Friday Joke

[nonsane]

Top ten reasons why Racing is better than Sex:

10. It's socially acceptable to do it while others watch.

9. Bigger cars don't always get the most attention.

8. The phone won't ring in the middle of your race.

7. You get to use your rubber more than once.

6. You don't have to sit through dinner and a movie before you race.

5. You and the car always finish at the same time.

4. You always know where to put your hands.

3. You can drive hard, right from the start.

2. The quicker you finish, the better you are.

1. You can do it more than once in one afternoon.

[3g4me]

lmao
NOTHING BEATS SEX :D

[bball2]

The top 10 reasons why STUDYING is better than SEX:

10. You can usually find somebody to do it with you.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feeling guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who has opened it before you.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night!
5. If you don't finish as chapter, you won't gain the reputation as being a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, watch TV, and scarf popcorn all at the same time.
3. You won't mind if your folks walk in right in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you're not sure as to what you are doing, you can always ask your roomate for help!

[habsfan]

for a saturday addition

top ten things that men know FOR SURE about women


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10. They have BOOBS :drool:

[SC2]

All of them are pretty good :)