jesus abuses us

[JordanLotoski]

hope this isnt a repost

click abuse me

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/swearingjesus.html

[Foz]

:rofl:

[lastprodigy]

bahahahah

[trikypenguin]

hahaha :eek: i didn't know jesus was mexican!?!?!?!

[95EagleAWD]

Chuck Norris would put Jesus in his place...

[Zephyr]

whaaaat the wow...

[Fez_turbo]

dudes....im not trying to be looser at all but thats a bit disrespectfull.

[Goblin]

pff. not if your atheist/agnostic.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

You don't fuck with the Jesus, man! :rofl:

[Foz]

Originally posted by Goblin
pff. not if your atheist/agnostic. :werd:

[sputnik]

All of those lines are from John Turturro's "Jesus the Pederast" character from the movie The Big Lebowski.

http://www.miserablelie.com/turturro/pictures/lebowski/Image22.jpg
http://www.miserablelie.com/turturro/pictures/lebowski/Image7.jpg
http://www.miserablelie.com/turturro/pictures/lebowski/Image27.jpg
http://www.miserablelie.com/turturro/pictures/lebowski/Image9.jpg

Probably one of the best movies ever.


DUDE: Fucking Quintana--that creep can roll, man--

WALTER: Yeah, but he's a fucking pervert, Dude.

DUDE: Huh?

WALTER: The man is a sex offender. With a record. Spent six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old.

DUDE: Huh.

WALTER: When he moved down to Venice he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he's a pederast.


QUINTANA (Jesus): I see you rolled your way into the semis. Deos mio, man. Seamus and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

DUDE: Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

Quintana looks at Walter.

QUINTANA: Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click".

DUDE: Jesus.

QUINTANA: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Jesus walks away. Walter nods sadly.

WALTER: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

[l8braker]

Someone's going to hell :thumbsup: :thumbsup: