Car Acronyms

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

Thought this was good for a laugh. Don't try to be too pissed, it's just a joke. Adding as we go :bigpimp:

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MOPAR
Move Over, People Are Racing.

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PONTIAC
Poor Ol' N*gga Thinks Its A Cadillac

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

Add some more if you want:thumbsup:

[bspot]

PONTIAC

Poor Ol' N*gga Thinks Its A Cadillac

[carter_prelude]

^ :thumbsup: haha

[BerserkerCatSplat]

There was a big thread about this a while back...

MOPAR
Move Over, People Are Racing.

[PSJanis]

any for Land Rover or Discovery?

preferably good ones but any will do...always good for humor

[pinoyhero]

Dude that Pontiac one was pretty good.

[hussein]

Any NISSAN ones?

[JspecB16]

Originally posted by pinoyhero
Dude that Pontiac one was pretty good.


a CLASSIC. :rofl:

[andyg16]

HAHAHA BMW--BOUGHT MY WIFE :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JordanEG6]

BMW- Broke My Wallet, Bring Many Wrenches

Honda- Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles :thumbsup:
Acura- Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Chevrolet- Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Jeep- Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Porsche- Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

[scat19]

bmw

brown mans wheel
broke my wallet
brings more women
Bad Man's Wheels
Beer,Motorcycles,Women

:)

[Ca_Silvia13]

Originally posted by LilDrunkenSmurf


AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence



So true

[3G]

honda - hold on not done accelerating


welcome to 1998 though

[Accord_tunerx]

VW
Virtually Worthless


:rofl: that one is gold

[rc2002]

Lots of them are reposted from here:

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=100485

But still a good laugh.

[nonsane]

Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge

It's funny because it really appears that way on some older cars.

[talonboi]

Honda - How Oriental Nerds Destroy America
Hyundai - How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
Laser - Litterally Another Stupid Engine Repair
DSM - Dude's Second Motor