Talk to santa

[Carfanman]

this is actually funny. I started talking for the hell of it, but I quickly became amused. This santa has an attitude.

http://www.santabot.com/


I tried going back, but each time it gives a different answer, so basically, I asked him for a pony, and he told me not to ask any more questions.
Then:
You: why can't I ask you questions? what kind of freaking conversation doesn't have questions? what is this, the children should be seen and not heard mentality? Go screw yourself you fat lump. I cristmas. Your fake. Go suck a dick
Santa: Who says you can't do ask you questions you questions ?What kinds of freaking conversation does not have questions are there? I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Where is that?Interesting gossip: Jomamma said cristmas. Yes, I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?Where is that?
You: you suck at this santa
Santa: I categorize you as an "abusive client."

Then, I just keep going back and forth until:


You: thats because you're stupid
Santa: That makes sense to me. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
WTF? That was pretty unexpected, yet funny.

yada yada yada
You: well your stupid
Santa: Interesting. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
HAHAHA that was so freaking funny. A robot called me out. That was great.
yada yada
You: just kidding tool, I dont like you
Santa: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: Fag
Santa: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.


This is pretty good, but isn't he a bit "adult" for the little kids? He says that he learns more as he talks to people, so what does that say about the five year olds of today?


All in all a pretty stupid site, unless you say the right things. Then it can be amusing until you get bored again a minute later.

[AD_Runner]

ok that is cute --- :nut:

[DJ Lazy]

^^^ your post count has dropped substantly in the past 2 days... hahaaha.. Didn't like being a whore? :devil:

[Newk]

newk: do you do any tricks
santa: I do lots of tricks
Newk: do a trick
santa: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Ask the open directory about it.


Yaaa, I win.

[AD_Runner]

Originally posted by DJ Lazy
^^^ your post count has dropped substantly in the past 2 days... hahaaha.. Didn't like being a whore? :devil:


You should be nice ---- I don't get online every day --- just some days i pick to be a whore --- ;)

[Sharpie]

You: mang?
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about queer.

[AD_Runner]

Originally posted by Sharpie


Imfao !!!! :rofl:

[DJ Lazy]

Originally posted by Allende



You should be nice ---- I don't get online every day --- just some days i pick to be a whore --- ;)

I am nice.. :angel: You just need to get to know me better... PM me :bigpimp:

[Ripper]

Santa: I've never seen anything with some titties. I would like to see it.

[Sharpie]

Originally posted by DJ Lazy


I am nice.. :angel: You just need to get to know me better... PM me :bigpimp:
Arif??:rofl:

[ringmaster]

You: Go eat a dick
Santa: What does it taste like?

You: like fucking egg nog
Santa: Interesting comparison

You: so im assuming that since you like the cock, that you are familiar with butt darts?
Santa: I hear you. "I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do" since you like the cock that you are familiar with butt darts ? Does that make sense? Don't assume anything.

HAHAHAAHAHA WTF?!? :dunno:

[AD_Runner]

Originally posted by DJ Lazy


I am nice.. :angel: You just need to get to know me better... PM me :bigpimp:


That makes two of us who is nice --------- and you pm me ...... :thumbsup:

[DJ Lazy]

Originally posted by Sharpie

Arif??:rofl:

Does this look like the amature room? .... ;)

[Tyler883]

I want a handgun for xmas
You want only one?
Yes, with 10 bullets.
They might be cheaper in quantity, you and your 10 bullets
that enough to shoot all my teachers
Can yuo ever really have enough?

[AD_Runner]

Tyler -- You always got "guns" on the mind? lol :D

[theken]

You: what does your wifes pussy taste like
Santa: Like chicken.

[AD_Runner]

Originally posted by theken
You: what does your wifes pussy taste like
Santa: Like chicken.


Imao -- everything taste like chicken --- ewwwwwww ---- :barf:

[Tyler883]

Originally posted by theken
You: what does your wifes pussy taste like
Santa: Like chicken.

holy crap! thats true, I just tried it :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AD_Runner]

Actually if you type in --- anything to do with what does this taste like -- it says "Chicken" but that is funny -- :rofl:

[Tyler883]

You: Wanna get little Johnny?
Santa: OK, I will get little Johnny.

[Tyler883]

You: what happens if I drop the soap?
Santa: Try it.

[AD_Runner]

Originally posted by Tyler883
You: what happens if I drop the soap?
Santa: Try it.

Now that is funny --- :rofl:

[Tyler883]

You: Who your baby daddy?
Santa: David Bacon. :-)

[AD_Runner]

its pretty funny to play with ---

[Tyler883]

You: Cunt!
Santa: That kind of language will get you nowhere.


so true!

[AD_Runner]

Originally posted by Tyler883
You: Cunt!
Santa: That kind of language will get you nowhere.


so true!

amazing you picked that word --- just to damn funny ---- :banghead:

[Tyler883]

You: Do you smoke weed?
Santa: We test weed for medical purposes.

[Tyler883]

You: Do you shit bricks?
Santa: Yes I try to shit bricks as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.

[Tyler883]

You: Why is you hand down your pants?
Santa: Why do I exist?

[joyridder]

You: wanna cyber?
Santa: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

You: in the pooper?
Santa: That was a long time ago.

You: you abuse little elves?
Santa: Interesting gossip: kim said I abuse little elves.

kinda funny lol