tard blog

[retro-steve]

well i'm sure a lot of you know about this site but i thought i'd post it for those who didn't.

as a person with very little morals or ethics i find this website absolutely halarious! it's a blog from a special ed teacher and some of the shit she puts in is golden.

http://www.tard-blog.com

enjoy!!! :D

[Davetronz]

hahah AUGUSTA!!!!

Yea I'm going to hell, found that one through tuckermax a while back...

[retro-steve]

i have to say it must be the greatest blog ever created.

oh and tucker max is probably one of the top 10 human beings of all time

[FatboyTheHungry]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Davetronz]

Oh Augusta..
I feel bad for this teacher and her kids... :(

[joyridder]

That is the funniest thing I have read in awhile...good find...
3 cheers for Augusta...spec the "bathroom" scene...:rofl:

[Rockski]

"Only two of the other kids understand this. One starts to cry and the other gets up, runs to the sink, turns on the water, and sticks his head under the faucet."

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


jesus shit man i love this... brightens my day sooo much

[Goblin]

my brother has his name as augustyn on msn. wtf..

(name is justin)

[Davetronz]

Originally posted by joyridder
That is the funniest thing I have read in awhile...good find...
3 cheers for Augusta...spec the "bathroom" scene...:rofl:
Apparently Augusta doesn't like poopin in public bathrooms...

[Impreza]

I am so going to hell, but I can't stop reading. Some pretty hilarious stories! tuckermax.com is also good for some laughs

[RSeXy]

funny but mean!

i guess its a way to vent out frustrations....

its sad about the kid with the crack whore mom! :(

no one touch augusta! lol

[Carfanman]

Originally posted by RSeXy
its sad about the kid with the crack whore mom! :(


Which one?:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I found this site a long time ago. Its really funny. I dont think its evil though. Funny things happen when you're dealing with a room full of slow children, and she's telling about them.

[three.eighteen.]

something tells me some of the entries are supposed to have pics and i cant see them?

[Bill Cosby]

buhahaha.. deer costume thats hilarious what a stupid coke head

[Bill Cosby]

From Tard-Blog.com
I teach special education, kindergarten through 6th grade. I think it is important to note that, just like candy, retards will do anything for stickers.

One of my kids is a highly-functioning autistic. He is very smart, but quite troubled. This was our sticker conversation today, (“Brad” is his name):

Brad: "Do I get two stickers today, one for last Wednesday and one for today?"
Me: "No, Brad, you didn't earn your sticker last Wednesday, you did not make good choices, and talked back to the recess teacher and kicked Fred."
Me: "Fine. I hate you. I hate you so much. My Dad hates you to. Your a sorry bitch. My dad buys me all the stickers I want, so I don't even need more stickers. You are greedy and an asshole."

At this point I hit the button on the wall, to summon the principal for help.

Brad starts to tear his sticker book apart. Page by page, ripping it to shreds. This lasts for like 30 seconds. At which point he looks at me and says, "Now look what you made me do!! My dad is gonna be so mad at you. You owe me three months of stickers for this."

Needless to say, the tard will not get another sticker from me. He will not get to chose from the Friday treat jar either.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Davetronz]

Oh Riti Sped and her reetees... They sure love stickers!

[wildrice]

Originally posted by Davetronz

Apparently Augusta doesn't like poopin in public bathrooms...

BUTT GERMS!!!
LMAO

[Davetronz]

Originally posted by wildrice


BUTT GERMS!!!
LMAO
Poopin in the trash...
Augusta doesnt much like sorting mail either and for the love of god... DONT TOUCH HIM...