Retarded/Ridiculous Song Lyrics

[Xaroxantu Zero]

Does anyone know some songs with stupid lyrics in them? e.g. Popozao and the like. Doesn't have to be Hip Hop/Rap. Can be dumb in terms of grammar, content or "artisticness".

[jumperman8]

waht do you mean exactly? Retarded?

[Pee_Sack]

Bloodhound gang
Old Blink 182

[Rockski]

aqua bats * lovers of loving love*

[Xaroxantu Zero]

Originally posted by jumperman8
waht do you mean exactly? Retarded?

As in really, really stupid lyrics.

Be sure to include song title, please! :D

[Foz]

Originally posted by Pee_Sack
Bloodhound gang


:werd:

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though
I brazillian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though
I brazillian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush


Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

[Vagabond142]

Captain Jack - Dancing Pompokolin

No matter what goes on
Everyone dances their dance, they are dancing
From the bottom of a pot, there comes a puff
Cheeky old guy appears and struts his stuff

* No matter what I never forget
That Edison was a really smart guy
But that is something we all know
Ta Ta Talalila

** Pihyala Pihyala Pa Pa Palapa
Pihyala Pihyala Pa Pa Palapa
Pihyala Pihyala Belly button's peeking out
Ta Ta Talalila
Pihyala Pihyala Pa Pa Palapa
Pihyala Pihyala Dancing Pompokolin
Pihyala Pi Oh my tummy's grumbling

This kid and that kid and everyone
Walking in a hurry everywhere they go
From the back of a lamp post something pops out
It's the laughing clown putting his show

No matter what I never get lost
Every train station has its own kiosk
But that is something we all know
Ta Ta Talalila

** Pihyala Pihyala Pa Pa Palapa
Pihyala Pihyala Pa Pa Palapa
Pihyala Pihyala No carrots for me please
Ta Ta Talalila
Pihyala Pihyala Pa Pa Palapa
Pihyala Pihyala Dancing Pompokolin
Pihyala Pi Piggy Pudgy Poo-taro

* Repeat

** Repeat

Pihyala Pihyala Pa Pa Palapa
Pihyala Pihyala Dancing Pompokolin
Pihyala Pi Oh my tummy's grumbling

[403Gemini]

How about Baboon and Weasel?

"You don't need pants for the victory dance... cause baboons better than weasel......." ;) haha

[likwid]

any song by Kyprios

[Bill Cosby]

bloodhoung gang - mope

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by Xaroxantu Zero


As in really, really stupid lyrics.

Be sure to include song title, please! :D

Black Eyed Peas..."Let's Get Retarded"...is that retarded enough for you??

[nismodrifter]

Frankie Smith - Double Dutch Bus

[Tech2]

Dumb lyrics? Look at Chinese singers' english songs. I'm not gonna spend any time looking them up, maybe someone else wants to, but from memory,

Rain-bows make me ha-ppy,
When I see a rainbow, I am the happy girl

(no it doesn't rhyme)

there was another one, some lame rip off wannabe hip hop song to the tune of 50cent

It's your birthday,
It's my birthday,
It's his birthday,
It's her birthday,
It's their birthday,
It's your birthday,
It's his birthday,

And that went on for like 3 minutes

[Xaroxantu Zero]

Originally posted by EK 2.0


Black Eyed Peas..."Let's Get Retarded"...is that retarded enough for you??

Wow, I never thought about that one. LOL


Originally posted by Tech2
Dumb lyrics? Look at Chinese singers' english songs.

Meh, that applies to most Asian music, so I'm not worried about those.

[carter_prelude]

Ever heardof Wierd Al?? he's got a ton of stupid shit lol. Like instead of gangters paradise...ols rap song i dunno who its by and he changed it too Amish paradise...check it out.

[Nissanaddict]

Coolio? Haha....Weird Al's parodies are quite genious though. I think they rock. As for stupid lyrics, shake that laffy-taffy might say something.

[carter_prelude]

^ thats teh one...Coolio, he's got some good music. Couldn't think o fit at the time. Wreird Al has some other ones mokin Avril...called Constipated (sp) :rofl: makes me chukkle

[shakalaka]

Bloodhound gang : vagina, roof is on fire

[Charon]

Artist: Buckwheat Boys Lyrics
Song: Peanut Butter Jelly Time Lyrics

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

(Chorus:)
Where he at 4x
There he go 4x
Peanut butter jelly 4x
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

(Chorus)

Now, break it down and freeze 4x

(Chorus)

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
Tic tac toe (let's go)
Tic tac toe (you got it)
Tic tac toe (let's ride)

(Chorus)

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style 2x

Where he at 4x
There he go 4x

[thetrousertrout]

It's the end of the world as we know it - R.E.M./ Great big sea.


Love the song, but the lyrics make no sence to me. :confused:

[Xaroxantu Zero]

That doesn't count. It's meant to be retarded. :P

Also, that's not the original song by Buckwheat Boys. I have the original song and it actually has sentences.


Originally posted by Charon
Artist: Buckwheat Boys Lyrics
Song: Peanut Butter Jelly Time Lyrics

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

(Chorus:)
Where he at 4x
There he go 4x
Peanut butter jelly 4x
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

(Chorus)

Now, break it down and freeze 4x

(Chorus)

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
Tic tac toe (let's go)
Tic tac toe (you got it)
Tic tac toe (let's ride)

(Chorus)

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style 2x

Where he at 4x
There he go 4x