Could this be the greatest movie ever made?

[kertejud]

I say without hyperbole that this movie will be a billion times better than any other movie in history.

SNAKES ON A PLANE MOTHER******!!!!! (http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane)

Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

I'm going to camp outside until opening night, yelling what will be the classic line from the movie every minute

I wan't these mother-f***ing snakes off the mother-f***ing plane!

I do think it would have been better if the title was "Snakes...................ON A MOTHER-FU**ING PLANE!" but what can you do.

And this thread should really be stickied, in fact, a seperate sub-forum should be made just accomodate the overwhelming interest in this film.

Oh, and can't forget to exit with...http://oneworldtogo.ytmnd.com/

[2002civic]

are you serious?:dunno:

[kertejud]

Originally posted by 2002civic
are you serious?:dunno:

As serious as snakes on a mother-fu**ing plane!

[Xtrema]

This will be the best movie of the summer.

[Kamen]

L. Jackson !!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Vagabond142]

Jackson does a lot of smaller projects. I loved his Pulp Fiction Football (or was it basketball?) parody :rofl: :rofl: This is gonna be a definite renter :thumbsup:

[Foz]

The CG looks horrible..
:thumbsdow

CG reminds me of Anaconda.

[kertejud]

Originally posted by Vagabond142
Jackson does a lot of smaller projects. I loved his Pulp Fiction Football (or was it basketball?) parody :rofl: :rofl: This is gonna be a definite renter :thumbsup:

Sam never met a paycheque he didn't like.

[b_t]

well either two things can happen

a) the movie knows that it sucks and as a result is fuckin hilarious and entertaining to watch
b) the movie actually believes it is good and ends up sucking ass because it takes itself too seriously

[szw]

There is no doubt this will be the best movie ever.



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[l8braker]

Anyone who pays 10 bucks to see this should be shot in the head

[darkbanana]

damn swz you have too much time on your hands

[rony_espana]

couldn't they think of a better name.....

[DannyO]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ...on man, I made a thread about this afew months ago, but as soon as I saw the title, I KNEW it was gonna be about this movie.:rofl:

[anarchy]

Originally posted by kertejud


As serious as snakes on a mother-fu**ing plane!

:rofl: :rofl:

[ZorroAMG]

OMG the chops were hilarious....dr frasier crane.....

[Bill Cosby]

haha i saw them making fun of this movie on G4TechTV it was good

[Hakkola]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
OMG the chops were hilarious....dr frasier crane.....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :werd: Thread was awesome.

[Khyron]

Need to bump this, as it really will be the blockbuster of the summer! I will be seeing it opening night, in a SOAP t-shirt if I can find one.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssss

Khyron

[snade831]

yah, what kind of a movie title is that?

[Khyron]

HISSSS, motherfucka - do you speak it?!

Khyron

[djayz]

this movie will be hilarious
i was watching the mtv awards and sam was so sarcastic and confident he would win the best movie award for next year haha it was so funny

[beecue]

hahaha this is gonna be so deadly :thumbsup:

[yellowsnow]

The movie is called that cuz Jackson said he wouldn't do the movie unless they named it Snakes on the mutha F*cking plane :D

[Manifesto55]

Classic


On June 3, 2006, Samuel L. Jackson said, while presenting the award for best movie at the MTV Movie Awards, "I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. This award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I'm guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. New James Bond... no snakes in that! Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Motha-***in' Snakes on Mo' Motha-***in' Planes."

[heavyD]

No matter how bad it is it won't stand a chance at taking home worst movie of the summer awards. F&F Tokio Drift pretty well has that one locked up. Talk about releasing a movie two years past the fad.

[beecue]

^^ doubt it .. its getting decent reviews so far ... eventhough i dont like bow wow .. i will still watch it ... but there is no mutha f***en snakes in the cars !

[heavyD]

Originally posted by beecue
^^ doubt it .. its getting decent reviews so far ... eventhough i dont like bow wow .. i will still watch it ... but there is no mutha f***en snakes in the cars !

It's not out yet and I there are no reviews.;)

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Actually, there's a few on Rottentomatoes...

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fast_and_the_furious_3_tokyo_drift/

[Seanith]

This movie will be a top earner. Look out LoTR! I want a SOAP shirt just so mothafucka's know no plane is safe.

[Sprinter]

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This movie is gonna be Ridikulus... but that poster symbol's kinda kool

[Nissanaddict]

Opening night, I'm there.

[core_upt]

S O A P

best movie ever - I can't wait for this!

and for shirts... http://www.cafepress.com/shelflifeshop/1165050


the amount of internet hype this is getting will actually make it a successful movie - I think based solely on the title.

and people will actually understand what I'm tlaking about when I say "Snakes on Plane" as in "C'est le vie" or "what can you do" or "shit happens"


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[AD_Runner]

Originally posted by djayz
this movie will be hilarious
i was watching the mtv awards and sam was so sarcastic and confident he would win the best movie award for next year haha it was so funny

I watched that too! I thought he was 'Joking" about the movie, but he was serious! Seen one snake movie seen them all --! IMO

[DouglasFir]

Personally I think they've hyped this movie so much it can't help but dissapoint... I mean can it really live up to the greatness that we're expecting?

[GoChris]

I still don'get why it has so my hype. Silly interweb people

[buh_buh]

I think I'll see this. Not because I think it'll be a good movie, but I think it'll be so bad it ends up being hilarious.