. Burns]

Fuji was shocked to find himself fantasising about the overwieght cashier... but he just couldn't look away from the grease spot on her shirt right over her left breast.

[rage2]

Does anyone know about Fuji and the fat cashier chick? I heard rumors that he tapped that, but can someone clarify?

[buh_buh]

Rumor has it Fuji stole a fat cashier's merkin and tried to wear it on his face

[redec]

god that's too funny about fuji gettin caught whackin it.....and what a place to get caught too.....fuck, that dude seriously needs to get some

[BerserkerCatSplat]

That McDonalds was a shithole. There was this one time, when Fuji was working drive through at like 1 in the morning, some hot chick pulls up in the drive through. She pulls up to the front window, and Fuji leans out the back window to look at her and starts flogging the nun. Thing is, the next guy in the drive through gets a full frontal shot of Fuji jerkin' it, it was nasty.

I guess that's why they call him Spooji.

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by Carfanman
I think I missed something...

off topic:

watch the movie Memento man, total mind fuck, but its amazing

[GoChris]

just you wait for BerserkerCatSplat, he seems to have some good McDonals stories

[redec]

but anyways....that's enough talk about midgets....I think I'll go get me some McD's

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Man, that's crazy. I'd never have believed you could talk a midget into doing that.

[86max]

After a few beer the little guy finally gave in to our request and splooged all over his own face! Man you should've seen his face prior to the explosion! I don't blame him though, those midget dinks pack quite the punch! Ask Finboy!

[b_t]

After putting out the fire I started shouting "check out the tripod!" You know, feeding him beers, asking him to do something crazy.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally posted by b_t
After putting out the fire I started shouting "check out the tripod!" You know, feeding him beers, asking him to do something crazy.

I guess we all learned a lesson about wild animals and their mating habits.


But man, when we tried to cook it over the firepit, that was nuts. If I ever find out who tossed the beer can full of gasoline in the fire, I'll beat him with a shovel. That shit was like napalm! The fire got everywhere! :eek:

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by BerserkerCatSplat


I guess we all learned a lesson about wild animals and their mating habits.


But man, when we tried to cook it over the firepit, that was nuts. If I ever find out who tossed the beer can full of gasoline in the fire, I'll beat him with a shovel. That shit was like napalm! The fire got everywhere! :eek:

After lighting the fire we noticed that there was a rabbit getting his mac on on steveios face.

Gross, but hilarious at the sametime. we didnt tell steveio about it though, hope when he wakes up he only thinks its hair gel....

[b_t]

Originally posted by 403Gemini


After lighting the fire we noticed that there was a raccoon getting his mac on on steveios face.

Gross, but hilarious at the sametime. we didnt tell steveio about it though, hope when he wakes up he only thinks its hair gel....

so then steveio drank two beer and then passed out, he was totally gone. it was open season to draw on him, but we went and tried to get our campfire going, and left him drunker then shit in the middle of the bushes.

[stevieo]

before i cracked open a beer, i remember laying a hot steamy log right on 403gemini's steak. poor sucker won't see it coming, hes too blasted out of his mind

[AcuraTl]

Originally posted by stevieo
before i cracked open a beer, i remember laying a hot steamy log right on 403gemini's steak. poor sucker won't see it coming, hes too blasted out of his mind

403 gemini downed a fif of that vodka, he was so out of it, that he actually stole a steak from the local safeway and decided to cook it using gasoline from his truck!

[Mr. Burns]

the old man gave 403 a bottle of vodka in exchange for the handjob

[AcuraTl]

Originally posted by Mr. Burns
the old man gave 403 a bottle of vodka in exchange for the handjob

403 was out of money, so he saw an old crusty man standing in the street corner holding a bottle of vodka, the man looked lonely, but 403 could please him!

[Kobe]

403 lost all his cash paying for hookers

[stevieo]

403 saw a few man whores down teh street from his house and decided he'g go ask them whats up