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I hope thats not a 'racist' term!
Where can I find a menorah? I'm really stumped as to where I can find one.
GTS Jeff
12-21-2005, 01:04 AM
haha
urbannomad
12-21-2005, 01:33 AM
maybe at your local synagogue? :dunno:
I'm looking for more of a "Jewish mega supply store"
Hash_man
12-21-2005, 01:51 AM
^^ Lol... don't really exist... And "jews" isnt really racist using it in your context... but try not to use it.
Umm... If you go to the Calgary Jewish Centre on 90th Ave and 14st SW they have a small shop inside.
rahim
12-21-2005, 01:51 AM
http://www.judaica-mall.com/menorah.htm
12 pages worth
Yeah Ifound lots online but I am looking for local.
Calgary Jewish Center thanks I'll call them.
James
12-21-2005, 02:52 AM
lol, im still laughin at the fact that you thought it might be racist, yet still used it! fawk....just cause they can get away with it on south park dosnt mean its cool.:rofl:....got any jewish jokes?
Originally posted by James
lol, im still laughin at the fact that you thought it might be racist, yet still used it!
I actually really didn't care, but edited it in after I figured I'd rather get some jew menorah info rather than a bunch of hate posts!
Oh also, before I posted this I googled 'where to find minora' and hit "i'm feeling lucky" and ended up here (http://www.clitical.com/anatomy/minor.php). Also quite informative!
handsomebassman
12-21-2005, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by szw
Oh also, before I posted this I googled 'where to find minora' and hit "i'm feeling lucky" and ended up here (http://www.clitical.com/anatomy/minor.php). Also quite informative!
Haha, oh the human body, what a laugh:rofl:
Pee_Sack
12-21-2005, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by James
got any jewish jokes?
soooo many but i dont feel like having this turn into a huge 10 page anti-racism flame war.
Let us know how much of a discount you worked them down to.
GTS Jeff
12-21-2005, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Ben
Let us know how much of a discount you worked them down to. Yes, and when you haggle with them, be sure to work in the phrase, "hey don't jew me now, jew."
2000_SI
12-21-2005, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Ben
Let us know how much of a discount you worked them down to.
OMG....hahaha
I couldnt stop laughing when I saw the title of this thread, and that comment made it even better:thumbsup:
Neil4Speed
12-21-2005, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by GTS Jeff
Yes, and when you haggle with them, be sure to work in the phrase, "hey don't jew me now, jew."
Hahahahahha :rofl:
finboy
12-21-2005, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Ben
Let us know how much of a discount you worked them down to.
Originally posted by GTS Jeff
Yes, and when you haggle with them, be sure to work in the phrase, "hey don't jew me now, jew."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
dave101
12-21-2005, 11:31 AM
ahahahahhaha love this thread!:thumbsup:
Hash_man
12-21-2005, 12:50 PM
Yes, and when you haggle with them, be sure to work in the phrase, "hey don't jew me now, jew."
:thumbsdow :thumbsdow STFU... I think the mods should close this thread before it gets out of hand.
Sharpie
12-21-2005, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Hash_man
:thumbsdow :thumbsdow STFU... I think the mods should close this thread before it gets out of hand.
Comeon the guy is just looking for some jewish advice
dericer
12-21-2005, 01:00 PM
So let me get this straight.,...making fun of Jesus :thumbsup:
Jews :thumbsdow
Got to make sure I remember that.
Primer_Drift
12-21-2005, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by dericer
So let me get this straight.,...making fun of Jesus :thumbsup:
Jews :thumbsdow
Got to make sure I remember that.
Jesus was a jew:rofl:
dave101
12-21-2005, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Primer_Drift
Jesus was a jew:rofl:
so basically.......he just dissed jesus!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!!!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!!
GTS Jeff
12-21-2005, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Hash_man
:thumbsdow :thumbsdow STFU... I think the mods should close this thread before it gets out of hand. WTF man, are you offended or something? Lighten the hell up, jokes are just jokes. Like just cuz someone makes a joke about baking the cake doesn't actually mean they're anti-semitites. It's just extremely tasteless yet funny.
finboy
12-21-2005, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Hash_man
:thumbsdow :thumbsdow STFU... I think the mods should close this thread before it gets out of hand.
simmer down :rolleyes:
RSeXy
12-21-2005, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by szw
I actually really didn't care, but edited it in after I figured I'd rather get some jew menorah info rather than a bunch of hate posts!
Oh also, before I posted this I googled 'where to find minora' and hit "i'm feeling lucky" and ended up here (http://www.clitical.com/anatomy/minor.php). Also quite informative!
That's funny that you got that link, b/c jews place a very important emphasis on sex.
jaysas_63
12-21-2005, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by finboy
simmer down :rolleyes:
whenever i hear those words, all i can think of is:
Cheri Oteri as Nadine:
Simmah down nah!
:rofl:
GTS Jeff
12-21-2005, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by RSeXy
That's funny that you got that link, b/c jews place a very important emphasis on sex. And saving money. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
RB25DET
12-21-2005, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by GTS Jeff
And saving money. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Ok...lets send this thread to ask leo....
Q: Why do the shower heads at Auschwitz have 11 holes??
Ill let someone answer it.....
BerserkerCatSplat
12-21-2005, 03:26 PM
Oh, boy, now the floodgates have opened... :rofl:
2000_SI
12-21-2005, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by RB25DET
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Ok...lets send this thread to ask leo....
Q: Why do the shower heads at Auschwitz have 11 holes??
Ill let someone answer it.....
Someone answer this!
The suspence is killing me...:rofl:
Whats a jewish woman's favorite wine?
I want a Mercedes! I want a Mercedes!
:D
SinisterProbeGt
12-21-2005, 03:38 PM
Why do they have big noses?
Air is FREE.
RB25DET
12-21-2005, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by 2000_SI
Someone answer this!
Jews only have 10 fingers
01RedDX
12-21-2005, 04:09 PM
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bORAT
12-21-2005, 04:13 PM
In my country there is a problem. And that problem is the Jew. They take everybody money. And they never give it back.
HRD2PLZ
12-21-2005, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX
Thats funny cause Asians aren't known for being cheap or loving money :rolleyes:
:rofl: :werd: I can admit to that. However... if its something I want (a material item) I will splurge :D
finboy
12-21-2005, 04:34 PM
c'moooooon 10 page thread :rofl:
Hash_man
12-21-2005, 04:51 PM
In my country there is a problem. And that problem is the Jew. They take everybody money. And they never give it back.
Ah yes... Ali G is jewish too lol.
FUCK OFF MY THREAD GUYS ALL I WANT IS A MENORAH
2000_SI
12-21-2005, 04:55 PM
:hijack:
finboy
12-21-2005, 04:58 PM
http://bethisraelworc.org/Raw_pics/Purim%202002-5762/02250045_w.jpg
the jew man group :D
01RedDX
12-21-2005, 05:07 PM
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GTS Jeff
12-21-2005, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX
Thats funny cause Asians aren't known for being cheap or loving money :rolleyes:
If you want to make chink jokes or whatever, go start a thread about it.
01RedDX
12-21-2005, 05:29 PM
.
Originally posted by 01RedDX
That's a great idea. I will title the thread "chinks" and then I will ask where I can buy bamboo.
Thats a guaranteed 10 page thread right there!
2000_SI
12-21-2005, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX
That's a great idea. I will title the thread "chinks" and then I will ask where I can buy bamboo.
It would probably be better if you asked where you could buy rice...
Sharpie
12-21-2005, 05:52 PM
Whats the difference betweens Jews and Pizza?
Pizzas dont scream when they go into the oven.
finboy
12-21-2005, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX
That's a great idea. I will title the thread "chinks" and then I will ask where I can buy bamboo.
or ask if they can build you a railroad :rofl:
seer_claw
12-21-2005, 05:59 PM
rolfmao. :rofl: :rofl: This thread went downhill fast.
BerserkerCatSplat
12-21-2005, 06:40 PM
This is a terrible thread! :rofl:
How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.
l8braker
12-21-2005, 06:42 PM
I heard that there is a new top-of-the-line German oven on the market now..
Seats 12.
hampstor
12-21-2005, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by SinisterProbeGt
Why do they have big noses?
Air is FREE.
haha the best was when Benyl's dad told me this one at work infront of like 20 customers :rofl:
natejj
12-21-2005, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Sharpie
Whats the difference betweens Jews and Pizza?
Pizzas dont scream when they go into the oven.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
I gave up and ordered one off ebay! I won't get it in time for Christmas though....i mean...
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