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BerserkerCatSplat
08-06-2006, 12:06 AM
It's been spreading like wildfire throughout the interweb, but it's probably one of the best threads ever. It's about a 15 year old kid who just got a new 350z from daddy getting owned, harshly. The photoshops (http://g35driver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109406&page=19) here are hilarious!

http://g35driver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109406


Long post, just ranting about this ghey kid who knows nothing about cars but has a brand new Z

My friend w/ a wrx called me today and asked if I wanted to meet up for a photoshoot. He says he knows someone w/ a new 350z. So we go there to meet up, and as soon as I pull up there is this 15 year old kid there. Apparantly he is the one with the new z So as soon as I get out my car the kid comes up to me and says "My car is more of a sports car yours is a luxury car". I know this is true to some extent but I could tell by the way he said it he know nothing about cars and he was saying it in a tone that was meant to imply his car is better.I contemplate whether or not I should try to explain to this ignorant kid that it's basically the same freakin car, but decide not to.

So we start talking and the kid goes on to say he is going to have 500 hp in a couple months. I ask him what kind of turbo/supersharger setup he is planning on and he has a blank look on his face. So I ask what mods he is putting on there, and he looks away from me and says he is putting "everything on there". He goes on to say that the dealership said they would charge him $900 bucks and do it for him. At this point I am trying not to laugh. I tell him he isnt gonna get 500 hp w/ anything less than 8 grand and he kinda just blows it off like I am lying to him.

OK, so then we drive to the empty parking lot to take the photos. This kid obviously doesn't know what a break in period is, and beats the crap out of his engine. Hopefully he will get what's coming to him. So as we are taking the pics we get into a conversation about auto vs manual. He is trying to say his tiptronic is better and faster than my 6 speed, and I try to explain to him how tiptronic is not true manual and can't shift as fast and how auto cars get less hp to the wheels, but I don't think he understood a word I said. Then during the photoshoot he randomly starts driving around the parking and running the car hard. When he pulled up to us his daddy was pissed off, and I started laughing. Just wanted to vent. The kid's ignorance really pissed me off...


http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8669/123rx6.jpg

BrknFngrs
08-06-2006, 12:11 AM
haha the photochops are classic :rofl:

jdm_jspec
08-06-2006, 12:18 AM
lol
stupid kid
i would of probibly kicked his ass
he will get what he deserves
hes running a bran new car like hes racing it
it will all come back to him later when he has to fix it and it only has 10000k on it

Primer_Drift
08-06-2006, 12:18 AM
what a douche...

BlueFrenzy
08-06-2006, 01:30 AM
Careful ...he's displaying gangsigns .. better not mess with his 500hp supercharged turbo Z

Cypresskilla
08-06-2006, 02:08 AM
AHAHAHAH the i love Lance is awesome.... hope this kid gets to see them all:thumbsup:

jcrules99
08-06-2006, 02:28 AM
hahaha how sad

and yeah the lance one is the best one

barbarian
08-06-2006, 10:11 AM
They deleted the thread on that forum.

Dayclone
08-06-2006, 12:14 PM
Wow.... I woulda beat the kids face in.

dub_c
08-06-2006, 12:22 PM
fuck, thread is gone.

dj_rice
08-06-2006, 12:29 PM
None of the links are working

iceburns288
08-06-2006, 12:36 PM
Even I'm not that much of a tool;)

A lot more pics here:
http://my350z.com/forum/showthread.php?t=207735

jdt17
08-06-2006, 01:10 PM
Where does this punk live and whats his address

SilverBoost
08-06-2006, 05:14 PM
The fact that the photoshops are really badly doen makes it even that much funnier. That kid just got so e-famous.

barbarian
08-07-2006, 12:38 AM
Never buy your kid a car like this, make him work for it. If you buy anything, maybe a 5-year-old Civic or something. That is, unless you want a kid like this.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6949/123rx6oo0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Moonracer
08-07-2006, 01:36 AM
haha awesome! There are so many funny chops but i'm liking this one.
http://www.speedraver.com/albums/album163/doucheZ_33.jpg

doublepostwhore
08-07-2006, 02:18 AM
Iceburns. To be honnest I thought it was you. I am relieved you answered this thread lol.

*prettyboy*
08-07-2006, 03:03 AM
haha that kids a douche