Weird girls

[skyline04]

What answer do you give a girl when she asks you why you watch porn?

[skyline04]

haha Yeah I wish it was as easy as that.. yet she is asking "why?" I am lost as to what answer to give her... :nut:

[WWJAI]

he said she asks "why you watch porn?"...not "do you watch porn?"

[TEAMFaint]

its something to do? :nut:

[CasperWho]

" Im A Guy? "

[WWJAI]

"to give myself pleasure":rolleyes:

[MudCrawler]

Tell her that masturbating to porn arouses your pets.

[skyline04]

its something to do?

yeah tried that.. no dice..
she seems to think there is some deep rooted reason for it.. :nut:

[wildrice]

um...if she wants to know the real reason so bad, why not tell her?

[frostyda9]

Tell her it's because she doesn't ride your cock enough.

[skyline04]

I have told her the truth, "I am a guy.. Its something to do.. I do when I am bored"...etc.

She doesn't seem to believe it so I thought you guys might have some nifty ideas to get me out of this mess.

[skyline04]

Most of these answers are making me laugh out loud though.

[CasperWho]

seriously, if shes really interested.. shes intrigued!
ask her to watch porn with u !

cmon, she got to know why male's watch porn?
haha

[qkslvr]

just tell her to watch it with you and see for herself why... :)

[KuruptEX]

ask her
have u ever seen me watch porn?
if u have did u enjoy it:D

[MudCrawler]

Tell her that the look on your 12 year old neighboors face as she sees you watch porn to yourself is an inexplainable rush of endorphines that makes even your most passionate feelings rush through your body in an instant.

[blue Zed]

naked girls make me h*****...........would you undress for me..........plz!

[Grip172]

ask her why she masterbates?

[boopydogg]

tell her that you watch all these naked girls getting screwed because she wont make a porn with you.........ive said this to a girl in a put up or shut up type of way and she never asked again:thumbsup:

[QuasarCav]

Originally posted by boopydogg
tell her that you watch all these naked girls getting screwed because she wont make a porn with you.........ive said this to a girl in a put up or shut up type of way and she never asked again:thumbsup:


Your avatar disagrees with you!

[boopydogg]

Originally posted by QuasarCav



Your avatar disagrees with you!

i didnt always beleave what my avatir says.......i am a convert

[gpomp]

ctr... civic type r??? :dunno:

[boopydogg]

:hijack: ok guys stay on topic here ......i never thought my avatar would hijack a thred
If you relly wanna know just google"ctr lds" you should be able to figure it out from there

[~Leah~]

Does it really matter? She seems like she has control issues if she must know some deeper reasoning for wanting to watch porn. Ask her over for a movie one nite and put one on.

[GreenLude]

I like the plot and the acting

[l8braker]

Originally posted by boopydogg
:hijack: ok guys stay on topic here ......i never thought my avatar would hijack a thred
If you relly wanna know just google"ctr lds" you should be able to figure it out from there

Mmmm. soulsavers
http://z.about.com/d/lds/1/0/-/y/soulsavers_ctr4.gif

Tell her: Because that's what I do, if you don't like it too bad!

[heavyD]

The average man masterbates what every second day or more so you gotta have something to put you in the mood when you are by yourself. Plus it's a chance to see some wacky sex action your ball & chain may not be into. Prostitutes say that anal is one of the most reqested things. Why? Because most guys can't get it from their wife or girlfriend. Many people long for what they cannot get out of their regular relationships & porn is a good substitute. Most of all men love sex & women. I pretty well undress any hot woman I see in public with my eyes & I couldn't stop doing it even if I wanted to as it's embeded in my brain. Hot chicks & kinky sex acts cause blood to flow to my penis and not even countermeasures like envisioning Rosie Odonnel nude can stop it.:(

[girlSTAR]

Most girls would take it as an insult because they feel like they aren't enough, but I just think they're being over dramatic.

[jdmakkord]

Originally posted by girlSTAR
Most girls would take it as an insult because they feel like they aren't enough, but I just think they're being over dramatic.

Meh my wife to be watches just as much as I do, if not more:D

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by jdmakkord


Meh my wife to be watches just as much as I do, if not more:D


Ditto. :thumbsup:

[Despair*]

Originally posted by skyline04
What answer do you give a girl when she asks you why you watch porn?

how about responding with a ..... "the same reason you watch it for"

[nonsane]

If you really want to suck up.

"Because they do the things that i like but would lose respect for you if you did it."

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by nonsane
If you really want to suck up.

"Because they do the things that i like but would lose respect for you if you did it." or "baby I just imagine that it's you and me when I'm watching it"

haha

[Unknown303]

Or you could tell her because the girls in porn are more attractive than her. That should settle her nerves.....

[ProjectR]

"I'm addicted to boobies" :rofl:

[iceburns288]

^yeah, and settle you on the couch for a while. If you're not gettin some before, you think you are after that?;)

[mdeleon]

"i need to find a good camera angle for my hidden camera for when we do it next."

[arian_ma]

Originally posted by mdeleon
"i need to find a good camera angle for my hidden camera for when we do it next."

lmfao! Hahaha.
Yeah I don't get why you have to make up an excuse?
Just tell her, after a few days of your frigid ass, I need some release...
:)

[Unknown303]

Try to do some really crazy porn moves with her and when she asks what the F... you are doing and gets all mad simply say "And thats why i watch porn". Then go watch some because she might be a little angry for a while.

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by ~Leah~
Does it really matter? She seems like she has control issues if she must know some deeper reasoning for wanting to watch porn. Ask her over for a movie one nite and put one on.


I just said Leah..."I watch it...if you wanna jon me you can...and if not...then thats all you too...And, if you cant handle me watching porn, then *raspberry* to you..."

She's ok with it now...:dunno:

[403Gemini]

If she doesnt like you watching porn, retort: "I'll stop watching porn if you do what the girls do in the movies..." ;)

Needless to say... i still watch porn... lol

[Foz]

Cuz you love killing kittens..

[cityhunter2501]

because 70's porn have wicked storylines

[JeremyD]

"For the soundtracks babe... it is all about the soundtracks."

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by Foz
Cuz you love killing kittens..

i cant believe its on wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Every_time_you_masturbate..._God_kills_a_kitten

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg

[89coupe]

Tell her if she's not OK with it then you will be happy to find someone else who is...haha.

Variety is the spice of life.:thumbsup:

Can you imagine having the same meal everyday for the rest of your life.:barf:

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by 89coupe
Can you imagine having the same meal everyday for the rest of your life.:barf:


I dunno mang...I do loves me some steak and mashed taters...haha..

[alloroc]

Tell her it is because you can't lick yourself and righty just can't cut it alone, and needs help sometimes.

[DaRockwilder]

Originally posted by 403Gemini


i cant believe its on wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Every_time_you_masturbate..._God_kills_a_kitten

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg


Geek Circles?!

[g2forlife]

Tell her - why watch it when we can make it.. haha

[the_new_santa1]

I just say if u dont like it then let me make some of us..she then leaves me alone.

[steverules]

can't girls watch porn?

[88jbody]

2 words....blue balls.

put out and I will put the movie back in my sock drawer

[frostyda9]

You can' just bust out the MMF DP interracial midget amputee pr0n, you need to start with Showcase late night movies and work your way up, desensitizing her as you go ;)

[nonsane]

:werd: There is something about bukkake's that girls just don't like....

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by nonsane
:werd: There is something about bukkake's that girls just don't like....


meh depends on the girl...:dunno: