crituiqe my back.... *pics*

[lil*tymer]

pics removed for the haters......



thx

[Si_FlyGuy]

Definitely upwards of 25%BF...you're getting chubby. By the way, did you know about the timer option on the camera, meathead?:nut:

[lil*tymer]

fuck off, either (A), your jelouse, or a fuckin prick, which is it?, I just asked a simple Q, and no it wasnt my camera so i didnt feel like fucking with it.

[asuth077]

Originally posted by lil*tymer
fuck off, either (A), your jelouse, or a fuckin prick, which is it?, I just asked a simple Q, and no it wasnt my camera so i didnt feel like fucking with it.

Should of just not said anything and waited for some serious responses. Now this could just turn into a flaming.

Don't worry though I'll follow this thread into the AskLeo forum if it happens cuz your RIPPED MAN!



:drama:

[lil*tymer]

i take it back...... but really, i cant stand people like that.

[Wildcat]

wtf does cituique mean?

[7thgenvic]

Originally posted by Wildcat
wtf does cituique mean?

he just wants you to show off your pictures and make him jealous....


lot better then my fat ass

[turbotrip]

Try pushing your shoulders futher back when taking pictures, your shoulders should pretty much touch behind ur back for ideal flex and burn.

Also you should definitely work on your Paraphimosis Vertebrae muscles as they stick out very much as an unworked muscle group. The hip thrust is a great exercise to work this muscle group and about 25 hip thrusts a day should do ur back good.

And lastly dont forget to work your Vas Deferens, cuz they definitely look like u are not giving them enough attention. Again hip thrusts will work great for this muscle group too, but u may wanna attach some weights around your waist for added burn. And be sure to squeeze the buttocks at the front of every thrust and relax the buttocks at the back of every thrust, but not too relaxed as you dont want any anal leakage.

Let us know how it goes, and dont be afraid to PM me for more info.

[Si_FlyGuy]

Originally posted by lil*tymer
fuck off, either (A), your jelouse, or a fuckin prick, which is it?, I just asked a simple Q, and no it wasnt my camera so i didnt feel like fucking with it.

Yes, I am 'jelouse' of your hot body. You want some proove? :rofl:



Originally posted by turbotrip
Try pushing your shoulders futher back when taking pictures, your shoulders should pretty much touch behind ur back for ideal flex and burn.

Also you should definitely work on your Paraphimosis Vertebrae muscles as they stick out very much as an unworked muscle group. The hip thrust is a great exercise to work this muscle group and about 25 hip thrusts a day should do ur back good.

And lastly dont forget to work your Vas Deferens, cuz they definitely look like u are not giving them enough attention. Again hip thrusts will work great for this muscle group too, but u may wanna attach some weights around your waist for added burn. And be sure to squeeze the buttocks at the front of every thrust and relax the buttocks at the back of every thrust, but not too relaxed as you dont want any anal leakage.

Let us know how it goes, and dont be afraid to PM me for more info.



PMed for more info.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

edit: You borrowed a friend's camera to take ghey photos of yourself to post on a car forum? :barf:

[5abi]

why you ppl so cold. this is bad.

NICe back, just keep eating and deading.

[kaput]

.

[khtm]

lol @ the terrible speelling in this thread.

Me thinks you should spend more time in school and less time taking pictures of yourself. :thumbsup:

[l8braker]

This thread is gay.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/RainbowFlagCastroSF2005.jpg

[khtm]

I just came in to see what the hell "crituiqe" meant...anyone else?

I thought maybe he had a growth or something on his back.

[JAYMEZ]

How long did it take you to achieve what you have done to your back? Whats your work out like?

[glennc]

Originally posted by l8braker
This thread is gay.

Amen. And I can flex my ass harder then anyone in here. Honestly, I can flex it so its hard enough to take a full forced kick from a steel toe with minimal pain.

Wee.

[DepTrotter]

Originally posted by lil*tymer


http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/8/web/368000-368999/368743_183_full.jpg




LOL in the bottom left, is that hair gel?.. to keep your super asian sayin haircut in style

go post pics on rateme.com, what does your back have to do with cars

[glennc]

Originally posted by DepTrotter


LOL in the bottom left, is that hair gel?.. to keep your super asian sayin haircut in style

go post pics on rateme.com, what does your back have to do with cars

Duh, the back hits the seat. If he doesnt have a supertoned back then he might not fit in his seat? I dont know. It has nothing to do with cars, or anything useful at all.

Its just so his "partner" has something pretty to look at during intimate moments.

:guns:

[iceburns288]

Originally posted by JAYMEZ_STi
Whats your work out like?
A strict regimen of anal sex, looks like...

[Wildcat]

ooo... did you mean critique? whats there to critique?? i mean your waist is wider than your lats. id critique your back if there was one to speak of :dunno:

[glennc]

A peice of advice for the future. NEVER post a picutre of yourself on beyond. Unless of course the picture in question is making fun of someone like yourself, who posts their picture.

10 days before that ends up in a thread in askleo with ludegrl.

[nonsane]

i thought that body looked familiar

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/nonsane/ohh.jpg

[glennc]

Oh wow, I see the reseblence now. Please mods move this to ask leo so the fun can begin :)

[GingeRRRBeef]

lil*tymer

You made a really bad move posting pix on a car forum. If you wanted honest opinions about your physique, you would be better off joining a fitness forum and posting it there instead. I realize that even though this is the fitness section, you're not gonna get the same response as if you posted it on a fitness site.

Did you really expect not to be mocked on a forum with a bunch of dudes? Don't be such a n00b and stop caring so much about what people think.

[glennc]

Beyond are photoshop sharks.

[Si_FlyGuy]

Originally posted by glennc
Beyond are photoshop sharks.

Are you going to have a guy with words on his underwear hop on your lap this time?:rofl: :rofl:

[glennc]

That picture was art.

It will be cherished by beyond forever.

And I got laid after that picture, :poosie:

[nonsane]

you kept it up?

[glennc]

I dont remember. Go ahead and photoshop it. I know it was a beutiful thing, you know it was.

[the_new_santa1]

This thread....:rofl:

[heavyD]

Originally posted by nonsane
i thought that body looked familiar

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/nonsane/ohh.jpg

I heard Ludegirl got fat? Looks like she's putting some good hours in the gym almost looks good enough to screw her with your worst enemy's dick.

[glennc]

Lude girl didnt get fat. She evolved. Constant pounding caused her body to gain weight to absorb the affects of pounding. Her ass, thighs and face in perticular gained weight.

Sorry, evolved.

[ecstasy_civic]

Keep eating...


please:cry:

[glennc]

Who? Me?

Provide food.

[Si_FlyGuy]

Ecstasy_Civic only serves knuckle sandwiches. :nut:

[ecstasy_civic]

lol no, because I have no idea how skinny you are, but lil*tymer should be eating jars of peanut butter :whipped:

No knuckle sandwiches right now, but I start training again next month:eek: :angel:

HOPEFULLY can stay a MW, we'll see how crazy I feel:poosie:

[WWJAI]

Originally posted by nonsane
i thought that body looked familiar

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/nonsane/ohh.jpg

too funny:rofl: :rofl:

[slammed_cb7]

lil timer, you do realize how gay it is to ask guys what they think of your muscles. I am sorry but if i see you doing the old ``oh check out this one right here`` routine at the gym with your boyfriend i will be forced to hit you in the face with a bench. That is all.

[slammed_cb7]

Oh, my bad, i just read you live in edmon ton. Please continue with these threads

[glennc]

Exactly. Theres only one way to becoming beyonds most popular picture posting person. Jessica alba. What a fox.

Anyways, whos got some good alba pics?

[glennc]

Originally posted by slammed_cb7
Oh, my bad, i just read you live in edmon ton. Please continue with these threads

Owned.

With a fork.

[MudCrawler]

holy shit this thread is just too good to be true

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[lil*tymer]

its a fucking fitness forum, I thought it was easily acceptable. i guess not, fuck I just wanted some advice from the more seasoned gym goers.

[ecstasy_civic]

Originally posted by lil*tymer
its a fucking fitness forum, I thought it was easily acceptable. i guess not, fuck I just wanted some advice from the more seasoned gym goers.

Eat more!

Youll grow as you progress, and are you sure you havent run a cycle yet:burnout:

[MudCrawler]

Originally posted by lil*tymer
its a fucking fitness forum, I thought it was easily acceptable. i guess not, fuck I just wanted some advice from the more seasoned gym goers.

Actually, i believe its a car enthusiasts website that happens to have a health and fitness section. But you dont see us taking pictures of our thighs and bicepts, posting them on a website full of guys who want to talk about cars, and asking them what they think of our "ripped" muscles. Cmon dude.

http://www.4wheeler.ca/style_emoticons/default/supergay.gif

[lil*tymer]

i didnt ask what people think of my ripped muscles, i dont think or act like im 230lbs cut..... I just wanted input but found out that there is no knowedgable people on this forums when it comes to fitness.



no I have not run a cycle. i may this fall though.

I eat bad right now, at most im 10 lbs more.

[MudCrawler]

Originally posted by lil*tymer
I just wanted input but found out that there is no knowedgable people on this forums when it comes to fitness.


Nor is there much help for home and garden tips either. Hmmmm.... Oh yea, this is a car forum.

[glennc]

Originally posted by lil*tymer
its a fucking fitness forum, I thought it was easily acceptable. i guess not, fuck I just wanted some advice from the more seasoned gym goers.

Gym goo-ers?

[nonsane]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/nonsane/super-1.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/nonsane/couple.jpg

[v2kai]

hahaha i love beyond's photo chops

[glennc]

Bahahahahahhaha this is going to be another classic.

[glennc]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9045/lgnq6.jpg

[Tyler883]

Originally posted by MudCrawler


Actually, i believe its a car enthusiasts website that happens to have a health and fitness section. But you dont see us taking pictures of our thighs and bicepts, posting them on a website full of guys who want to talk about cars, and asking them what they think of our "ripped" muscles. Cmon dude.


umm....I pretty sure Wildcat or someother dude post pics last summer, and no one slammed him or photochopped him.

[DoubleLP]

Originally posted by glennc
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9045/lgnq6.jpg


:rofl: :rofl:

Oh my.................too FUNNY!!!

[Unknown303]

Originally posted by Tyler883


umm....I pretty sure Wildcat or someother dude post pics last summer, and no one slammed him or photochopped him.

I think thats because Wildcat is a long time beyond poster while this kid is just some newb hoping to get pm's from ludegirl once she saw the post.

[glennc]

My picture clearly illustrates the truth.

[lil*tymer]

u guys are fuckin geeks, its the fitness section.... atleast i keep in shape unlike most of you scronny and overweight fucks.

[glennc]

Originally posted by lil*tymer
u guys are fuckin geeks, its the fitness section.... atleast i keep in shape unlike most of you scronny and overweight fucks.

Go look for positive male re-inforcement at the Y.

[Si_FlyGuy]

Originally posted by lil*tymer
u guys are fuckin geeks, its the fitness section.... atleast i keep in shape unlike most of you scronny and overweight fucks.

That's why you came here to seek approval right?

6'3" 185lbs gives you the physique of a skinny Kobe Bryant. Have fun hitting on underaged chicks.

[ecstasy_civic]

Originally posted by lil*tymer
u guys are fuckin geeks, its the fitness section.... atleast i keep in shape unlike most of you scronny and overweight fucks.

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude at 6'3 185 I wouldnt be talking trash about scrawny not scronny;) overweight fucks:)
and im pretty confident you wouldnt call me scrawny nor overweight lol:angel:

[l8braker]

Seperated at birth?

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9045/lgnq6.jpg

http://static.redjupiter.com/images/reiter/AlfredENeuman.jpg

???????????????????????????????????????????????????

[CKY]

^^

:rofl: :rofl:

[glennc]

Hahahahhahaa. Everyone adds a coin and sooner or later we have a golden thread.

[nonsane]

everyone whip it out...

[Tyler883]

So whats the story with ludegirl? unless there was a huge risk for disease....:hitit:

[MudCrawler]

Originally posted by lil*tymer
u guys are fuckin geeks, its the fitness section.... atleast i keep in shape unlike most of you scronny and overweight fucks.

Im fit, and i save my ass shaking, and arm pumping for my girlfriend, not for a bunch of guys on a car site.

Gosh

[Ekliptix]

Originally posted by Tyler883
So whats the story with ludegirl? unless there was a huge risk for disease....:hitit:

quoted

[glennc]

Originally posted by MudCrawler


Im fit, and i save my ass shaking, and arm pumping for my girlfriend, not for a bunch of guys on a car site.

Gosh

You shake your ass? A new runner up for lude-girl ex-ex-ex boyfreind. Weee.

[MudCrawler]

Originally posted by glennc


You shake your ass? A new runner up for lude-girl ex-ex-ex boyfreind. Weee.

[/end scarcasm] :thumbsup:

Its called exaggeration. :clap:

[glennc]

Haha. Okay. I just dont want a mental pictue of some dude shaking his ass. Leave that up to shakira, she has it down good.

[Wildcat]

Originally posted by Unknown303


I think thats because Wildcat is a long time beyond poster while this kid is just some newb hoping to get pm's from ludegirl once she saw the post.

plus when your 240lbs and 9% bf no one really fucks with you, even on the internet lol :D jk

[Si_FlyGuy]

Originally posted by Wildcat


plus when your 240lbs and 9% bf no one really fucks with you, even on the internet lol :D jk

At least you can spell 'critique'. 240lbs is my e-thug weight.:nut:

[JAYMEZ]

Originally posted by Wildcat


plus when your 240lbs and 9% bf no one really fucks with you, even on the internet lol :D jk


Those be fighting words ... Im gonna get my e crew after you son! :rofl:

[glennc]

Haha... I dunno my body fat level. I dont want to. Im afraid its going to be MORE the my weight.

[v8killah]

Looks ripped man:thumbsup:

[2000_SI]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/ctrazzz/HG1.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/ctrazzz/SkankBangin2.jpg

[glennc]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHA!!! Hardgay.

[lil*tymer]

funny stuff, its not like others have not posted pics, I correct what I said tho, most but not all of you guys are likely fat unfit slobs. and those who arnt are fuckin juice pigs...

[2000_SI]

FYI lil*flamer, there are a LOT of people who are active in the H&F forums who are not "juice pigs" or fat fucks.

Just because you are so insecure that you have to try to look tough infront of a bunch of guys on an automotive forum, dont get all pissy when we call you out on it...

[glennc]

Originally posted by lil*tymer
funny stuff, its not like others have not posted pics, I correct what I said tho, most but not all of you guys are likely fat unfit slobs. and those who arnt are fuckin juice pigs...

I think I go into the category fat, unfit, slob.

I'm still not insecure enough to post pics of myself saying OMG HOW DO I LOOK?

Get a girlfreind dude.

[lil*tymer]

i dont see what the problem is... this is a fitness section on a car forum, I wanted input from more seasoned gym people. I posted a similar thread in a real fitness section and got great info and advice, no put downs,... but hey why make fun unless your jelouse?..... most girls dont like some 240lbs freak..

[glennc]

210, and actually, alot of girls dont like guys that are "toned" and shit.

But hell, what do I know... 105 pound european GF, what are you hittin at night? A wet sock?

[v8killah]

Lil*tymer has a point, this is a dif forum than the car talk.

I think you should be doing more dead lifts and some excersises to widen your lats.




Originally posted by glennc
210, and actually, alot of girls dont like guys that are "toned" and shit.

But hell, what do I know... 105 pound european GF, what are you hittin at night? A wet sock?

um i dont know where you get this from.
i know when i see a girl with a tight body i would like to fuck her just becaus eof her body, almost everyguy is like that.

And well for girls if they see a ripped guy same thing. Who wouldnt want an inshape ripped body?

Quit reading you maxim magazines that feed you that bull ( they kjnow the majority of the readers are fat slobs like yourself) and its what you want to hear... right

[glennc]

Maxim mags? My girlfreind you mean? Ask a girl. Go on the streets and do a survey. 50 bucks says at least 20 percent of girls hate ripped guys.

[v8killah]

And the fact that some of you guys coem on here to make fun and waste your time doing photoshops just proves furthermore that you are the ones that are insecrue, and sitting behiond the saftey of your computer bashing people just makes you feel alittle biot better about not going to the gym.

[v8killah]

ahah maybe the hate that attitude that usually goes with it, i can garuntee you that 90% of girls like a ripped body.

[glennc]

Maybe were just trying to get a kick out of some dude trying to get comments from a sausage fest?

Yeah well, do YOU have a GF? Im not one to compare, but comon, show us what you got.

[glennc]

Hey v8killah...

What do you call it when your sister and mom re-unite after 10 years?





















Making loose ends meet. :clap:

[Si_FlyGuy]

Originally posted by v8killah
ahah maybe the hate that attitude that usually goes with it, i can garuntee you that 90% of girls like a ripped body.

Actually, Glenn's more correct than you are. My GF took a Human Sexuality course at the U of C last year, and psychologically speaking, women want someone who can provide, while men want a woman who they can bring home and get their friends jealous with.

Now, back in the good ole huntin' with a spear and dagger days, Conan the Barbarian would have been ideal. Nowadays, it's more like a JFK that attracts women. I think that you're so out of touc, if you think that women aren't sophisticated enough to want a man for more than his muscles.

No, my gf and I aren't anywhere close to being chubby.

[nonsane]

I jiggle my stomach and the chicks come runnin.

Life is good.

[Unknown303]

Originally posted by v8killah
And the fact that some of you guys coem on here to make fun and waste your time doing photoshops just proves furthermore that you are the ones that are insecrue, and sitting behiond the saftey of your computer bashing people just makes you feel alittle biot better about not going to the gym.


I bet that a lot of us that come into the fitness section actually do go to the gym.

WHC represent. Anyways, how can you even defend someone that posts back pics on the internet. With a borrowed camera.

[2000_SI]

Originally posted by v8killah
And the fact that some of you guys coem on here to make fun and waste your time doing photoshops just proves furthermore that you are the ones that are insecrue, and sitting behiond the saftey of your computer bashing people just makes you feel alittle biot better about not going to the gym.
Actually, I do the photochops because im bored at work, and i work out all the fucking time and am very active.

I did the chops not out of hate or jealousy, I cant be bothered with those two, but because he was dumb enough to post pictures of himself on the forum :drama:

[glennc]

Originally posted by Si_FlyGuy


Actually, Glenn's more correct than you are. My GF took a Human Sexuality course at the U of C last year, and psychologically speaking, women want someone who can provide, while men want a woman who they can bring home and get their friends jealous with.

Now, back in the good ole huntin' with a spear and dagger days, Conan the Barbarian would have been ideal. Nowadays, it's more like a JFK that attracts women. I think that you're so out of touc, if you think that women aren't sophisticated enough to want a man for more than his muscles.

No, my gf and I aren't anywhere close to being chubby.

Exactly. Its not muscles that gets the girl. Its the hot ride :)

But really, SIfly is right.

[Si_FlyGuy]

Originally posted by Unknown303

WHC represent. Anyways, how can you even defend someone that posts back pics on the internet. With a borrowed camera.

Maybe it's his camera that was borrowed?:p

[Unknown303]

Originally posted by Si_FlyGuy


Maybe it's his camera that was borrowed?:p :dunno: :dunno: Not even sure what you are getting at?

[ProjectR]

Originally posted by nonsane
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/nonsane/super-1.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/nonsane/couple.jpg


bahahahha priceless...hate to be you right now :rofl:

[Unknown303]

You've been owned (http://lil.tymer.justgotowned.com/)


Click the above link for lots of amusement.

[~Leah~]

Originally posted by v8killah
ahah maybe the hate that attitude that usually goes with it, i can garuntee you that 90% of girls like a ripped body.

As much as glennc's posts tend to annoy me, I'm afraid he's correct on this one.

I'm a gym freak, but I would NEVER date a ripped guy. Nuh uh. To be perfectly honest I would rather have a scrawny man. Which I do. 6'5, 185 lbs of pure skin and bones, with some build on his arms and shoulders from his job and previous college volleyball career.

Not only me, but at least half of my girlfriends have the same preference. (Which doesn't say much cuz I have like 4 girlfriends, but still... the stats don't lie.)

[glennc]

Originally posted by ~Leah~


As much as glennc's posts tend to annoy me, I'm afraid he's correct on this one.

I'm a gym freak, but I would NEVER date a ripped guy. Nuh uh. To be perfectly honest I would rather have a scrawny man. Which I do. 6'5, 185 lbs of pure skin and bones, with some build on his arms and shoulders from his job and previous college volleyball career.

Not only me, but at least half of my girlfriends have the same preference. (Which doesn't say much cuz I have like 4 girlfriends, but still... the stats don't lie.)

Sweet. I'm annoying.

But really, my girlfreind dumped her "skinny" ex boyfreind because he didnt listen.

[Unknown303]

I think most girls would like a toned guy. Not Ripped like a true meathead, but with good proportion.