future rap artists

[dave101]

http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/rapbattles.html

:barf:

( ^ i dunno why, it just makes me sick)

[JordanEG6]

LOL hahaha yuk

"your so gay..that....you dont know...what to SAY....your GAY"

:rofl: :rofl:

[HoisinSauce]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
your name is matt and you're fat... i dont know what to say

[Ekliptix]

Those kids stink, I can smell them through the internets.

[dj_rice]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I cant believe I watched it all, it was so bad and GAY, that it made me wanna watch the rest

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by dj_rice
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I cant believe I watched it all, it was so bad and GAY, that it made me wanna watch the rest


psssh is that all you got

"YOUR GAY, dj_rice
you ain't nice
lets play some dice
while i show off my ice"



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[soupey]

buckkkkkkkkkkkkkkteeeeeeeetttttttttth
hahahahhahahahahha

[A790]

Originally posted by JordanEG6



psssh is that all you got

"YOUR GAY, dj_rice
you ain't nice
lets play some dice
while i show off my ice"



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I was like damn!,
this kids the man!
showing off his skills,
beating out some kills
gonna be a rapstar,
gonna go real far.
So UH, yea, like UH, yea
... and then going on for 5 minutes about hoes and escalades.

[Goblin]

fo sheezy my young jeezy,

we should have beyond rap battles ahaha

show dem how we white boys do. (and asians, east indians, etc. on this board.)

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by Goblin
fo sheezy my young jeezy,

we should have beyond rap battles ahaha

show dem how we white boys do. (and asians, east indians, etc. on this board.)


Asians will own you...
I chop you down like kung fu...
Oh what..You like poo...
Sorry, that I dont do
I'll throw it on you like goo,
then make your mama say moo


And I'm out...
:werd:

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by JordanEG6



psssh is that all you got

"YOUR GAY, dj_rice
you ain't nice
lets play some dice
while i show off my ice"



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Haha You drive a Neon,
You must be some sorta peon
You also drive a Honda,
Your gf dont look like no Jane Fonda
I am dj_rice
Better back off before I splice


And I'm out like that...:werd:

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally posted by dj_rice

Your gf dont look like no Jane Fonda

http://www.rightvoices.com/images/celebs/fonda.jpg

I'm not quite certian how that's a diss. :rofl:

[Bill Cosby]

lol

those raps is wack son

awww sheeet

holleration

[likwid]

LOL

"You suck Boes, along with Hoes"

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by dj_rice


Haha You drive a Neon,
You must be some sorta peon
You also drive a Honda,
Your gf dont look like no Jane Fonda
I am dj_rice
Better back off before I splice


And I'm out like that...:werd:


i drive your mom, you drive a 240 KA24
you shift from 1st to 2nd, while i bang on her back door
dj_rice stands for DICK jockey
and rice is what us azn's eat while the white kids play hockey
and yeah i drive a neon, it brings me all the bitches
and if you diss my neon type r, you'll wake up with 10 stitches

and IM out like that...:werd: to yo mother

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by BerserkerCatSplat


http://www.rightvoices.com/images/celebs/fonda.jpg

I'm not quite certian how that's a diss. :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Its the only thing that I could think of that rhymed with Honda

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by JordanEG6



i drive your mom, you drive a 240 KA24
you shift from 1st to 2nd, while i bang on her back door
dj_rice stands for DICK jockey
and rice is what us azn's eat while the white kids play hockey
and yeah i drive a neon, it brings me all the bitches
and if you diss my neon type r, you'll wake up with 10 stitches

and IM out like that...:werd: to yo mother

Since I'm bored..here goes..


This goes out to you JordanEG6
Sit down and listen while I spit out this mix
Heres $10, go down to 3rd Ave and get your fix
Better recognize, cuz you aint want none of this
Cause I got so much rhymes I'm sure I cant miss
I'm so crazy, I got to take a piss
So what, you drive a B16A :rofl:
My KA24DE-T will ruin your day
Take your chance, if you may
But just know that your ride is GAY


:werd: to your sista

[/////AMG]

that was gaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Bill Cosby]

Damn you phoney eminem wannabes
Your raps are just about as good as justin t's
I'll tell you two like i told your moms when they were on their knees
Bitch shut the fuck up and keep on sucking please

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by dj_rice


Since I'm bored..here goes..


This goes out to you JordanEG6
Sit down and listen while I spit out this mix
Heres $10, go down to 3rd Ave and get your fix
Better recognize, cuz you aint want none of this
Cause I got so much rhymes I'm sure I cant miss
I'm so crazy, I got to take a piss
So what, you drive a B16A :rofl:
My KA24DE-T will ruin your day
Take your chance, if you may
But just know that your ride is GAY


:werd: to your sista


i'm not gunna stand back, not with out a fight
i took that 10 dollars, it went to your mom for tonight
and you really think you can mess with JordanEG?
you cant rhyme, i've heard better ones on tree house TV
yeah i drive the b16, and ill put you to the test
but boost is gay, like EK 2.0 says, N/A is best!
so please do respond and see who clinches first
so take down this lesson, pull that pen n' pad outta your purse






Originally posted by Bill Cosby
Damn you phoney eminem wannabes
Your raps are just about as good as justin t's
I'll tell you two like i told your moms when they were on their knees
Bitch shut the fuck up and keep on sucking please

now this no name newb trying to waste my time
when hes the only phony that has the stupids rhymes
you sound like justin T looks real bad,
but if they stand you and him together, it makes YOU look sad
and your MY bitch so, unzip and get down on the floor
and me and dj_rice dont have moms, me and him share yours!



:werd: to your aunt

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by JordanEG6



i'm not gunna stand back, not with out a fight
i took that 10 dollars, it went to your mom for tonight
and you really think you can mess with JordanEG?
you cant rhyme, i've heard better ones on tree house TV
yeah i drive the b16, and ill put you to the test
but boost is gay, like EK 2.0 says, N/A is best!
so please do respond and see who clinches first
so take down this lesson, pull that pen n' pad outta your purse







now this no name newb trying to waste my time
when hes the only phony that has the stupids rhymes
you sound like justin T looks real bad,
but if they stand you and him together, it makes YOU look sad
and your MY bitch so, unzip and get down on the floor
and me and dj_rice dont have moms, me and him share yours!



:werd: to your aunt


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Checkmate lol......and Bill Cosby...U GOT OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNED and by an asian.. :drama:

[Bill Cosby]

that owange was an honour

[Bill Cosby]

TeamCrewcial what the fuck is that
Your skills are comparable to the vision of a bat
I look bad standing next to Justin T?
You look a lot worse standing right next to me!

Losing to an asian, wow that looks bad
but im not gonna sweat it, im not even mad
that was round one, this is round two
im gonna run my 0 tread summer tires right over you

Dodge Neon Type R?.. is that even a car?
Thats the funniest thing that ive heard by far
But im not gonna hate it
cuz you've already been degraded
one a scale of one to a million yer not even rated

:werd: to your cousin twice removed

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by Bill Cosby
TeamCrewcial what the fuck is that
Your skills are comparable to the vision of a bat
I look bad standing next to Justin T?
You look a lot worse standing right next to me!

Losing to an asian, wow that looks bad
but im not gonna sweat it, im not even mad
that was round one, this is round two
im gonna run my 0 tread summer tires right over you

Dodge Neon Type R?.. is that even a car?
Thats the funniest thing that ive heard by far
But im not gonna hate it
cuz you've already been degraded
one a scale of one to a million yer not even rated

:werd: to your cousin twice removed


This is round three, im just getting started
i can't beleive you challenged me punk, are you retarded?
not a wide decision, now you look like a fool
worse than carfanman when he dropped out of school

teamcrewcial is the click that shows up at your door
now your moms gotta explain why my SKEET's on your floor
yeah you lost to an asain, damn thats a cuss
like TeamCrewcial turning your EP3 in your moms bang bus

Now you better think twice before steppin to the champ
now run along little boy, you'll be late for fag camp
now lets call a truce, no hatin, dont be mad
cuz since im bangin your mom, you can now call me 'dad'



:werd: to your mother i just banged

[BerserkerCatSplat]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That's some amazing stuff, guys!

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by JordanEG6



This is round three, im just getting started
i can't beleive you challenged me punk, are you retarded?
not a wide decision, now you look like a fool
worse than carfanman when he dropped out of school

teamcrewcial is the click that shows up at your door
now your moms gotta explain why my SKEET's on your floor
yeah you lost to an asain, damn thats a cuss
like TeamCrewcial turning your EP3 in your moms bang bus

Now you better think twice before steppin to the champ
now run along little boy, you'll be late for fag camp
now lets call a truce, no hatin, dont be mad
cuz since im bangin your mom, you can now call me 'dad'



:werd: to your mother i just banged


Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned

:thumbsup:

[stevieo]

eat shit and die
ill laugh and eat pie
ya homies from the west
peace out gunit!

[Bill Cosby]

You keep talking bout my mom, like i aint gonna snap back
congratulations shes dead now you're a necrophiliac
3 times, 4 times, maybe even more
are you proud you fucked her on the morgue floor?

Im a little confused.. whyde you skip to round 3?
is it because the little problem when you pee?
Gonorrea or whatever it might be?
I guess you got it from my mom who died of STDs

my mental capacity is probably a little low
but its not my fault, i drank your moms flow
crunk juice is what i call it, it tastes so sweet
i even mixed it with your floor skeet

Call me the white bizzaire is it absurd
that i enjoy vasoline with a side of turds
Teamcrewcials at my door and i laugh
its just a cow, maybe only a calf
6 nipples 3 on the left 3 on the right
Jordan is that you suckin em all night?

Your right i am late for fag camp
at least i dont think of rosie o donnel and get damp
so farewell to you my asian friend
you just got owned drop the soap and bend

:werd: to the dead fetus attatched to your head

ps no hard feelings im just bored on a saturday afternoon

[HuMz]

Originally posted by JordanEG6





now lets call a truce, no hatin, dont be mad
cuz since im bangin your mom, you can now call me 'dad'





:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JordanEG6]

your moms dead? damn i thought she was just boring
i read the paper while fucking, just to keep me from snoring
we banged on the morgue floor, so whats in it for me?
its JordanEG6, im your father, Bill Cosby

You shouldnt be surpised, no worries, i am half black
that explains my HUGE 9 inches shoved up your moms ass crack
you licked my juice off the floor to quench your gay thirst
stick your head in your moms ass, wait, lemme take my dick out first

your not a quitter, thats what i like about you
now its time for your ass to come say 'Hi' to my shoe
you moms legs open up and greet me HELLO
hey Bill Cosby...... i have my spoon in her JELL-O!


PS. no worries, im bored at work :D

[schurchill39]

:rofl: soooo funny i am in tears.

Lets get the beyond DJ's to mix up a beat and record it. All were missing is a verse from Leo

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by JordanEG6
your moms dead? damn i thought she was just boring
i read the paper while fucking, just to keep me from snoring
we banged on the morgue floor, so whats in it for me?
its JordanEG6, im your father, Bill Cosby

You shouldnt be surpised, no worries, i am half black
that explains my HUGE 9 inches shoved up your moms ass crack
you licked my juice off the floor to quench your gay thirst
stick your head in your moms ass, wait, lemme take my dick out first

your not a quitter, thats what i like about you
now its time for your ass to come say 'Hi' to my shoe
you moms legs open up and greet me HELLO
hey Bill Cosby...... i have my spoon in her JELL-O!


PS. no worries, im bored at work :D

Shit yo...You got some skills son...You must be Chinese...I'm Vietnamese therefore I cannot rap, unless you want me to break out some rhymes in Viet..:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Du May Mi!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by dj_rice


Shit yo...You got some skills son...You must be Chinese...I'm Vietnamese therefore I cannot rap, unless you want me to break out some rhymes in Viet..:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Du May Mi!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL im actually filipino :D

[A790]

Woah woah woah, what the fuck just went down?
Why all the hate whenever I'm not around?
No need to yell, bitch, and scream,
Cause damn man, that's just plain mean.
You guys are friends, right, so let me digress,
Show a little respect, a bit of kindness.

I can't impress you when screaming myself,
So instead I'ma show you the ONLY true wealth.
Smile here, appear there, wherever you be,
I laugh 'cause all your friends know me.
There's not a place where I feel lonely,
I got buds in ALL of the 403.

Whenever I roll you hear the turbo split,
You see me for a second man, that's it.
Once it spools, hormones hit the brain,
'cause Whenver I cruise, it's 94 octane.
The blowoff attracts all sorts of attention,
and that exhaust deserves an honorable mention.

No need to bitch about my mom,
cause trust me, she's never done wrong.
That woman's a saint,
Her image I'd never want to taint.
And unlike some, I respect yours too,
That's why whenever I'm around she calls me boo ;)


So... be happy :)

[RB25DET]

Originally posted by JordanEG6
You shouldnt be surpised, no worries, i am half black
that explains my HUGE 9 inches shoved up your moms ass crack


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by A790
Woah woah woah, what the fuck just went down?
Why all the hate whenever I'm not around?
No need to yell, bitch, and scream,
Cause damn man, that's just plain mean.
You guys are friends, right, so let me digress,
Show a little respect, a bit of kindness.

I can't impress you when screaming myself,
So instead I'ma show you the ONLY true wealth.
Smile here, appear there, wherever you be,
I laugh 'cause all your friends know me.
There's not a place where I feel lonely,
I got buds in ALL of the 403.

Whenever I roll you hear the turbo split,
You see me for a second man, that's it.
Once it spools, hormones hit the brain,
'cause Whenver I cruise, it's 94 octane.
The blowoff attracts all sorts of attention,
and that exhaust deserves an honorable mention.

No need to bitch about my mom,
cause trust me, she's never done wrong.
That woman's a saint,
Her image I'd never want to taint.
And unlike some, I respect yours too,
That's why whenever I'm around she calls me boo ;)


So... be happy :)

im sorry to be mean, but ill be frank
no need to to come and preech, cuz your shit stank
ill yell and scream, when ever i please
cuz your mom does the same when shes down on her knees

when you diss my mom, ill catch you off guard
yeah your moms a saint...shes a saint bernard
slobbering on my cock, she gives me a huge smile
and when shes bent over takin it, its down like doggy style

but thats okay, im not hatin on you
'cause im only here to tell you whats true
and i never heard my mom even call you 'boo'
thats just what she yells after shes done with you
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


:D

[likwid]

this thread is getting gayer than the video

[ex1z7]

Nothing is gayer then that video. This thread is entertaining ;) the video was torture.

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by JordanEG6



when you diss my mom, ill catch you off guard
yeah your moms a saint...shes a saint bernard



:D


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[403Gemini]

why would they make a video which is totally poking fun at the slower minds of the mentally handicapped? like common, kids like that kid with the glasses dont exist unless
a.) they're mentally challenged
or
b.) his dad married his sister, which strange enough, is also his mother.

well.... i guess they could be from column b ;)

[A790]

Originally posted by JordanEG6


im sorry to be mean, but ill be frank
no need to to come and preech, cuz your shit stank
ill yell and scream, when ever i please
cuz your mom does the same when shes down on her knees

when you diss my mom, ill catch you off guard
yeah your moms a saint...shes a saint bernard
slobbering on my cock, she gives me a huge smile
and when shes bent over takin it, its down like doggy style

but thats okay, im not hatin on you
'cause im only here to tell you whats true
and i never heard my mom even call you 'boo'
thats just what she yells after shes done with you
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


:D

My shit might suck, but yours just blows.
No need to ask, cause everyone knows.
I'm come around looking to make peace,
And you continue, refusing to cease.
I don't get it, and I don't think I will,
But whatever man, cause I fit that bill.

I think this is fun, just some game,
And that's just fine, but you're shit's lame.
Shut your mouth, no one cares,
It's like a black market, come show off your wares.
You're a broke ass, half black fuck,
I aint racist, you just suck.

And I loved your mom, cause she was gentle,
When I put it in her ass, she went mental.
The age difference explains a thing or two,
You think you know your father, but do you?
Take a gander, have a look-see,
And you'll figure it out, it's not what it seems.

My sperm, her egg, makes one little boy,
And I don't give a fuck, you're just a toy.
A little gross, that's true,
but to make one, it takes two.
Before you go off, let me say one word,
"Used", now is that absurd?

(Nice twist on the saint, BTW. I had to wait till I was done laughing to respond).

[Bill Cosby]

ill respond after free ad deadline buhahah

[A790]

Originally posted by A790


My shit might suck, but yours just blows.
No need to ask, cause everyone knows.
I'm come around looking to make peace,
And you continue, refusing to cease.
I don't get it, and I don't think I will,
But whatever man, cause I fit that bill.

I think this is fun, just some game,
And that's just fine, but you're shit's lame.
Shut your mouth, no one cares,
It's like a black market, come show off your wares.
You're a broke ass, half black fuck,
I aint racist, you just suck.

And I loved your mom, cause she was gentle,
When I put it in her ass, she went mental.
The age difference explains a thing or two,
You think you know your father, but do you?
Take a gander, have a look-see,
And you'll figure it out, it's not what it seems.

My sperm, her egg, makes one little boy,
And I don't give a fuck, you're just a toy.
A little gross, that's true,
but to make one, it takes two.
Before you go off, let me say one word,
"Used", now is that absurd?

(Nice twist on the saint, BTW. I had to wait till I was done laughing to respond).

So I look at this when I'm sober, and I wonder what else I did last night I'm not aware of...

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by A790


So I look at this when I'm sober, and I wonder what else I did last night I'm not aware of...

:rofl:

okay i wasnt gonna snap back, but i have no choice
sorry i took so long, i was getting your mom moist
yeah this shit is fun, its like playing a game
but nothins like bangin your mom, shit, it aint the same

'cause everyone knows your mom demands satisfaction
i took her away for days like she was missing in action
you wanna try to make peace, im sorry, life aint fair
grab 25 cents and phone someone who cares

25cents thats how much your moms worth
her pussy's so loose, it was already open during child birth
during that day she gave birth to some chump
named A790 who was more retarded than forest gump

you put it in her ass, she went mental, yeah i bet
if shes banging on the wall yelling "is it in yet?!"
your moms got more clicks than a car from a rental
and her pussy is more beat up than your 1990 Ford Tempo

[Bill Cosby]

i think im in love :love:

[codo]

Love is sensation-
Caused by temptation-
To feel penetration-
A guy sticks his location in a girls location-
To increase the population for the next generation-
Did you get my explanation...
or do you need a demonstartion?




:dunno: :dunno:

oh well that was a weak last post before i go anyways be back in two weeks lata

[Bill Cosby]

you got it twisted
are you limp wristed
boy you are a digrace
you keep messin round ill knock you down
punch you in your china face

you keep talking bout poppin dicks in mouth
but did you forget ya got nothing down south
you must be dreaming about creaming
or is my glaze over your eyes messing with your seein

then we got A790 who cant even rhyme
ive heard better disses from an ape on a vine
throwin their shit a whatever passes
i bet you're a geeky ass dork with broken glasses

Driving a Ford wow thats classy
now you got Clamedia ew thats nasty
Infected through sexual relations with Jordan
you need to ration your anal stop hording

25 cents what payphone doya use?
i thought it was 35 get off the booze
sittin in an alley drinking your worries away
you're just about as useless as a limp wristed gay

Queer eye for the straight guy is your favourite program
You rap like rump roast, i prefer ham
You got a big black cock are you proud
i can go to malls you're not allowed
because you are a theif and its the truth
ill slip my dick through the gap in your tooth

im not tryna slander
well maybe i am
but at least you arent from afghanistan
now this may seem pointless in time youll see
that what you are drinking is not tea

I am your father this and that
my name is Bill Cosby and yes im Black
so if you ever wonder why your lips are so big
its because little boy you are a nig


:cry:

i dont even understand what i wrote there

:werd: to my demise

[JordanEG6]

this wont be long, it'll be short and sweet
i dont diss you too bad, so you can stay on your feet
and im not chinese, i got a huge palm
and i also got more than 3 inches to feed your mom

dont mean to be racist, i just think its funny
just stop with the rhymes, ill bribe you with money
take your rhymes and record so you can hear it
hear yourself get owned by such garbage lyrics

your black and sayin "I" have big lips? you shouldnt talk
your lips are big enough to shovel my sidewalk
your sayin a790 cant rhyme, look whos talkin'
for a black dude, your pathetic, turn around and keep walkin'

[A790]

Originally posted by JordanEG6


:rofl:

okay i wasnt gonna snap back, but i have no choice
sorry i took so long, i was getting your mom moist
yeah this shit is fun, its like playing a game
but nothins like bangin your mom, shit, it aint the same

'cause everyone knows your mom demands satisfaction
i took her away for days like she was missing in action
you wanna try to make peace, im sorry, life aint fair
grab 25 cents and phone someone who cares

25cents thats how much your moms worth
her pussy's so loose, it was already open during child birth
during that day she gave birth to some chump
named A790 who was more retarded than forest gump

you put it in her ass, she went mental, yeah i bet
if shes banging on the wall yelling "is it in yet?!"
your moms got more clicks than a car from a rental
and her pussy is more beat up than your 1990 Ford Tempo

har har har

Take that dirty mouth and shove it up your ass,
Sit down and think, maybe come up with some class.
You've done the mom thing, beaten it to hell,
We've all been with yours, or could you not tell?

Now you're hatin on my beater, but hey that's cool,
Cause come spring, you'll be left behind like a fool.
"ooh look at him, it's JordanEG6!
I heard he was real kinky like, all domanatrix".

Oh Jordan, one question, about the car,
What in the fuck is a Neon Type R?
Are you one of those guys, decked out in APC?
Cause if so, man, you're real classy.

I've heard you in the backroom, "come on, in my ass baby"
"How many fingers, two, three... four, maybe?"
Cosby kiss my ass, I'm twice the man you are.
Now that I think of it, so's my car.

I don't even wear glasses, let alone ones that are broken.
That was dumbest, lamest, piece of shit ever spoken.
And about the rest, what's with the tea?
What the fuck was that, trying to offend me?

Look at yourself, saying I can't rhyme?
Man shut the fuck up, stop wasting my time.
At least Jordan here can throw down a punch,
Man I can hear your ego... crick, crack, CRUNCH!

Just so we're clear, cause I'd hate to be mistaken.
It's not you that's dumb, just the mistakes that your makin.
Most rap is by black guys, with the exception of you.
As my little brother would say, "ewwww, pooo!"

One thing I will say, that's guaranteed to be true.
Is that when a guy's braggin about his dick, he's half the size of you.
So keep on talkin Jordan, You we wont mock,
Now we all know the size of your micro-cock.

My disses are lame? Fuck, like I care.
I'm like the rock, takin ya down with the stare!
I beat your lyrically and aesthetically,
hell, even cosmetically.

Like that's enough, just wait, there's more!
I just banged ALL OF YOUR MOM'S, behind my closed doors.
Jordan's was just nasty, but that's fine with me.
Cosby's just sucked, but she's good eye candy.

Stop coming off like with your gangta rap,
Cause honestly, it sounds like complete crap.
So I'm done with this chapter, I'm closing the book.
Maybe this time you'll read it, give it a second look.

:angel:

[Bill Cosby]

:love:

hahahaha this is fun im getting owned left and right

[JordanEG6]

a790,

open up that book, its time for a different chapter
it's another opportunity to own another "rapper"
i keep telling people this, it aint always what it seems
for JordanEG6 to rip up this scene

my neon type R brings in all the ladies
my plastic spinner hubcaps will make em spin 180s :bigpimp:
dont diss the neon, its just my winter car
my mugen power's parked, so now i got mopar!

lets stop all this dissin, i dont wanna sound like a jerk
im tired of owning you while im bored here at work
so please stop writing rhymes, this thing aint for you
shouldnt you be in a sweat shop, making my nike shoes?

ive done the mom thing, its getting too old
like you punks trying to phase me, but your still gettin told
my lyrics arent even close to what you call gangsta rap
no escalades or thuggin here, just me tolerating your crap

i read your lyrics, your just cramping my style
your no b rabbit, your not from 8mile
everyone on this thread thinks your lyrics are lame
and they know that JordanEG6 is the king of this game



:D

[Bill Cosby]

I am Impregnable ill eat your babies
Im not mike tyson, but i sure do have rabies
Forget my name already? it rhymes with wosby
Meet your maker bitch my names bill Cosby
You bitches are killing me with your lyrical whips
but im killing you both with the size of my dick

I whip it out, you thought its a gun
but its not even hard im just having fun
skeet skeet skeet always landing in your eyes Not at your feet
i play at it like its a drum, beat beat beeat

Your education is lackluster
you gobble up cock like a dirtbuster
pathetic, sad skill-less please
the best position for you is on your knees

ive seen rodents with bigger brains than yours
your like a peach without the core
hairy on the outside and juicy within
add the fact that you have one arm one fin

Now i know this is pretty short but its to the point
why cant we all get along blaze a joint

[A790]

Alright alright, I'll admit,
When it comes to moms, Jordan's got me licked.
You've got some skill,
But where's the thrill?

You keep trying to bring me down,
It won't happen, stop bein a clown.
You're just mad, not gettin any action?
Cause like Benni Bassi, you can't get your satisfaction.

Bill, I thought you learned your lesson.
Here I am, again, digressin.
Don't brag about your dick,
We know it's small, a little itty-bitty prick.

Education comes in my many forms,
Yours is just without the norms.
I got money on the mind, and time after time,
I just kick back, all of this comes on someone else's dime.

This is giving me a real thrill,
I will admit it, I'm having a good time.
But, like a high-school fire drill,
It's way past its prime.

So some kids can't rap, and now we're gunning for each other.
Hell, in Jordans case, 90% is about someones mother.
Cosby's goin off like some mental case,
Probably because his lips take up half his face!

Me? I'm a clean shaven, educated guy,
Just ask your girl, she thinks I'm real fly.
I'm just about havin a good time, pokin some fun
At least there's two opponents, better than none.

So thanks guys, you should bow out.
'Cause like Guiness, I'm extra stout.
We've all had our chance to spit a few,
but in the end I win, not you.



:poosie:

[JordanEG6]

Bill,

Bill who? sorry i forgot the name
your rhymes are so hurtin, i thought you fell off this game
dont type anymore, its for your own sake
im surprised you still standing form all the beatings you take

this'll be short 'cause your just too easy
your like cheap chick flicks, stop being cheesy
with your lame ass rhymes, wachoo trying to prove?
with every leap i make, you try and barely move

im at the top of the hill, get down on your knees
i make bitches split traffic, like moses splitted the seas
you'll hear the people screaming when i come near
like the greatest Ali said, "the CHAMP IS HERE"

bown down to the king, 'cause i got you shook
look! this bill cosby's HALF of a half-way crook
now you know who i am, so take my advice
just stop trying, stop and be smart like dj_rice

:angel:

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by A790




So some kids can't rap, and now we're gunning for each other.
Hell, in Jordans case, 90% is about someones mother.
Cosby's goin off like some mental case,
Probably because his lips take up half his face!


:poosie:


:rofl:

[Bill Cosby]

Originally posted by JordanEG6
Bill,

Bill who? sorry i forgot the name
your rhymes are so hurtin, i thought you fell off this game
dont type anymore, its for your own sake
im surprised you still standing form all the beatings you take

this'll be short 'cause your just too easy
your like cheap chick flicks, stop being cheesy
with your lame ass rhymes, wachoo trying to prove?
with every leap i make, you try and barely move

im at the top of the hill, get down on your knees
i make bitches split traffic, like moses splitted the seas
you'll hear the people screaming when i come near
like the greatest Ali said, "the CHAMP IS HERE"

bown down to the king, 'cause i got you shook
look! this bill cosby's HALF of a half-way crook
now you know who i am, so take my advice
just stop trying, stop and be smart like dj_rice

:angel:

PWND

HIGHLARIOUS

[Bill Cosby]

J - E - L - L - O

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by JordanEG6


now you know who i am, so take my advice
just stop trying, stop and be smart like dj_rice

:angel:



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :guns: :guns:

OH what....U dont want none of this....I'll drop it like its hot...

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by dj_rice




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :guns: :guns:

OH what....U dont want none of this....I'll drop it like its hot...


what? i said you were smart :dunno: :rofl:

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by JordanEG6



what? i said you were smart :dunno: :rofl:

LOL...uh huhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I think you were implying something else....just gimme a week, so I can contact some rappers and then I'll be back to show you whats up... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[A790]

Originally posted by JordanEG6
Bill,

Bill who? sorry i forgot the name
your rhymes are so hurtin, i thought you fell off this game
dont type anymore, its for your own sake
im surprised you still standing form all the beatings you take

this'll be short 'cause your just too easy
your like cheap chick flicks, stop being cheesy
with your lame ass rhymes, wachoo trying to prove?
with every leap i make, you try and barely move

im at the top of the hill, get down on your knees
i make bitches split traffic, like moses splitted the seas
you'll hear the people screaming when i come near
like the greatest Ali said, "the CHAMP IS HERE"

bown down to the king, 'cause i got you shook
look! this bill cosby's HALF of a half-way crook
now you know who i am, so take my advice
just stop trying, stop and be smart like dj_rice

:angel:

I'm sorry to tell you, but you hit like a girl.
So go stand in front of a mirror, and give your hair a new twirl.
Stop comin off like you're higher than me,
you're probably nothing more than some kid 5'3.

I've never rapped before, and I never will again.
How about we race, Spilner, like two grown men?
Check out out, Jordan just ordered 3 T66 turbo's!
Too fuckin bad his car's still slower than most turtles!

And hey, I'm not offended, hell I'm even glad.
You still read my rhymes, so they can't be THAT bad.
I'm here to waste your time, especially at work,
By the way, your new boss- I hear he's a real jerk.

Something about beyond just gives me the chills,
When I read your posts, I laugh so hard it kills.
But I will admit that this has all been a fair trade,
I made the cut, and you didn't make the grade.

All this bullshit you're speaking is makin me laugh,
Cause you'll never like me, not even half.
And just one more piece of advice I'll bequeeth,
Here's a mirror, there's something brown in your teeth!

[Bill Cosby]

bequeeth

bahahahahahah

[JordanEG6]

Punched in at work, now I'm in the lyrical zone
swingin' my lyrical punches, breakin' your lyrical bones
while your throwin your stones, i'm haulin' my sticks
your mistaken silly rabbit, your shitty tricks are for kids

i can tell you never rapped before, cuz your last one licks
yeah im not 5'3", they call me Royce Da 5'6"
lets all grab a spoon with all that BS your feeding
sorry i cant see through all your bullshit im reading

running out of rhymes? not much of a visionary?
WTF is bequeeth? did you use a dictionary?
this goes to to show your rhyming skills are weak
coming up with lame ass words while you keep flapping your beak

ill show how its done and what really lies beneath
without searching google to find what rhymes with 'teeth'
i'll never be like you, thats the only shit you say true
'cause i know ill never be even half the woman as you

[A790]

I don't need to google to know a nice word,
Just what us smart people have, not for use by you turds.
You're not half a woman, apparntly not a man either.
So I guess you're out of options, cause you've left us with neither.

Since bequeath was too complicated, I'll pass this one on down
"Hey dumbass check it out, your fucking mouth is brown".
There you go, a line you could understand,
Stop yelling "Take me out, I'm pretty", Like Franz Ferdinand.

One thing I've seen about Jordan EG,
is that this guys currput, he's lacking morally.
All he ever does is brag about his erection,
hell, he'd probably fuck your mom while shes havin a c-section.

He's swingin a lyricall punch, calling the strikes like an ump.
In his little world maybe, but he's just being a dumbass chump.
This whole image he's got going, is nothing more than a front.
Cause underneath it all, we all know your some dumb cunt.

Pardon me if I forgot three inches, I guess you short people really care.
So instead of staring at my knees, its now my pubic hair.
Being eight inches taller than you, I see everything more clear,
In your case, I could tell from 20 feet away that you're way to goddamn queer.

Your punches are swung and lost, you've missed every one.
I just hold my arm out, and just like that, like magic you're outdone.
You can't touch me, I'm much too big for that.
I'm like a tyrannosaurus rex, and you're just a lab rat.

[Sabs]

Holy shit, I've gotta admit
Both your guys's ryhmes are pretty adequate.