Kinda stupid, but I laughed.

[Carfanman]

Communication skills

http://www.zefrank.com/punc/

[Carfanman]

Oh yeah, and here is a funny speeding ticket response.
http://www.studentz.co.nz/funnies/articles.asp?id=3830

[Carfanman]

Homer simpson's quotes

http://funny2.com/homer.htm



I was going to quote the good ones, but thats most of them.

[Honda_002]

:thumbsdow

[Carfanman]

^So if you dont like it why did you post?


http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

Hello, my name is Alexander de Caprsticonoialtianstola. I am from the planet Newbrawgiadialantanta. I would like to meet a nice lady. Please send information to [email protected].


Thank you very much.

Becomes:



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THANK11!1!! WTF U VERY MUCH!1!1!!11 OMG

[Carfanman]

http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/calvinhobbes.htm

Calvin and hobbes with comments. It goes without saying that this is good.

[codo]

you are such a post whore that can all go in one and the bad thing about being a post whore is you dont get laid and or paid. Very Lame.

[Carfanman]

http://www.stfunoob.com/pictures/0330.jpg

[AD_Runner]

Originally posted by Carfanman
Oh yeah, and here is a funny speeding ticket response.
http://www.studentz.co.nz/funnies/articles.asp?id=3830



Imao --- that is a good one --- :burnout:

[theken]

that is pretty funny, he gets a little cocky though haha love it

[JAYMEZ]

I like the homer simpon one , that was a good read :D

[95EagleAWD]

Calvin and Hobbes = :thumbsup:

There has never been a better strip than that one.

[b_t]

Originally posted by 95EagleAWD
Calvin and Hobbes = :thumbsup:

There has never been a better strip than that one.

No kidding! I'm so glad the Herald is printing them again. Next best comic out there would the Perry Bible Fellowship, and they don't even syndicate that one in Canada.. I don't think, anyway.

[Carfanman]

If you like calvin and hobbes check out www.calvinandhobbes.com and http://www.simplych.com/comics.htm

[Carfanman]

Here is a good site if you are interested in learning how to invest in the stock market but aren't ready to put real money on the line. http://simulator.investopedia.com/

Also read the rest of the site to learn investing strategies.

My account value is currently at $108,595.76 USD
and I have "invested" in [HD] HOME DEPOT, [DITC] DITECH COMMUNICATIONS CP, [EBAY] EBAY INC, [SPY] STANDARD & POORS DEP REC, [GOOG] GOOGLE INC, [NDAQ] NASDAQ STOCK MARKET INC

This is a very good site.

[abyss]

What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the Bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

My favorite Homer quote of all time. See sig for Calvin and Hobbes, best comic strip evar.

[Carfanman]

^I found your sig on some website that had over a dozen calvin and hobbes comics, but I cant find the site again:banghead:


Here is a great site for the budding pirate. ARRRGHH Mateys (http://www.yarr.org.uk/talk/)


Lessons from men to women and women to men:
http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/hum1/courses_men_women.htm

I think the last 3 words of number 105 in the second part basically sum up most woman:D

[Carfanman]

There's stupid and then there's this:
http://tinyurl.com/dlnfr
http://tinyurl.com/8gqsl


This is for those of you who say you dont want to give the homeless money because it's all going to the pub:
http://tinyurl.com/8ldoy




Cute jokes: http://funny2.com/cute.htm

What a crash diet will do to you
http://www.stfunoob.com/pictures/107.jpg



Ok, WTF?
http://www.stfunoob.com/pictures/167.jpg

[Carfanman]

This is freaky...
http://tinyurl.com/dc8t5


How to catch a snake
http://wiki.ehow.com/Catch-a-Snake

[Carfanman]

Can you believe maddox is in wikipedia?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Page_in_the_Universe

http://www.poindexteronline.com/site/2003/08/whoever_sucks_the_least_is_kin.html

http://www.thebestfanpageintheuniverse.com/index.php?page=hiddenpages

http://www.thebestfanpageintheuniverse.com/

http://www.ninjapirate.com/

http://free.hostultra.com/~Worst_Page/

http://www.geocities.com/fastmanfunnay/





http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/





Backpackers click
http://www.backpacking.net/

http://www.guitartricks.com/


I dont care that the original version of this has been posted, this is hilariously funny and has been edited.
http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html



Holy shit this works
http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html
I finally beat it using Saddam Hussein, but I think thats largely due to the fact that I know next to nothing about him other than that he's from the mid east and killed alot of people. It thought I was talking about Osama.

[iceburns288]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/iceburns288/carfanman.jpg

[Carfanman]

So you're pointing out that I'm on your ignore list. Good for you. Have a cookie. Explain why I should care. The whole point of having someone on your ignore list is to ignore them, not tell them you have them on your ignore list dipshit. Of course you wont read this because you are too cool. Or maybe not you'll be to tempted to see my responce and will click view. Loser.

BTW it would taken at least 3 minutes to print screen that, copy it into a program like Paint or PS, upload it and then post it here. What a waste of time. Compare that to the 30 seconds it takes to respond. Not to mention the fact the I'm going to spend the rest of my life not caring.:whocares:

http://homepage.eircom.net/~odyssey/Quotes/Popular/Comics/Calvin_Hobbes.html

[962 kid]

Originally posted by Carfanman
So you're pointing out that I'm on your ignore list. Good for you. Have a cookie. Explain why I should care. The whole point of having someone on your ignore list is to ignore them, not tell them you have them on your ignore list dipshit. Of course you wont read this because you are too cool. Or maybe not you'll be to tempted to see my responce and will click view. Loser.

BTW it would taken at least 3 minutes to print screen that, copy it into a program like Paint or PS, upload it and then post it here. What a waste of time. Compare that to the 30 seconds it takes to respond. Not to mention the fact the I'm going to spend the rest of my life not caring.:whocares:

http://homepage.eircom.net/~odyssey/Quotes/Popular/Comics/Calvin_Hobbes.html

you know, you just spent 10 minutes thinking up, typing out and editing (for once) a long response to a GUY WHO HAS YOU ON HIS IGNORE LIST

maybe you should go to school or get a job. I find those help me pass time when I'm bored :thumbsup:

[Carfanman]

Originally posted by Carfanman
Compare that to the 30 seconds it takes to respond.

I wasn't kidding when I typed that.



Originally posted by 962 kid
maybe you should go to school or get a job. I find those help me pass time when I'm bored :thumbsup:
I find that helps me become bored.
To each his own I guess.

Seriously though, who cares? What the fuck does it matter? Who cares if I'm on 500 ppls ignore list? Who cares if I spend 30 minutes typing up a response? What significant affect does it have on your life?

[962 kid]

Originally posted by Carfanman
Seriously though, who cares? What the fuck does it matter? Who cares if I'm on 500 ppls ignore list? Who cares if I spend 30 minutes typing up a response? What significant affect does it have on your life?

look at ME everybody! I found the UNDERLINE BUTTON, so now I can become even more of an attention whore!!

[Carfanman]

Good comeback. I bet you're proud.

Just kidding, that was stupid.

[95EagleAWD]

And another thread goes astray... :drama:

[Chester]

Originally posted by iceburns288
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/iceburns288/carfanman.jpg

HAHA! For a second I was like, "Hey, wtf, how did someone get a screenshot of my comp".
Thats exactly what this thread looks like to me.

[Carfanman]

http://www.cothrun.com/gallery/albums/Misc/windows_mix.swf

This takes seriouse skill. Really creative.

[whitebb6]

why do you bother posting all these links when nobody is appreciating them and all you are getting is flamed?

[abyss]

Originally posted by 962 kid


look at ME everybody! I found the UNDERLINE BUTTON, so now I can become even more of an attention whore!!

You forgot to underline "more"


:rofl:

[kevie88]

^^I'm appreciating them.. lay off!

[GoChris]

:rofl:
I just see a whole bunch of these

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