You might be a ricer if....

[acura_el]

okay, i'm kinda bored an i thought i'd get this thread started

beyond needs to have a list of things u can do to rice out ur car :D or something along the lines of "you might be a ricer if..."

so, here's the first (probably gonna get a lot of heat for this, but oh what the hell):

1. Euro lights - i personally think they're gay and according to Oct 2005 MPH magazine "Eurolights are scientifically proven to arouse gay tendencies in those who use them." yes, i know it's a joke, but they still look gay

[Envitro]

2. You might be a ricer if the "wing" on your car is taller than the car itself.

[Envitro]

3. You might be a ricer if your body kit looks like it was designed by a retarted kid. The fact that you put it on your car makes you even more retarted.

[acura_el]

4. You might be a ricer if your car is baby or powder blue

[acura_el]

5. You might be a ricer if you drive around the streets looking to race anything and everything

[l8braker]

6. You can recite every Fast and Furious movie word for word.

[ringmaster]

7. You might be a ricer if you are male, aged 16-25 and drive a civic.

OR

if you are over the age of 25 and still drive a civic.

[l8braker]

8. If you drive a civic.

[acura_el]

^phew, atleast mine is an acura :D

9. If you have blinging chrome rims on a sport compact

[DepTrotter]

10. If you have Hids Without Projectors (GLARE RICE)

[the_new_santa1]

exhaust is louder than that of a 747...

[the_new_santa1]

exhuast tip is larger that your wheels...

[khtm]

10. If you have underglows.

[the_new_santa1]

Have a civic with a nitrous tank in the back, but no lines running to it...:guns:

[acura_el]

15. If you have strips of chrome glued to the sides as trim

[the_new_santa1]

if your are 35 years old and you drive a sunfire with a hige wing and a exhaust tip, and let your mom drive your car all the time....(guy on my street):whipped:

[JRSC00LUDE]

16. You insist that your friends call you Fujimoto even though you're white.

[acura_el]

17. you have a 3" exhaust on a stock engine

[acura_el]

18. you have lambo doors on a 4dr or anything that isnt a lambo

[JRSC00LUDE]

You read this list and realize that so far everyone is only talking about one car - yours.

[acura_el]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
You read this list and realize that so far everyone is only talking about one car - yours.

my car is stock tho. and it's NOT a civic.

19. your car looks like its held together with duct tape

[JRSC00LUDE]

You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender.

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by acura_el


my car is stock tho. and it's NOT a civic.

19. your car looks like its held together with duct tape

"Yours" was a general term meant to apply to the reader and not directed at you! :thumbsup:

[Envitro]

20. You might be a ricer if you think that having a "fart cannon" exhaust on your Civic will make it go faster. :thumbsdow

[JRSC00LUDE]

20. You drive around in a $10,000 import with $20,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents.

[acura_el]

^oh ok, cuz i'm very protective about how it's an EL :D

kinda like how GSR owners look down on regular tegs thinking they're better

[JRSC00LUDE]

If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool.




I think we're the only ones having fun with this.....

[acura_el]

^^:D yeah, maybe there's more ricers out there than we think

You have a different looking rim on each wheel - lots of those around

[l8braker]

You own a dark colored 240 and speed thru playground zones.

[l8braker]

The police have your plate and info memorized.

[JRSC00LUDE]

You're 25 and you still only get dates from high school girls who think your car is cool.

EDIT - Actually, that's kind of hot in a dirty sort o' way.....

[acura_el]

your doors and bumpers are different colours from the rest of your car

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by l8braker
You own a dark colored 240 and speed thru playground zones.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[acura_el]

you cruise around wal-mart parking lots blasting your music trying to attract attention to yourself

[l8braker]

You stole the Canadian Tire product directory from the store for the automotive/ricer products and read it everyday. (true story)

[Lex350]

you have a type R lable on your car ...but you drive a neon

[JspecB16]

If you are one of the 4 people posting back and forth on this thread...

[Unknown303]

You advertise all the products that have ever came near your car on your doors.

[JspecB16]

Originally posted by acura_el


1. Euro lights - i personally think they're gay and according to Oct 2005 MPH magazine "Eurolights are scientifically proven to arouse gay tendencies in those who use them." yes, i know it's a joke, but they still look gay

I think you mean Altezza lights, with the mirrors inside and such

[v2kai]

Originally posted by JspecB16
If you are one of the 4 people posting back and forth on this thread... :rofl:

[acura_el]

Originally posted by JspecB16

I think you mean Altezza lights, with the mirrors inside and such

yeah those are gay


You drive a souped up auto

[l8braker]

Originally posted by JspecB16
If you are one of the 4 people posting back and forth on this thread...

The civic comments got to you, eh? :rofl:

[Grip172]

Originally posted by Envitro
3. You might be a ricer if your body kit looks like it was designed by a retarted kid.The fact that you put it on your car makes you even more retarted.

speaking of RETARDED

holy crap hahaha

[SI_futbol]

2 tone paint on a neon..........................."ahem" the races.....

[acura_el]

You painted your hood black so ppl would think it's a CF

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by JspecB16
If you are one of the 4 people posting back and forth on this thread...

I think you mean Altezza lights, with the mirrors inside and such



You ruin a boring afternoon of fun by being a dick and you post a self-photo of your jizz-ringed mouth as your avatar.

[acura_el]

You have unnecessary hood and roof scoops held down by double sided 3M tape

[acura_el]

If your car is worth more sold stock than with all the "great" mods

[EK 2.0]

you have green wheels

[JspecB16]

Originally posted by l8braker


The civic comments got to you, eh? :rofl:


Not really, its for sale. I have a 01 330ci lined up:thumbsup:

[JspecB16]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE


You ruin a boring afternoon of fun by being a dick and you post a self-photo of your jizz-ringed mouth as your avatar.

such a sheltered life you must live...

[JRSC00LUDE]

Naw....I'm just bored out of my freakin' mind this week at work and am enjoying f'in around. Gotta keep that sense of humor rolling or I may go all postal here. :D

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

you stick lights on your windshield washers to impress women

[JspecB16]

Alright i throw 1 out there.

You put subs in your parents car with your own money so when you borrow it people will think its yours

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by JspecB16
Alright i throw 1 out there.

See now, doesn't that feel good? :clap:

[QuasarCav]

You use the term "Jspec"

[vc-kev]

you have spinner hubcaps

[DeeK]

You put mods on your car just to cover up the rust.

[JspecB16]

Originally posted by QuasarCav
You use the term "Jspec"

You're not intelligent enough to know the following:

ab·bre·vi·a·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-brv-shn)
n.
The act or product of shortening.
A shortened form of a word or phrase used chiefly in writing to represent the complete form, such as Mass. for Massachusetts or USMC for United States Marine Corps

[DeeK]

You have a fitted body kit that allows you to have a trailer hitch so you can tow your "show neon"

[DeeK]

Originally posted by JspecB16


You're not intelligent enough to know the following:

ab·bre·vi·a·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-brv-shn)
n.
The act or product of shortening.
A shortened form of a word or phrase used chiefly in writing to represent the complete form, such as Mass. for Massachusetts or USMC for United States Marine Corps
Isnt USMC an anagram?

[dezinr]

Originally posted by acura_el


yeah those are gay


You drive a souped up auto


Campbell's or Chunky?

You might be a ricer if you look like this......

www.bujiacreativa.com/blog/images/GOTTI.jpg

or

http://www.binaryshift.us/images/blog-entries/misc/gentoo_is_for_ricers.png

or

http://omiru.com/wp-content/images/fauxhawk2_022306.jpg

or

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/nonsane/super-1.jpg

[DeeK]

You use your 3.5" indash screen to watch all your movies and play your playstation games.

[JspecB16]

Originally posted by DeeK

Isnt USMC an anagram?


Its a copy and paste right out of the dictionary, so I'm gonna go with it.

[DeeK]

You have spinners

You are more than rice if you have hubcap spinners.

[DeeK]

Originally posted by JspecB16



Its a copy and paste right out of the dictionary, so I'm gonna go with it.
Nevermind.. I was thinking of something else.. I'm an idiot.. thats not what an anagram is.

[Justing]

Originally posted by JspecB16
If you are one of the 4 people posting back and forth on this thread...

if you were insulted by the posts in this thread

[glennc]

If you took out your carpet to lighten your car.

If you did a 1 wiper conversion to lighten and put the other wiper in the back seat.

[funkedelic]

your a ricer if you have indiglo gauges with a monster tach which isnt hooked up and and have the 3 pod gauges with three water temp gauges to fill in the 3 pod:D

[JspecB16]

Originally posted by glennc
If you took out your carpet to lighten your car.

If you did a 1 wiper conversion to lighten and put the other wiper in the back seat.

LOL, best 1 so far:rofl:

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by DeeK
Isnt USMC an anagram?


acronym.

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

Originally posted by Justing


if you were insulted by the posts in this thread

That made my day... right there...

You put decals on to cover up body damage (being keyed)

You put stickers on the window to cover cracks

[snowboard]

Originally posted by glennc
If you took out your carpet to lighten your car.

If you did a 1 wiper conversion to lighten and put the other wiper in the back seat.

yep
that one takes the cake.

[Sprinter]

You might be a ricer pointless decals all over your Civic

[Sprinter]

...if you have pointless decals on ur car... wow my english is getting terrible by the day :(

[acura_el]

HIDs arent really ricey considering they come stock on most high end cars

more like blue headlight bulbs to imitate HIDs

[Mikey_008]

If you change every single bulb known to the car to anything but the originals. (ie. Blue Blinkers)

[acura_el]

you apply badges onto your car to make it look better than it really is...like slapping a Type R as someone said earlier

[Mikey_008]

If you spend more money and time on cosmetics rather than engine mods.

[acura_el]

you painted your car a colour an average guy wouldn't be able to identify, but any woman would....like fuschia or some crap like that

[Unknown303]

Your rice if you wrap christmas led light ropes around your rear axle of your neon for underglow!!

[acura_el]

if your car has bigger gaps between panels than a prostitute on a busy night

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

Originally posted by Unknown303
Your rice if you wrap christmas led light ropes around your rear axle of your neon for underglow!!

i'm so trying that this christmas lol

[Mikey_008]

If you're not scared of getting speeding tickets, but terffied of curbs and speed bumps so t wouldn't destroy your bodykit!

[Unknown303]

Originally posted by LilDrunkenSmurf


i'm so trying that this christmas lol

I already saw some guy in a neon pull that off last winter. Nearly pissed myself laughing, and my girlfriend wasn't impressed with it either.

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

if you try lowering your car by using straps to compress the shocks

[acura_el]

Originally posted by LilDrunkenSmurf
if you try lowering your car by using straps to compress the shocks

:rofl: or if u took out the stock springs and cut them to make the ride lower

[zain123]

dam am a ricer :(
drive a civic ..
wheels dont match...
:(

[civic_stylez]

you are a ricer if the value of your wheels exceeds the entire value of your car...

[acura_el]

Originally posted by zain123
dam am a ricer :(
drive a civic ..
wheels dont match...
:(

oh dont sweat it, it's not that bad. keyword in the title is might

unless u cross drilled your stock rotors

[theken]

^hahaha i wish i could cross drill my stock rotors. where did you come up with this

[bituerbo]

You know you're a redne... err 'ricer' when you aspire to make your cavalier look like that one you saw on CarDomain.

[ZMan2k2]

.........if the weight of your stereo gear is more than your car.

[acura_el]

Originally posted by theken
^hahaha i wish i could cross drill my stock rotors. where did you come up with this

i saw a few morons cut stock springs to lower a car once on TV and i thought for a few seconds about what else u could do in ur garage and BAM! that's what i came up with - i wonder if it would work:thumbsup:

or if you spray painted a decal onto your radiator so ppl would think it's a turbo intercooler....like in the picture, except on your rad

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by acura_el


i saw a few morons cut stock springs to lower a car once on TV and i thought for a few seconds about what else u could do in ur garage and BAM! that's what i came up with - i wonder if it would work:thumbsup:

or if you spray painted a decal onto your radiator so ppl would think it's a turbo intercooler....like in the picture, except on your rad


its not just ICs that are painted
my rad has a logo painted on it
:dunno:

[sh0ko]

sorry to go off topic but

[quote]4. You might be a ricer if your car is baby or powder blue[/unquote]

babybluemr2 aint gonna b happy with that haha and his car aint slow either

[sh0ko]

u know if ur a ricer if u pump ur gay music next to a 45 year old woman who has the same car as u but stock and then u want to race her saying shit like my car is better than urs (true story)

[FiveFreshFish]

... if you have at least a Plus 3 fitment on your cheap-ass heavy rims.

[IhateDomestic]

This says it all...

http://alkali.colug.org/~kaha/ricer.jpg
http://www.sighost.us/members/cheezman/riced%20out%20car.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[mikey_mo_love]

^ chop and.......chop