Sorry Americans...

[5.9 R/T]

Don't know if this is a repost, but got this in an e-mail today:

Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television:

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the
United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well
recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any
consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the
people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees
than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper
and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our
excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than
yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I
notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer
but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up
against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I
realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against
Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a
thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over
this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.


:rofl:

[Phats]

haha, thats great, and so true

[EstoMax]

hahaha, cool

[THREE40SEVEN]

funny shite!

[BarryBeach]

Good stuff !! yeah i guess we can say that our only war with the US and we won ... kinda lol :thumbsup:

[350hp_or_Bust]

:rofl:

[Canadian 2.5RS]

BURN!!!

that was great. im fowarding it.

[That.Guy.S30]

ahah reminds me of chris jerico on wwe... hahaaha

[sillyd]

american beer hahaha.

[Dr. Evil]

I know you guys are trying to be funny, but you've failed miserably. Sorry:rolleyes:

[bol]

Originally posted by Dr. Evil
I know you guys are trying to be funny, but you've failed miserably. Sorry:rolleyes:


truth hurts, "EH!"

[Kanok8]

Oh man...we really can't say much on that one...but then again, that's what we get for electing a world class MORON for a president!!!!!

[redec]

Originally posted by Kanok8
Oh man...we really can't say much on that one...but then again, that's what we get for electing a world class MORON for a president!!!!!

I'd be careful what you say about him....the secret service might come banging down your door interpretting your statement as a 'threat to the president' :P


in case you don't know what I'm talking about: http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article1684.htm

[___2PaC___]

hahahah Ouch!
nice find!

[Kanok8]

Thanks for the warning, Redec, but I'm hoping that there's a difference between stating a fact and making a threat. :werd:

[lammer]

^--------- HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

and the whole apology thing ahahahhaha.