Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club

[Altezza]

We are in need of the following:

- A starting goalie (position still not filled); Preference given to those with names that rhyme with "goalie"
- A new coach that spends more time coaching and less time taunting opposing fans and assaulting team mascots
- A dentist
- Security personnel and trustees knowledgable on the transport and maintenance of large silver trophies (edit: position no longer required)

Apply within.

[Ben]

hahaha, Nice, whats the starting Pay? And can I bring up girls from Calgary that are actually decent looking, and not the knuckle draggin, mouth breathing, slope headed hosebeasts we saw on the greaser mile?

[boi-alien]

Originally posted by Ben
hahaha, Nice, whats the starting Pay? And can I bring up girls from Calgary that are actually decent looking, and not the knuckle draggin, mouth breathing, slope headed hosebeasts we saw on the greaser mile?

no way in hell would i make calgary girls suffer by bringing them to that hole called edmonton.

[Bill Cosby]

you guys are so retarded


"The ratio of mullets between the City of Calgary and the City Of Edmonton are almost 2:1 with a total of 98,761 Men Sporting the Mullet and 7432 Females, This is the last number known to date as we are unable to get into contact with these mullet supporters due to their phone lines being permanently disconnected"
Stats Can

[Mikey_008]

Oh Goody....more hate threads bashin one another!!:dunno:

[eb0i]

Originally posted by Altezza
We are in need of the following:

- A dentist

Apply within.


I believe you need an Orthodontist not a dentist for their toothless smiles.

[viffer]

Originally posted by Ben
hahaha, Nice, whats the starting Pay? And can I bring up girls from Calgary that are actually decent looking, and not the knuckle draggin, mouth breathing, slope headed hosebeasts we saw on the greaser mile?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

As for the starting goaltender perhaps Olaf Kolzig is available?