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95EagleAWD
12-09-2005, 10:11 PM
Good joke...

A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise.

He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You’re not going to…to…cut it off, are you?"

The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw. "Nope—you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire."

:rofl:
BerserkerCatSplat
12-09-2005, 10:48 PM
That's eeeeeeevil. :devil:

But still funny!
canadiandaytona
12-09-2005, 10:55 PM
Wonder what hes going to do to the wife :eek:
Foz
12-09-2005, 10:59 PM
:rofl:
Grip172
12-09-2005, 11:04 PM
wow...that's brilliant
gen2teggy
12-09-2005, 11:14 PM
i dont get it.....im slow....someone plz explan?
BerserkerCatSplat
12-09-2005, 11:31 PM
^The only way for the man to escape the burning garage is to cut his own penis off.
95EagleAWD
12-10-2005, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by BerserkerCatSplat
^The only way for the man to escape the burning garage is to cut his own penis off.

:rofl:

A situation I hope to never find myself in.