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Redlyne_mr2
08-17-2006, 12:07 AM
So it looks like Dustin Diamond aka Screech from saved by the bell is in danger of having his house forclosed on. He has now began to do what anyone else in his situation would do. Sell tshirts!
http://www.getdshirts.com/

I'm Dustin Diamond and you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home.

During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay $250,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled.

Calling an old friend with lots of connections, I was finally referred to a man named Arthur Giraldo who works for New York Capital Exchange. "If he can't do it, it can't be done." Arthur was said to be an expert in land contracts and a guru when it came to getting difficult loans done. Indeed Arthur sold himself highly and away we went to save my house. I was told not to worry, that it wouldn't be a problem and that everything would be done quickly, as was needed.

I sent everything he asked for and signed all the papers that were sent to me. The closing date was to be set and he would have a lawyer who was in Wisconsin come to the closing with me. Arthur even said he was going to fly out himself and be there for the closing. The days went by and I never heard from him. I called and left message after message but never got a call back. I finally called from another number from the road (I travel the U.S. doing stand up comedy) and he picked up. As if we had all the time in the world, he brushed it off and said again not to worry. Everything was moving ahead and all is well. He set yet another closing date, but that came and went.

Meanwhile, all was not well and they still want the house. As days crept by and still no calls from Arthur, I was forced to threaten calling every day, all day long, every hour on the hour til I got a call back. Alas, I get a call back. "Don't worry. Everything's moving ahead and all is well." Less than thrilled.

This avoidance goes on and on for some time until...

"You got Served"

That's right, yours truly gets served with a notice to foreclose. They're gonna take my house! I'm gonna be homeless! Dustin Diamond homeless in Wisconsin. BULLSHIT! Time to call up New York Capital Exchange and set them straight! My message went something like this...

"Tell Arthur Giraldo that I just got served and was told that he hadn't contacted the holder of the land contract for over a month, never sent any papers over and as such, I am losing my house. If he doesn't call me back I'll go to Howard Stern and tell the world (New York especially) how he does business. Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?"

In more words than one I was told basically... "Go f... yourself!"

One phone call later I was telling the Stern show what had happened.
Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have f...ed with the Dman.

At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen.

1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense.

2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house.

I've designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House!

1. A $15.00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house.

2. A $20.00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message "Fuck Giraldo".

First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we'll Save Screeech's House!

Please rally behind me and together we can end the feeble handling of peoples futures by Arthur Giraldo and at the same time SAVE MY HOUSE!

~ Dustin Diamond

D'z Nutz
08-17-2006, 12:17 AM
His good friend Zack Morris will come up with plan. He always does.

Redlyne_mr2
08-17-2006, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by D'z Nutz
His good friend Zack Morris will come up with plan. He always does. :rofl: :rofl: True that

Fcuk
08-17-2006, 12:26 AM
wow. i feel bad for the poor guy. hope all goes well.

syeve
08-17-2006, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by D'z Nutz
His good friend Zack Morris will come up with plan. He always does.

hahahaha, funniest evar....that was good :thumbsup:

asuth077
08-17-2006, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person

...Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have f...ed with the Dman.

:rofl:

Celebrity? Last thing I saw him in was Made, and it wasn't the most glamorous of roles.

/////AMG
08-17-2006, 10:05 AM
Meh..

QuasarCav
08-17-2006, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by /////AMG
Meh..


How can you say Meh when you have screech in your avatar?

/////AMG
08-17-2006, 10:13 AM
:rofl: :rofl: Thats me when I had a 'fro!

I don't know how much money he has made since he because famous. But I'm sure he would of had enough for a nice house...

Buy anyway, all the best to his t-shirt selling. I won't buy one though.

h_s
08-17-2006, 10:16 AM
id rather help breast cancer or something

slickk
08-17-2006, 10:21 AM
hahaha... sucker :burnout:

EnRich
08-17-2006, 10:27 AM
i wonder wtf this dude spent all his money on when he was on that saved by the bell show that he couldnt just afford to buy that house straight up cash... what a fuck up he is, I wont buy a shirt... fuck that...

viffer
08-17-2006, 12:02 PM
Why does he think he's so special? What a tard. I'm sure there are people worse off then him who can't play the "I was a quasi-celebrity 15 years ago" card.

heavyD
08-17-2006, 12:28 PM
"Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?"

Famous Celebrity??? People get fucked over everyday by corporations & the government. "Bad credit" for him means poor financial decisions just like any person that has lived beyond their means. While I'm sure he wasnt making millions during Saved by the Bell, he most likely made a comfortable living with all the perks involved with being a TV celebrity. Why would we support an over-the-hill actor that pissed away his good fortune & now doesn't want to work like the rest of us to pay his mortgage?

EnRich
08-17-2006, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by heavyD
"Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?"

Famous Celebrity??? People get fucked over everyday by corporations & the government. "Bad credit" for him means poor financial decisions just like any person that has lived beyond their means. While I'm sure he wasnt making millions during Saved by the Bell, he most likely made a comfortable living with all the perks involved with being a TV celebrity. Why would we support an over-the-hill actor that pissed away his good fortune & now doesn't want to work like the rest of us to pay his mortgage?

EXACTLY my point!!! Thank-you very much

D'z Nutz
09-27-2006, 10:12 PM
Hahaha! Looks like Screech found a way to save his house:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html



Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell'

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.


I hope this is a joke :rofl:

Cypresskilla
09-27-2006, 11:02 PM
"Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."



AHAHAHHAHAH:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
thats awesome now give the the angry dragon........... or the zombie

eb0i
09-28-2006, 01:43 PM
I read somewhere that the people who ended up buying his t-shirts never ended up getting them.

dj_rice
09-28-2006, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by D'z Nutz
Hahaha! Looks like Screech found a way to save his house:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html



I hope this is a joke :rofl:



LOL :werd:

There was a news report bout him on the CW11 news this morning too...