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KuruptEX
02-14-2006, 02:08 AM
EBAY - Human Souls for Sale

Ebay is selling human souls. Really.
They come with paperwork and the
full approval of the humans selling them.

1 - This is sad. People think so little of
themselves, of the spiritual as well, that
they'd sell their souls.

2 - Also sad ... people buying the souls
think so little of them that, at this time,
one is only going for $10.

3 - QUESTION - since the people are
voluntarily selling their souls, what would
happen if a representative of an evil
force bought it?? Like a priest for the
demonic or whatever. I wonder if it
would be spiritually binding crazy sh1t eh lol

see how u can really have a split personality lol

Bet it would. Take a look. Here are
two. There were more. But here are
a few to show you -

http://cgi.ebay.com/Human-Soul-DOM-C_W0QQitemZ5664817017QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Human-Soul-DOM-C_W0QQitemZ5664817017QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
A790
02-14-2006, 02:11 AM
It's probably just satirical.
mshaw
02-14-2006, 02:26 AM
how do you find this stuff on ebay. do you do a search for it or what. if so why would you be searchin that kinda stuff. thats messed up
KuruptEX
02-14-2006, 02:40 AM
naw buddy sent me the link on msn lol
anyways interested in a soul?
dericer
02-14-2006, 08:53 AM
I might have been interested if he weren't a Leafs fan.

:goflames:
Sharpie
02-14-2006, 09:00 AM
Pffft Ill sell mine for $2.50
ringmaster
02-14-2006, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by Sharpie
Pffft Ill sell mine for $2.50

and I will buy yours for $2.50 to up my trader rating!
brettg
02-14-2006, 10:22 AM
i actually worked with a kid who put his soul up on ebay ad it went to like 10.50 then ebay pulled it off, kinda funny kinda stupid.
Tomaz
02-14-2006, 10:28 AM
For a person who doesn't belive in souls, or spirits, or anything in that nature... maybe it's a fast way of making a few extra bucks. Just keep on selling it before ppl start catching on that you are just selling them paper.... Just wondering what ppl would think of that
civicrider
02-14-2006, 11:17 AM
haha no one has a soul

anyone wanna have mine $20 and its yours pm me if your interested
shakalaka
02-14-2006, 11:21 AM
So what exactly does this mean anyways, selling soul? I mean you buy it...then what?
blitz
02-14-2006, 11:26 AM
If there is a heaven, it'd sure be nice to have a few personal slaves up there....

:D
A_3
02-14-2006, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by blitz
If there is a heaven, it'd sure be nice to have a few personal slaves up there....

:D

Best eternal purchase ever!

:D
GQBalla
02-14-2006, 11:53 AM
didn't you guys ever watch the simpsons???

ahahaha
KuruptEX
02-14-2006, 03:50 PM
oh yea where bart has no feeling no nothing
and hes the only one in the boat ahahaha
so yea im keeping my soul my legal heaven or hell documents lol
Sharpie
02-14-2006, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by ringmaster


and I will buy yours for $2.50 to up my trader rating!

Well since the demand went up for these i will have to raise my price to $17.50 :rofl:
HTN SWCHS
02-18-2006, 04:29 AM
i wonder how somebody like britney spears or jessica simpsons souls would go for, id buy them just to fuck em in the afterlife... :bigpimp:
yohan4ws
02-18-2006, 07:15 PM
HTN SWCHS: set your sights higher man ...
Foz
02-18-2006, 07:17 PM
anything can be for sale...

money owns, unfortunately.