ichi-bum
10-06-2006, 11:27 AM
My buddy forwarded this to me today. Thought I'd share.
GHETTO SPELLIN'
Words:
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
........
This is Leroy's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my ***** rectum
both.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said
penis.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man,
it look fake."
He say, "Bull****, that watch israel."
7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment
undermine.
8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"
she
say "fortify."
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette
dis one slide."
~~~PlEaSe PaSs DiS pIs Ua EdUcAtIoN oN tO aLl yO hOmIeS~~~
GHETTO SPELLIN'
Words:
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
........
This is Leroy's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my ***** rectum
both.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said
penis.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man,
it look fake."
He say, "Bull****, that watch israel."
7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment
undermine.
8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"
she
say "fortify."
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette
dis one slide."
~~~PlEaSe PaSs DiS pIs Ua EdUcAtIoN oN tO aLl yO hOmIeS~~~